[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 315 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:24Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:23Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:22Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:21Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:20Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:19Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:17Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:16Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:15Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:14Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:13Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:12Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:06Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:04Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:03Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:02Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:01Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:00Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:59Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:58Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:57Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:56Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:55Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:52Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:50Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:48Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:47Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:46Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:45Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:44Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:43Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:42Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:39Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:38Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:35Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:34Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:33Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:32Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:31Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:30Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:29Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:28Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:27Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:26Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:25Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:24Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:23Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:23Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:21Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:18Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:17Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:14Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:13Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:10Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:09Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:08Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:07Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:06Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:05Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:04Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:03Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:02Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:01Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:00Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:58Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:57Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:56Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:55Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:54Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:52Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:48Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:47Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:46Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:44Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:43Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:42Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:40Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:39Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:37Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:35Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:34Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:33Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:30Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:29Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:25Caption #02
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:24Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:23Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:22Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:21Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:20Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:19Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:18Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:16Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:15Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:14Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:13Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:12Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:11Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:10Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:08Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:07Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:06Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:05Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:04Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:03Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:56Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:53Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:50Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:49Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:48Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:47Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:46Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:45Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:44Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:43Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:42Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:41Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:40Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:39Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:38Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:37Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:36Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:34Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:33Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:32Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:31Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:28Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:27Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:26Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:25Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:24Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:23Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:22Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:22Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:20Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:16Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:15Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:13Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:09Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:07Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:06Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:05Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:04Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:03Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:02Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:01Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:00Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:59Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:58Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:57Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:53Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:52Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:50Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:49Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:48Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:46Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:45Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:44Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:43Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:42Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:39Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:38Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:37Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:36Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:35Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:34Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:33Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:32Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:31Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:30Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:29Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:28Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:27Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:26Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:25Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:24Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:23Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:17Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:16Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:07Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:05Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:04Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:03Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:02Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:01Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:01Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:59Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:58Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:57Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:56Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:55Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:52Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:51Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:50Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:49Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:47Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:46Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:45Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:44Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:43Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:42Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:41Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:40Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:39Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:38Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:37Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:36Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:35Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:34Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:33Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:32Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:31Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:30Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:29Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:28Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:27Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:26Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:24Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:23Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:21Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:20Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:19Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:18Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:17Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:16Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:15Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:14Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:13Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:12Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:11Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:10Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:09Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:08Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:07Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:06Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:05Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:04Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:03Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:02Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:01Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:00Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:59Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:58Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:57Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:55Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:54Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:53Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:52Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:51Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:50Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:49Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:48Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:46Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:45Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:44Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:39Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:38Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:37Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:35Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:34Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:33Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:32Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:31Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:30Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:29Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:28Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:27Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:26Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:25Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:24Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:23Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:22Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:21Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:20Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:19Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:18Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:17Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:16Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:15Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:14Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:13Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:12Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:11Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:08Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:05Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:04Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:03Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:02Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:01Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:00Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:59Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:58Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:57Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:55Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:54Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:53Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:49Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:48Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:47Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:46Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:45Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:44Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:40Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:36Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:35Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:34Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:33Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:31Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:26Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:25Caption #

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.

There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post