[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

A black van with dark tinted windows,

picked up a few ladies showing their wares --

this is how porn stars are born.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 354 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:31Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:30Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:29Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:28Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:27Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:26Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:25Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:24Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:23Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:22Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:21Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:20Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:19Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:18Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:17Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:16Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:15Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:13Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:09Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:05Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:04Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:03Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:01Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:00Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:57Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:55Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:53Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:51Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:49Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:48Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:45Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:41Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:39Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:37Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:33Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:32Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:31Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:30Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:29Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:26Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:25Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:23Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:22Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:21Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:19Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:17Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:15Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:13Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:09Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:08Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:05Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:04Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:03Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:02Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:01Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:59Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:58Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:57Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:53Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:49Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:46Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:45Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:44Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:43Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:42Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:41Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:39Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:37Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:36Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:33Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:29Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:28Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:25Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:22Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:21Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:19Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:18Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:17Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:13Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:11Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:09Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:07Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:05Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:04Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:02Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:01Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:00Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:59Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:57Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:55Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:53Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:52Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:50Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:49Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:48Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:45Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:44Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:43Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:41Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:40Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:39Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:38Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:37Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:36Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:35Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:34Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:33Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:32Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:31Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:30Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:29Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:28Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:27Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:26Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:25Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:24Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:23Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:22Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:21Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:20Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:19Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:18Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:17Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:14Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:13Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:09Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:05Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:01Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:00Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:57Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:54Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:53Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:52Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:50Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:49Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:45Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:44Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:41Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:40Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:39Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:38Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:37Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:36Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:35Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:34Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:33Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:32Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:31Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:30Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:29Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:28Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:27Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:26Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:24Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:21Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:20Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:17Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:14Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:09Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:05Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:04Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:03Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:01Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:00Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:57Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:54Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:53Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:52Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:49Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:47Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:46Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:45Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:41Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:39Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:38Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:37Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:36Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:35Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:33Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:32Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:30Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:29Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:28Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:25Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:21Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:20Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:17Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:15Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:13Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:09Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:06Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:05Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:03Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:02Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:00Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:59Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:58Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:57Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:55Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:53Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:49Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:45Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:44Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:43Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:41Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:40Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:39Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:37Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:35Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:34Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:29Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:28Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:25Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:21Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:18Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:17Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:14Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:13Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:12Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:11Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:08Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:05Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:04Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:01Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:59Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:57Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:56Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:54Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:53Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:49Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:48Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:47Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:45Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:44Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:43Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:41Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:38Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:37Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:36Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:34Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:33Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:32Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:30Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:29Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:25Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:24Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:22Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:21Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:20Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:17Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:15Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:14Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:13Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:12Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:11Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:10Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:09Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:07Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:06Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:05Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:02Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:01Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:59Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:57Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:56Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:54Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:53Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:52Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:51Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:50Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:49Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:48Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:47Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:43Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:41Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:40Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:37Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:34Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:33Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:31Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:29Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:28Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:25Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:24Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:22Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:21Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:20Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:17Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:15Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:13Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:09Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:06Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:05Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:04Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:03Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:02Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:01Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:59Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:57Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:56Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:53Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:51Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:49Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:48Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:45Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:41Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:40Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:37Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:34Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:33Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:30Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:29Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:28Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:25Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:24Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:23Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:21Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:19Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:18Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:17Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:13Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:12Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:11Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:10Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:09Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:08Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:06Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:01Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:58Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:57Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:56Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:55Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:54Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:53Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:52Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:49Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:45Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:44Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:43Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:42Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:41Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:40Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:39Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:38Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:37Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:33Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:32Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:31Caption #230

Board [Post Message]

Some one please write a good Arnie caption, it's too hot right now to write anything funny. I just want to get naked and lie down in the cold meat section of our local deli. This is where I was meant to make a bratwurst joke, but again it is hot like Havana here.

Some days I wish I could just give it all up and do something inane, like sell vacuum cleaners, but I know life would always step in and become complex again.

I wish I could just say simple things like:

"Here, you see, you get two sets of brushes -- this one for waxing and this for polishing -- oh no, I think it's the other way round. The Turbo is air-powered."



But life would conspire to trip me up, and I'd end up playing checkers with miniature whiskey bottles with the local police captain, trying to get him drunk to steal his gun and his list of the usual suspects.

Not even the life of a vacuum cleaner salesman is straight forward, remember that the next time go back to complain about the snap-action coupling.


There are 35 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> You promised to refuse any disturbing pictures!!!
<Lauren> I see soneone read Our Man in Havana! Great book. Thanks for reminding me.
<3Suns> My parents still own and use that very vacuum cleaner. It is an amazing feat of reliable American engineering.
<guyPaulo> It's certainly quiet around here today.
<Mort> Well lets play a game and liven things up.
<guyPaulo> Canasta? Twister? Battleship?
<Jellyloo> Chinese Water Torture. A hit at children's parties!
<Mort> What are the rules? Can we play over the internet?
<Jellyloo> It is complicated. Do you have a cordless drill?
<Mort> Yes in fact I do! What do I do now?
<Jellyloo> How familiar are you with trepanation? Also, Big Gulp cup modification?
<Mort> I normally use a 6" nail for those purposes, you can play my head like an oboe.
<guyPaulo> I'm thinking of a number between 1-100.....care to guess?
<Jellyloo> 67?
<Mort> 31.13819198142242245?
<Mort> I was trying to think of a way to play eyespy using the google image server.

But I can't work out the rules.

<yoyology> I spy, with my little eye, something you search under Mort (Safe Search is Off).
<Mort> ...www.nyctale.com... ?
<yoyology> Dear merciful heavens. No!

That's incredibly disturbing. I only looked at the first page of results.

<Stormi> My, Mort, you might consider dropping the Atkins Diet if that's all that's left of you.
<Jellyloo> Bone daddy. I spy with my little eye something of the color red...
<Mort> There are quite a few red things on the internet Jellyloo.
<Jellyloo> YOU FOUND IT!!! 10 points to Slytherin.
<Mort> 10 points from Gryffindor for sillyness.
<guyPaulo> {english accent}That's absolutely dreadfull!
<ElvisThePelvis> Oh Christ NO!!!

...elvisthepelvis.uboot.com...

<Mort> I think I prefer the german Elvis, can we swap?
<ElvisThePelvis> Das deutsche ElvisThePelvis glaubt nicht, an zu untertiteln. Ich bin ein aufrecht stehender deutscher Bürger und ein Künstler.
<obtuse> ...www.obtuse.nl...
My Netherlandic variant may very well rock more than I do. SPEED TO THE LIMIT!
<mypalmike> ...www.allposterz.com...
<mypalmike> The phrase "my pal mike" can actually be found on this page. Milf hunter...
...maturewomen.like-sex.com...
<doomglobe> hey mort how come you never come to wigu anymore did you die or go to jail or have children?
<Mort> Isn't death, jail and having children the same thing?

I read, I do not take part.

<doomglobe> hey mort how come you never come to wigu anymore did you die or go to jail or have children?
<doomglobe> oops sorry that was a refresh. yeah, they are pretty much the same, I was just curious about why you skipped e-town. best of luck to you!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post