[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ARTIC CANDY BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

HOORAY!! NOW I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 301 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:19Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:18Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:17Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:15Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:14Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:08Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:06Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:04Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:00Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:56Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:52Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:51Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:49Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:47Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:44Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:43Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:42Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:40Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:37Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:36Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:35Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:34Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:33Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:32Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:31Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:29Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:28Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:27Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:26Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:23Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:22Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:21Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:20Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:19Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:18Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:17Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:16Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:14Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:12Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:11Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:06Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:04Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:03Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:01Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:00Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:58Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:57Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:52Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:48Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:47Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:45Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:44Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:43Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:40Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:39Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:39Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:37Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:32Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:27Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:25Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:24Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:20Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:18Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:16Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:10Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:05Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:00Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:59Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:57Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:56Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:54Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:48Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:43Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:42Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:40Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:38Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:37Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:36Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:27Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:26Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:25Caption #-85
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:24Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:21Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:20Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:17Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:16Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:13Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:12Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:11Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:10Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:09Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:01Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:00Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:59Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:56Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:55Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:52Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:51Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:48Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:44Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:42Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:41Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:40Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:39Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:37Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:36Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:34Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:33Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:31Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:30Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:28Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:24Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:23Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:20Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:19Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:16Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:13Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:12Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:08Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:06Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:00Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:59Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:57Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:55Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:54Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:53Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:52Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:48Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:46Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:43Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:40Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:39Caption #-77
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:38Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:37Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:36Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:28Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:27Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:26Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:25Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:24Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:22Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:20Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:18Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:17Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:16Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:11Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:09Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:08Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:05Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:04Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:00Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:57Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:56Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:55Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:53Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:51Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:48Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:44Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:43Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:42Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:41Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:40Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:36Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:35Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:33Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:32Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:31Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:30Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:28Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:27Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:24Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:22Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:21Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:20Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:17Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:16Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:13Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:09Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:08Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:06Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:05Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:01Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:00Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:59Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:58Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:57Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:52Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:50Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:49Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:48Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:46Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:45Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:44Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:40Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:36Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:34Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:33Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:29Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:28Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:27Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:26Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:24Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:20Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:19Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:17Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:16Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:14Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:13Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:12Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:11Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:01Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:00Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:59Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:57Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:54Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:53Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:50Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:48Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:44Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:42Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:40Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:37Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:35Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:34Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:33Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:29Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:28Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:26Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:21Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:18Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:14Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:13Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:12Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:11Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:10Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:09Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:08Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:02Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:01Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:00Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:57Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:56Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:54Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:53Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:51Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:50Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:49Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:43Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:42Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:38Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:37Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:35Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:34Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:33Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:31Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:30Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:28Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:27Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:26Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:25Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:24Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:23Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:22Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:17Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:16Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:15Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:13Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:09Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:08Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:07Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:05Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:04Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:03Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:02Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:01Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:00Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:58Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:53Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:52Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:51Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:48Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:45Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:43Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:41Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:40Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:35Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:29Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:27Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:26Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:23Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:22Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:21Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:20Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:19Caption #750

Board [Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN
There are 13 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)
<Mort> Yes I just stole added the code.
<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.
<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?
<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.
<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?
<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky'sŪ will Cure and Hold"
<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.
<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...
<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.
<spam> omgwtf
<spam> haha i just wanted to try


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post