[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ARTIC CANDY BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

HOORAY!! NOW I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 361 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:11Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:10Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:09Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:08Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:05Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:04Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:01Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:56Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:55Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:54Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:53Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:52Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:51Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:50Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:49Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:48Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:47Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:46Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:45Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:44Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:43Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:42Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:41Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:39Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:37Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:36Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:30Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:29Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:28Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:27Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:26Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:25Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:23Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:22Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:19Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:18Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:17Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:13Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:11Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:10Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:07Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:06Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:04Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:02Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:01Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:00Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:59Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:58Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:57Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:56Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:54Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:53Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:52Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:51Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:50Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:49Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:48Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:47Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:46Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:45Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:44Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:43Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:42Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:41Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:40Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:39Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:38Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:36Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:35Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:33Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:32Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:27Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:26Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:25Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:24Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:22Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:18Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:17Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:15Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:12Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:10Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:09Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:08Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:07Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:06Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:05Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:04Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:03Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:02Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:01Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:00Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:59Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:56Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:48Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:47Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:44Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:38Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:37Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:36Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:35Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:34Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:33Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:33Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:31Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:26Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:25Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:22Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:21Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:20Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:19Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:18Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:17Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:16Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:14Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:09Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:08Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:07Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:06Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:05Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:04Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:03Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:02Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:01Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:00Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:59Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:55Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:54Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:53Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:51Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:49Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:46Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:45Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:43Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:42Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:39Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:34Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:32Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:30Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:26Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:25Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:22Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:21Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:16Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:13Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:12Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:10Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:09Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:08Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:07Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:06Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:05Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:04Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:03Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:00Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:52Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:51Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:50Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:49Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:48Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:43Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:41Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:40Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:38Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:36Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:35Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:30Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:27Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:25Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:23Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:22Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:20Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:17Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:16Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:12Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:10Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:09Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:08Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:05Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:02Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:00Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:59Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:58Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:57Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:56Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:54Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:51Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:47Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:46Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:43Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:40Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:39Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:38Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:37Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:35Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:34Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:32Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:31Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:30Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:27Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:26Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:23Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:21Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:18Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:17Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:16Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:14Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:13Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:12Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:10Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:08Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:07Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:05Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:03Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:02Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:59Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:57Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:55Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:54Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:52Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:51Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:50Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:49Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:48Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:46Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:44Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:42Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:41Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:39Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:38Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:37Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:33Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:30Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:29Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:27Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:26Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:25Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:20Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:17Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:14Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:13Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:09Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:08Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:07Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:06Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:05Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:04Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:01Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:59Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:57Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:54Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:53Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:52Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:51Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:49Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:48Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:47Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:46Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:45Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:43Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:42Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:40Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:39Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:38Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:37Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:35Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:34Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:33Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:32Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:31Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:30Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:27Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:26Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:23Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:22Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:21Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:20Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:19Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:18Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:17Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:16Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:15Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:14Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:13Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:12Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:11Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:10Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:09Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:07Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:05Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:04Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:03Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:01Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:00Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:59Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:56Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:55Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:54Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:51Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:50Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:49Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:48Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:46Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:45Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:43Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:42Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:38Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:36Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:35Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:34Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:33Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:31Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:30Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:26Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:25Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:22Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:21Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:20Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:18Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:17Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:15Caption #-70
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:12Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:09Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:08Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:06Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:04Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:01Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:59Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:57Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:56Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:55Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:54Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:52Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:50Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:47Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:45Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:44Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:42Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:41Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:39Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:37Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:34Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:33Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:31Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:30Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:29Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:28Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:26Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:25Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:22Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:21Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:20Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:17Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:16Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:14Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker22:42:13Caption #750

Board [Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN
There are 13 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)
<Mort> Yes I just stole added the code.
<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.
<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?
<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.
<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?
<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky'sŪ will Cure and Hold"
<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.
<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...
<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.
<spam> omgwtf
<spam> haha i just wanted to try


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post