[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ARTIC CANDY BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

HOORAY!! NOW I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 287 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:48Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:47Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:46Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:45Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:44Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:43Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:42Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:41Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:40Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:39Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:38Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:37Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:36Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:35Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:34Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:33Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:32Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:28Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:27Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:25Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:23Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:19Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:15Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:14Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:13Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:12Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:11Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:10Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:09Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:08Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:07Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:06Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:05Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:04Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:03Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:02Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:01Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker15:15:00Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:59Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:58Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:56Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:54Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:53Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:52Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:51Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:50Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:49Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:48Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:47Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:44Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:43Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:39Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:38Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:37Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:34Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:33Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:32Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:31Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:30Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:30Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:28Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:27Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:25Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:24Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:23Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:22Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:21Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:20Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:19Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:18Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:17Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:16Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:13Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:12Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:11Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:10Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:09Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:08Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:07Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:06Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:05Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:04Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:03Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:02Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:01Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:00Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:59Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:58Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:57Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:56Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:53Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:50Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:49Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:48Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:44Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:43Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:42Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:40Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:39Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:38Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:37Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:36Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:35Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:34Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:33Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:32Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:31Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:30Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:29Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:28Caption #993
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:27Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:26Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:25Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:24Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:23Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:22Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:21Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:20Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:19Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:18Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:17Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:15Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:13Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:11Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:05Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:04Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:03Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:01Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:00Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:59Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:58Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:57Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:56Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:55Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:54Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:53Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:52Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:51Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:50Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:49Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:48Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:47Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:46Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:45Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:44Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:43Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:42Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:41Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:40Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:39Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:38Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:37Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:36Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:35Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:34Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:33Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:32Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:31Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:30Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:29Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:28Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:23Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:22Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:21Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:19Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:18Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:17Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:16Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:13Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:12Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:09Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:07Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:04Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:03Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:00Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:59Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:58Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:57Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:55Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:52Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:50Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:49Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:48Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:47Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:46Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:45Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:44Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:43Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:42Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:41Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:40Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:39Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:38Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:37Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:36Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:35Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:34Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:33Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:32Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:31Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:30Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:29Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:28Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:27Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:25Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:22Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:21Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:20Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:19Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:18Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:17Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:16Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:14Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:13Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:12Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:11Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:10Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:09Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:08Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:07Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:47Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:46Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:45Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:44Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:43Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:42Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:41Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:40Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:39Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:38Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:37Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:36Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:35Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:34Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:33Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:32Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:31Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:30Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:29Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:28Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:27Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:26Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:25Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:24Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:23Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:21Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:20Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:18Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:15Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:14Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:13Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:12Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:11Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:10Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:09Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:07Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:05Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:03Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:59Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:58Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:57Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:56Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:55Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:54Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:53Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:52Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:51Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:50Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:49Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:48Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:47Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:46Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:45Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:44Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:43Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:42Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:41Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:40Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:39Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:38Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:37Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:36Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:35Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:34Main Page

Board [Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN
There are 13 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)
<Mort> Yes I just stole added the code.
<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.
<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?
<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.
<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?
<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky'sŪ will Cure and Hold"
<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.
<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...
<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.
<spam> omgwtf
<spam> haha i just wanted to try


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post