[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/30/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Some say babies...



...taste like chicken.



Soylent Green, now made with 15% more babies!
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 271 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:48Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:47Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:46Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:45Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:44Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:43Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:42Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:41Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:40Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:39Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:38Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:37Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:36Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:34Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:33Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:32Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:31Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:30Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:29Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:27Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:26Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:25Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:24Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:23Caption #009
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:22Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:21Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:20Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:19Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:18Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:17Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:16Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:15Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:14Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:14Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:12Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:11Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:10Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:09Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:08Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:07Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:06Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:05Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:04Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:02Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:01Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:00Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:59Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:58Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:57Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:56Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:55Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:54Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:53Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:52Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:51Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:50Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:49Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:48Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:47Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:46Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:45Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:44Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:43Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:42Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:41Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:40Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:39Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:38Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:37Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:35Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:34Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:33Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:32Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:31Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:30Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:29Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:28Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:28Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:26Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:25Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:24Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:23Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:22Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:21Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:20Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:19Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:18Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:17Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:16Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:15Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:14Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:13Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:12Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:11Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:10Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:09Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:08Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:07Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:06Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:05Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:04Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:03Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:02Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:01Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:59Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:58Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:57Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:56Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:55Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:52Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:51Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:50Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:49Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:48Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:46Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:45Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:44Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:43Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:42Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:41Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:40Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:39Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:38Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:37Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:36Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:35Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:34Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:32Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:31Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:30Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:29Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:28Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:27Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:26Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:25Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:24Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:23Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:22Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:21Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:20Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:19Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:18Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:18Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:15Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:14Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:13Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:11Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:10Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:09Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:08Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:07Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:06Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:05Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:04Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:03Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:02Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:01Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:00Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:59Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:58Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:57Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:56Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:55Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:54Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:53Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:52Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:51Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:50Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:49Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:48Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:46Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:45Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:44Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:43Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:42Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:41Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:40Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:39Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:38Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:37Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:36Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:35Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:34Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:33Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:32Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:31Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:30Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:29Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:28Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:27Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:26Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:25Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:24Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:23Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:22Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:21Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:20Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:19Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:18Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:17Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:16Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:15Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:14Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:11Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:10Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:09Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:08Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:07Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:06Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:04Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:03Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:02Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:00Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:59Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:58Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:57Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:56Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:55Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:54Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:53Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:52Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:50Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:49Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:48Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:47Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:46Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:45Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:43Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:42Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:41Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:40Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:39Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:38Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:37Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:36Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:35Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:34Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:33Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:31Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:30Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:30Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:29Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:28Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:25Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:23Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:22Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:21Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:18Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:17Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:16Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:15Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:14Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:13Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:12Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:10Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:09Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:08Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:07Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:06Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:05Caption #535
"Caption Monkie19:40:04Caption #703

Board [Post Message]

Blatant combined rip off of Eddie Izzard and The Simpsons.


There are 38 messages for this day.
<Allen> Hey, Mort. Good job. There's a MEP in the news at: ...news.bbc.co.uk...
<Lauren> I prefer Soylent Yellow, myself.
<Mort> Most Emailed Photos of Members of European Parliment... I know that Glenys Kinnock, she's the sister of the woman who leaves across the street from my parents.
<JP> [reading above posts] heh.. lauren prefers soiling herself... [stifled giggle]..
<Lauren> LOLOL@JP...yes, children, this is why a good understanding of punctuation is paramount to reading comprehension.
<kieren> hi fuckers
<JP> Hi, fuckee!

Bend over. Now think of a nice place, and concentrate on that nice place.

<Kitten> I have a stupid question. I want to know what the original caption was for that moss-covered statue of the woman from May 30th. I cannot find it in yahoo -probably not searching correctly. Can anyone tell me? Thanks!
<Carol> I never have any luck finding old pictures via Yahoo, either. Found it by searching on "sleeping sculpture" in Google News:
...www.rhs.org.uk...
<Carol> Also found this, in an earlier, unsuccessful search:
...www.humanflowerproject.com...
<Carol> Here is the original on Yahoo in case you specifically wanted that - I still had a hard time finding it there:
...news.yahoo.com...
<reddman> lotsa GREAT soccer boobage pics on y! mort..in case ya wanna change the pics anytime this century...
<mypalmike> Hey, it's not exactly mostemailed, but I made a caption contest site at www.mypalmike.com if anyone's interested. Updated daily.
<Allen> For as often as the pictures are updated here, I'm wondering if the name Mort is short for Mortician.

Sorry, Mort. I just couldn't help it.

<THE CRACKER PACKER> Look here you cracker bastard. Don't be mad because your bitches need more cock than you eraser dick muthafuckers can provide. Why do you think they are so willing to swallow our sweet man juice..and you fools kiss them? idiots!
<THE CRACKER PACKER> I'd like to find a kkk bitch, sit on her face and fart in her mouth until her cheeks blow up. With a little luck she taste a little shit steam with it. any takers
<Allen> Dear TCP, I guess with school out for the summer, you've got a lot of extra time and energy on your hands. Tell you what. Why don't you go back to masturbating until you are so sore you can't even cross the street to your crack dealer any more.
<JP> Allen, you're so out of touch. Crack is so eighties. Meth is what all the kiddies are into now. Get with the program, Allen, or end up with a "little shit steam".

Sincerely,
JP, head cracka,
Future Meth Farmers of America

<Allen> JP,

I'm actually being paid by the day for the campaign to make cocaine the king again. The slogan they gave me to promote it is great too, "Crack is back!" I like it.

Smokin' crack,
Allen

<JP> Allen, I suggest you look at the latest figures out from "Illegal Drug Marketer" this month. Our sales are way up, and we're making inroads into communities we never thought possible to open up (due to tha lack of pig farms to disguise the stench of our labs).

Our latest ad slogan, "Meth Workth Betht!", appeals to those of our hardcore users whom have all lost their teeth, and to those jaded souls in the younger demographic to whom ironic humor appeals.

Try Meth. Betcha can't have just one!

--JP,
FMFA

<JP> That's fine with me, as we are not going for volume, but rather the high end market, which is exemplified in our slogan, "Take the high road with crack."

We want to distance ourselves from the previous horrible marketing we had before. Crack-baby, crack-whore, and all those other low end terms will be relics of days gone by when we rule the new ruling class crack market. "It's not your father's crack" was the slogan we used to position our product to the younger W in the house of white. It is true though that we're not sure this slogan really worked, since obviously he can't read. But maybe someone read the slogan to him. There's no stoping progress, and you just can't be sure.

Well, I've gotta get the crack out of here.

We already have a slogan for high end nudist colonies also, "Crack - it's everywhere."

Crack of dawn,
Allen

<JP> Ad campaign idea for ya, and my advice is free, Allen. Two words, Allen:

Whitney Houston.

Now let's go to a bar and drink some homless-man-blood. I'll buy.

(Y'know, once we got Mickey Rourke on our team, it got a lot easier.)

<mypalmike> OK, I think either JP was pretending to be Allen, or maybe JP is Allen!
<Allen> I actually was reading this back and realized that I made a typo and typed JP, since I was directing my comments at him. No editing comments once you click the monkey as you know.
<JP> "Clicking the Monkey" - [giggle]
<reddman> Two words:Organic Marijuana. We stand to sweep the ENTIRE counterculture demographic. AND increase our market share in the environmentally concious youth slice. NO downside here..homies!
<JP> It's a good idea, redd, but I think Uncle Sam is gonna want their slice when they find you've been growing it on their land wherever you are... and the export fees.. whooh! It'll bleed you dry between the payoffs and the middlemen... I think you should wait till you get back to the states before you launch "Operation Natural Munchies"
<reddman> We grow Opium here too...you can't interdict the ENTIRE crop....
But I don't gow the organic MJ HERE...not enough rain..or water to irrigate.
<JP> Well, I thank and salute you on behalf of junkies all over the world. God Bless the War on Terror/Drugs.
<reddman> I'll let you know what the reaction is when I go to Amsterdam next month...to *ahem* check on the supply...*nudge nudge wink wink*
<saiffy> we need unity against terrerism.
<saiffy> we need unity against terrerism.
<JP> We need territory against urinism
<reddman> You mean terriers against nudity...
<3Suns> We need impunity against tourism!
<JP> Impeach Nixon!!
<mypalmike> Bad spellars yoonite!
<Axolotl> Earth to Mort! Earth to Mort! MEP is in great peril! Trolls, Spammers and terrerism!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post