Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.

(AFP)

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 203 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:25 Caption #-43

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:24 Caption #-17

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:23 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:22 Caption #-24

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:21 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:20 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:19 Caption #-63

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:18 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:17 Caption #-42

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:16 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:15 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:14 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:13 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:12 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:11 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:10 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:09 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:08 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:07 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:06 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:05 Caption #972

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:04 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:03 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:02 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:01 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:59 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:58 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:57 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:55 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:54 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:53 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:52 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:51 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:50 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:49 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:48 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:47 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:46 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:45 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:44 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:43 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:42 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:41 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:40 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:39 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:38 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:37 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:36 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:35 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:34 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:33 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:32 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:31 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:30 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:29 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:29 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:27 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:26 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:25 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:24 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:23 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:22 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:21 Caption #981

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:20 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:19 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:18 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:17 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:16 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:15 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:14 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:13 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:12 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:11 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:09 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:08 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:07 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:06 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:05 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:04 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:03 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:03 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:01 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:00 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:59 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:58 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:57 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:56 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:55 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:54 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:53 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:52 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:51 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:50 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:49 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:48 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:47 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:46 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:45 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:44 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:43 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:42 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:41 Caption #939

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:40 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:39 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:38 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:37 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:36 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:35 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:34 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:33 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:32 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:31 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:30 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:29 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:27 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:26 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:25 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:24 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:23 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:22 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:21 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:20 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:19 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:18 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:17 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:16 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:15 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:13 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:12 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:11 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:10 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:09 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:08 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:07 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:06 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:05 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:04 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:03 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:02 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:01 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:00 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:59 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:58 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:57 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:56 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:55 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:54 Caption #-35

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:53 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:52 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:51 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:50 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:49 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:48 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:47 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:46 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:45 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:44 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:43 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:42 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:41 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:40 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:39 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:38 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:37 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:36 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:35 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:34 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:33 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:32 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:31 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:30 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:29 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:28 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:27 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:26 Caption #937

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:25 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:24 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:23 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:22 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:21 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:20 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:19 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:18 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:17 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:16 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:15 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:14 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:13 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:12 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:11 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:10 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:09 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:08 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:06 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:05 Caption #924

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:04 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:03 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:02 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:01 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:00 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:59 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:58 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:57 Caption #704

Board

[Post Message]

This week's Puerto Rican lap dog is

guyPaulo.

The baboon's bum babies are: Fu Manchu, The Devil's Sombrero, Morgus and Darlenenbc.

There are 16 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> I like the animal theme today. Speaking of which, check this out:
...story.news.yahoo.com...
Kinda makes us caption monkies a bit nervous.....

<Kumiho> Only if they capture you guyP, and I can attest to the fact that no one's shown up on my doorstep yet looking for 'bushmeat" from me. Heh heh "bushmeat". Sounds naughty.

<guyPaulo> Heh heh...."bushmeat"...hee hee.

<Mort> Enough beavis!

heee hee bushmeat

<Axolotl> *snort*

<meri> hi

<Mort> Hey!

<Kumiho> Darn, I thought I had until 3. =(. My own fault, I know.

<mypalmike> Well, it's not like a wiener has been announced yet. Err... Winner.

<Kumiho> I sorta hope this one makes it into tomorrow's line up. ...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Carol> Oo! I wanta outfit like that!

<Kumiho> Careful what you wish for Carol, Mort might make that standard issue for all female MEPers.

<guyPaulo> I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me get to the top.

<mypalmike> Hey, man, you don't have to be politically correct here. If midgets helped you get to the top, just say so.

<mypalmike> I'd like to get my hands on her checkered Spaldings, if you know what I mean.

<David Byrden> Concision not a virtue?

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post