[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 118 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:09Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:08Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:06Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:04Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:00Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:59Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:55Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:54Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:53Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:52Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:50Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:49Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:47Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:46Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:41Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:40Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:37Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:36Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:34Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:32Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:31Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:25Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:24Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:23Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:14Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:13Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:10Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:08Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:07Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:06Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:59Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:55Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:51Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:50Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:49Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:42Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:41Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:31Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:28Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:27Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:26Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:25Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:20Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:14Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:10Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:09Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:06Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:02Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:01Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:57Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:53Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:46Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:45Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:44Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:42Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:37Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:36Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:35Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:33Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:31Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:29Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:25Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:23Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:14Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:13Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:12Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:11Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:10Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:05Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:04Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:02Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:01Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:58Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:57Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:56Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:55Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:54Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:50Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:46Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:45Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:43Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:42Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:41Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:40Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:38Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:37Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:34Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:33Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:29Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:27Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:26Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:25Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:24Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:23Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:19Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:18Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:17Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:12Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:09Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:08Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:01Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:58Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:57Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:55Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:54Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:53Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:51Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:46Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:42Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:37Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:35Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:34Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:29Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:28Caption #117

Board [Post Message]

This week's Puerto Rican lap dog is

guyPaulo.



The baboon's bum babies are: Fu Manchu, The Devil's Sombrero, Morgus and Darlenenbc.

There are 16 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I like the animal theme today. Speaking of which, check this out:
...story.news.yahoo.com...
Kinda makes us caption monkies a bit nervous.....
<Kumiho> Only if they capture you guyP, and I can attest to the fact that no one's shown up on my doorstep yet looking for 'bushmeat" from me. Heh heh "bushmeat". Sounds naughty.
<guyPaulo> Heh heh...."bushmeat"...hee hee.
<Mort> Enough beavis!

heee hee bushmeat

<Axolotl> *snort*
<meri> hi
<Mort> Hey!
<Kumiho> Darn, I thought I had until 3. =(. My own fault, I know.
<mypalmike> Well, it's not like a wiener has been announced yet. Err... Winner.
<Kumiho> I sorta hope this one makes it into tomorrow's line up. ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Carol> Oo! I wanta outfit like that!
<Kumiho> Careful what you wish for Carol, Mort might make that standard issue for all female MEPers.
<guyPaulo> I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me get to the top.
<mypalmike> Hey, man, you don't have to be politically correct here. If midgets helped you get to the top, just say so.
<mypalmike> I'd like to get my hands on her checkered Spaldings, if you know what I mean.
<David Byrden> Concision not a virtue?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post