[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/12/2005 by Axolotl
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Yes, I may have commited adultery in my heart once or twice, but I didn´t expect a kind of Spanish Inqui...

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the dead Pope....

Do I really have to go thrpugh all this to get my superfreaky real estate licence?
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 269 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:54Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:53Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:51Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:49Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:48Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:47Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:46Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:46Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:44Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:43Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:42Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:41Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:40Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:32Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:20Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:18Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:17Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:16Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:15Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:14Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:13Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:12Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:11Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:10Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:08Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:07Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:06Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:05Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:04Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:03Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:02Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:59Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:58Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:57Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:56Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:55Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:54Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:53Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:50Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:44Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:26Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:25Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:24Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:23Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:22Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:21Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:20Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:19Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:18Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:17Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:16Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:15Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:14Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:13Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:12Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:11Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:10Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:09Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:08Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:04Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:00Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:56Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:43Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:40Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:36Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:32Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:15Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:12Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:05Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:04Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:03Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:02Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:01Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:00Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:59Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:58Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:57Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:55Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:54Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:53Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:52Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:51Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:50Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:49Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:48Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:47Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:46Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:41Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:37Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:34Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:29Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:28Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:27Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:26Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:25Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:24Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:23Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:22Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:21Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:20Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:19Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:18Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:17Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:16Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:15Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:14Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:13Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:12Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:11Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:10Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:09Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:08Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:07Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:05Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:58Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:50Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:43Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:42Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:41Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:37Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:34Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:29Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:26Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:22Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:21Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:17Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:15Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:14Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:13Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:12Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:11Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:10Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:09Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:07Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:06Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:05Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:04Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:03Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:02Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:01Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:00Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:59Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:58Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:57Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:54Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:43Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:42Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:29Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:26Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:25Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:19Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:18Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:17Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:16Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:15Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:14Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:13Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:12Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:11Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:10Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:03Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:02Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:01Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:00Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:59Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:58Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:57Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:56Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:54Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:43Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:38Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:37Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:36Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:35Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:34Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:33Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:32Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:30Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:29Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:28Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:27Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:26Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:25Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:24Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:23Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:21Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:20Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:19Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:18Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:17Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:16Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:09Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:08Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:07Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:01Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:53Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:52Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:41Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:40Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:39Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:38Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:37Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:36Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:35Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:30Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:28Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:22Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:17Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:10Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:09Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:08Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:07Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:06Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:05Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:57Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:52Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:51Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:50Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:49Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:48Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:47Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:46Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:45Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:42Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:41Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:40Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:39Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:38Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:37Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:36Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:35Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:25Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:20Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:17Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:16Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:13Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:12Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:11Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:10Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:09Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:08Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:06Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:04Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:03Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:02Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:01Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:00Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:59Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:58Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:50Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:45Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:44Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:43Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:32Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:31Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:16Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:13Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:11Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:09Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:07Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:02Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:00Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker06:50:59Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker06:50:56Caption #795

Board [Post Message]

Axolotl



Is the WINNER!!


There are 16 messages for this day.
<sharmin aktar> i think your website is a fab website
<sharmin aktar> i think your website is a fab website
<JSchmitt> I'm green with envy. Or is it "green with lust?" Nice work.
<leif> MAKE MONEY FAST!

www.frip.dk/patrickpatrick/index.htm

<mypalmike> Weird.
<Mort> Sorry, doing taxes. No Friday caption.
<mypalmike> Procrastinate much!?

(Well, OK, I just finished mine at 2am.)

<Kumiho> I did mine a month ago, but I'm sitting on them because I owe on my county tax. The damned county doesn't get my money a second sooner than I absolutely HAVE to part with it, the bastards.
<JSchmitt> What are taxes?
<Bavid Dyrden> Those of you in the USA, did the Bush war create more taxes? That's where they usually come from.
Maybe the higher gas prices should count...
<mypalmike> The Bush war was combined with tax cuts. It's amazing what you can accomplish with the world's largest credit card.
<Bavid Dyrden> Are you SURE you're right? Because for that to happen, the USA would have to go massively into debt. The kind of debt that makes your grandchildren curse you.
<BitterCupOJoe> mypalmike is correct. We are rapidly going further into debt. Like "Reagan presidency" rapid.
<Razhumikin> Yeah, check this out:
...www.brillig.com...
<LUIS> 
$$$ Make Money Fast Using Paypal $$$
MAKE UNLIMITED MONEY USING PAYPAL!!!
You only need $6.00. Can you really make money so easily? YES… it is logical how you can earn money through paypal. I found
articles with OPRAH WINFREY and an article published in the Wall Street Journal on 6/16/2001 that explains how it works. As a
member of PayPal, I had already experienced their efficiency and excellent standing. PayPal is the simplest method of making
and receiving payments online anyone has ever seen! Anyone with an email address can join, for FREE! You can complete this
whole process in less than ONE HOUR
Everything is done on the Internet by E-mail. It is NOT considered SPAM, so it's perfectly legal! Anyway, it said that you
send $1.00 though paypal to each of the emails stated in the article. You then place your own email address in the bottom of
the list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups. ADVERTISE (There are thousands it really isn’t hard.Try it
this is where people usually stop and miss out) No catch, that was it. It follows the same regulations as the mailed chain
letters, which according to the U.S. Post Office (1-800- 725- 2161) is indeed legal! Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well
GUESS WHAT!!?. Within 7 days, I started getting money in my PayPal account! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but
the money just kept coming in. In my first week, I made about $20.00. By the end second week I had made a total over
$1,200.00! In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total
of just over $36,000.00 and it's still coming in rapidly. Its Certainly worth $6.00., I have spent more than that on the
lottery!!
Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works?
REQUIREMENTS
You must have a verified PayPal account. If you do not have an account you can go to www.paypal.com and follow the
instructions to set up a free account. In order to place the initial $6 into your account, you will have to verify your bank
account with PayPal (which may take a few days). Or if you want to start right away, use your credit or debit card to make
the $6 deposit to Paypal. When You click on Send Money fill in the necessary information, then click on no shipping address
requried. Also keeps funds in american dollars. Paypal guarantees your security when using personal information. They do not
release your information to third parties. Very, very, very, secure! Paypal is 100% secure and is used my millions of people
world wide.
STEP 1:
Send, though PayPal, $1.00 to each email on the below list. Make the subject of the payment "Email List" and in the comments,
write "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR EMAIL LIST." What you are doing is creating a service by this and best of all you are not giving
your address to anyone you do not know. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!
The E-mail list:
#1) deejonz05@yahoo.com
#2) canderson1026@comcast.net
#3) stephselk@yahoo.com
#4) mylesvaux@hotmail.com
#5) wirralguy@msn.com
#6) lrzp1986@aol.com
STEP 2:
Now take the #1 email off the list that you see above, move the other addresses up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc?.) and add
YOUR email address (the one used on the paypal account) as number 6 on the list.
STEP 3:
Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to
at least 200 newsgroups, message board. (I think there are close to 32,000 groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the
more you post, the more money you make - as well as everyone else on the list!
DIRECTIONS;
HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS, MESSAGE BOARD
Step 1) You do not need to re- type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of
this letter and drag your : Cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'c
<> 


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post