[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 330 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:58Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:56Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:54Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:53Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:49Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:45Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:42Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:39Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:38Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:34Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:30Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:26Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:25Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:22Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:20Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:18Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:17Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:16Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:15Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:14Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:13Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:12Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:11Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:10Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:58Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:50Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:49Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:48Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:47Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:46Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:45Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:44Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:43Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:37Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:35Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:30Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:29Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:28Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:26Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:17Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:16Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:15Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:14Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:13Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:12Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:11Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:06Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:05Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:04Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:03Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:02Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:01Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:00Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:59Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:56Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:47Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:33Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:30Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:29Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:28Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:27Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:26Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:25Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:24Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:23Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:22Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:21Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:20Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:19Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:18Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:13Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:12Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:05Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:55Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:51Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:50Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:49Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:48Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:47Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:46Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:45Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:43Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:42Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:41Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:40Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:39Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:38Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:37Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:36Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:26Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:25Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:24Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:23Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:22Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:21Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:20Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:19Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:14Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:13Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:08Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:05Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:04Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:03Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:00Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:59Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:58Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:56Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:55Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:54Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:53Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:52Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:50Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:49Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:48Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:47Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:46Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:45Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:44Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:43Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:41Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:40Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:39Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:38Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:36Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:35Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:32Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:31Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:30Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:29Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:28Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:27Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:26Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:24Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:23Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:21Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:20Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:16Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:15Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:14Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:13Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:12Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:11Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:10Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:05Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:04Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:03Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:59Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:58Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:55Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:50Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:44Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:43Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:42Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:41Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:40Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:39Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:38Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:37Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:29Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:24Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:22Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:20Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:19Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:14Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:13Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:12Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:11Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:10Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:09Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:08Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:07Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:06Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:05Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:04Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:01Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:59Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:57Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:55Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:54Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:53Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:52Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:49Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:48Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:46Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:45Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:44Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:41Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:40Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:39Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:38Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:37Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:36Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:35Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:34Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:33Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:32Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:31Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:30Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:29Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:28Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:27Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:26Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:25Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:24Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:23Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:22Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:21Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:20Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:19Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:18Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:17Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:16Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:14Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:11Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:10Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:09Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:07Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:04Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:01Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:52Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:51Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:50Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:49Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:48Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:47Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:46Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:45Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:43Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:35Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:34Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:26Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:21Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:20Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:16Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:15Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:14Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:13Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:12Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:11Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:10Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:09Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:08Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:07Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:06Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:05Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:04Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:03Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:02Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:01Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:00Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:59Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:58Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:57Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:56Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:55Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:54Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:47Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:40Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:39Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:37Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:35Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:34Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:33Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:32Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:31Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:30Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:29Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:28Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:25Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:24Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:23Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:22Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:21Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:20Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:19Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:18Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:17Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:13Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:12Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:10Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:08Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:06Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:05Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:04Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:03Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:00Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:59Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:56Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:55Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:49Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:46Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:45Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:44Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:42Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:41Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:40Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:35Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:34Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:33Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:32Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:31Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:30Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:29Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:28Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:27Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:26Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:23Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:19Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:18Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:17Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:16Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:14Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:13Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:12Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:11Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:10Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:09Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:08Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:07Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:06Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:05Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:04Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:03Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:02Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:01Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:00Caption #578

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post