[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 372 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:02Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:01Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:57Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:56Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:55Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:54Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:53Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:52Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:51Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:47Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:46Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:45Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:42Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:40Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:38Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:37Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:32Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:28Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:25Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:22Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:21Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:19Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:08Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:06Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:05Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:04Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:00Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:59Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:58Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:54Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:52Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:50Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:46Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:42Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:41Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:40Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:39Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:38Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:34Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:31Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:29Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:28Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:27Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:26Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:24Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:23Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:19Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:16Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:15Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:12Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:07Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:05Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:04Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:02Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:01Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:59Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:57Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:54Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:53Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:52Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:48Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:47Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:46Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:44Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:43Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:42Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:41Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:37Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:36Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:34Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:32Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:31Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:30Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:29Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:28Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:27Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:26Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:24Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:23Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:19Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:18Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:17Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:15Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:14Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:07Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:06Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:05Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:04Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:02Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:00Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:59Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:57Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:56Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:55Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:54Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:53Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:52Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:51Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:49Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:47Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:43Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:41Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:39Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:37Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:36Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:31Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:27Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:26Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:23Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:22Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:21Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:20Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:19Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:16Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:15Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:12Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:11Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:10Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:09Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:08Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:06Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:03Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:02Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:01Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:00Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:59Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:58Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:57Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:56Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:55Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:54Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:52Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:51Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:50Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:48Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:46Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:42Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:40Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:39Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:38Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:37Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:34Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:32Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:31Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:28Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:27Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:25Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:21Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:20Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:18Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:17Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:15Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:14Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:13Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:12Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:11Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:09Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:08Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:07Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:06Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:05Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:04Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:03Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:02Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:01Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:59Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:58Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:57Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:56Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:54Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:52Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:50Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:48Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:47Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:46Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:44Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:42Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:41Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:40Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:39Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:38Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:37Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:36Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:34Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:33Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:32Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:31Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:30Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:29Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:28Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:27Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:26Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:25Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:24Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:23Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:22Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:21Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:20Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:19Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:18Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:17Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:16Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:15Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:14Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:13Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:12Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:11Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:10Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:09Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:08Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:07Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:06Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:05Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:04Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:03Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:02Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:01Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:00Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:59Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:58Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:57Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:56Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:55Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:54Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:53Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:52Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:51Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:50Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:49Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:48Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:47Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:46Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:45Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:44Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:43Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:42Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:41Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:40Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:39Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:38Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:37Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:36Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:35Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:34Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:33Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:32Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:31Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:29Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:28Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:26Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:25Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:24Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:23Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:21Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:20Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:19Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:18Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:17Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:16Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:15Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:14Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:13Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:11Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:10Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:08Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:07Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:06Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:05Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:02Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:01Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:00Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:57Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:56Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:53Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:51Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:50Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:47Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:46Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:45Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:44Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:43Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:41Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:40Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:37Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:36Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:35Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:31Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:30Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:28Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:24Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:23Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:22Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:20Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:17Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:15Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:14Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:13Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:12Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:09Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:08Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:07Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:06Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:05Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:03Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:02Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:58Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:57Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:55Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:53Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:51Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:46Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:45Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:44Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:43Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:42Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:41Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:35Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:33Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:31Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:29Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:25Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:22Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:21Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:20Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:19Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:14Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:12Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:10Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:07Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:05Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:04Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:03Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:02Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:01Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:59Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:55Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:55Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:53Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:52Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:51Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:45Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:43Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:42Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:41Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:40Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:38Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:37Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:36Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:33Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:32Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:31Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:30Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:29Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:28Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:23Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:22Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:21Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:17Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:16Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:15Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:13Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:12Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:10Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:06Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:05Caption #70

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post