[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Jon: Dude, I saw the gayest thing today, a dog dressed up in frilly clothes
Bob: Man thats just so GAY!

Bob: Dude I hate gay people, they do totally sick stuff with their tongues
Jon: GAY PEOPLE SUCK Man SUCK!

Jon: Dude I'm gay and I think you are so hot!
Bob: Whoa dude lets get it on!
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 203 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:33Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:32Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:30Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:29Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:27Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:26Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:22Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:18Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:17Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:14Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:13Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:10Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:08Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:06Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:04Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:02Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker01:36:01Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:58Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:56Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:54Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:52Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:51Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:50Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:48Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:46Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:43Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:42Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:38Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:35Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:34Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:33Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:32Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:30Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:27Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:26Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:25Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:22Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:21Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:19Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:18Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:14Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:13Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:10Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:09Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:06Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:02Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker01:35:00Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:58Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:56Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:54Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:51Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:50Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:46Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:45Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:43Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:42Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:41Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:40Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:38Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:34Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:33Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:31Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:30Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:29Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:26Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:25Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:22Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:20Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:19Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:18Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:17Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:16Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:15Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:14Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:12Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:10Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:08Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:07Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:06Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:04Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker01:34:02Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:58Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:54Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:51Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:50Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:49Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:48Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:47Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:46Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:45Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:44Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:43Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:42Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:39Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:38Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:35Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:34Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:30Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:29Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:26Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:24Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:22Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:21Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:20Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:19Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:18Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:17Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:16Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:14Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:13Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:10Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:08Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:06Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:03Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:02Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:00Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:58Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:57Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:56Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:55Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:54Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:53Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:52Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:51Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:50Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:48Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:46Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:43Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:42Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:41Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:40Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:39Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:37Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:36Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:35Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:34Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:33Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:30Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:28Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:26Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:25Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:22Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:20Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:19Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:18Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:17Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:16Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:15Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:14Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:12Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:10Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:09Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:06Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:05Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:03Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:02Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:01Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:59Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:58Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:57Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:56Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:55Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:54Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:50Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:47Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:42Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:41Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:40Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:39Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:38Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:35Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:34Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:30Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:26Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:25Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:23Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:22Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:21Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:20Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:18Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:14Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:13Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:10Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:09Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:08Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:07Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:06Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:05Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:04Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:03Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:02Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:58Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:57Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:56Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:55Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:54Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:53Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:52Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:51Caption #709

Board [Post Message]

Talked to Sue again last night (she is awfully busy right now), she was again too polite. I think because she knows I know her work address, she probably expects me to turn up with an axe if she tells me that something sucks. She did tell me that the comic panel should pop out more than the description and blog panel. I very much agreed with her so I upped it's colours a tiny bit, but I still want this to be yahooesqe so no fancy graphics or blink tags.

I wanted to get away from a sex related theme this time, it's far too easy to fall into that trap. Of course fate handed me a picture of two men kissing in church (gay couple marrying in Toronto), so it was nigh impossible to come up with anything non sexually related.

The alternative captions are pretty good also today (I think so at least):

Ms. Patches is one lust driven dog! She always wears ode de heat perfume and the latest sexy dog lingerie.

She knows all the techniques of attracting male dogs, even the secret licking arts of the dogma sutra. There is only thing more lustful than Ms. Patches.

Her owner's fetish for middle aged choir boys.

I am so tempted to use it. Actually I was tempted to use it, the main caption and the alternative swapped after I looked at both of them together.


There are 0 messages for this day.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post