[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Jon: Dude, I saw the gayest thing today, a dog dressed up in frilly clothes
Bob: Man thats just so GAY!

Bob: Dude I hate gay people, they do totally sick stuff with their tongues
Jon: GAY PEOPLE SUCK Man SUCK!

Jon: Dude I'm gay and I think you are so hot!
Bob: Whoa dude lets get it on!
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 232 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:58Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:57Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:56Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:52Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:50Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:48Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:47Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:41Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:40Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:38Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:36Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:31Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:21Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:19Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:13Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:12Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:10Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:08Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:02Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:59Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:55Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:54Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:50Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:47Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:43Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:42Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:37Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:29Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:27Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:25Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:24Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:22Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:20Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:14Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:13Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:10Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:09Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:58Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:55Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:54Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:40Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:37Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:35Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:34Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:32Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:24Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:21Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:20Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:14Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:13Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:08Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:07Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:59Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:58Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:56Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:54Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:53Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:51Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:49Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:48Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:45Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:37Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:36Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:32Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:31Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:30Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:29Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:21Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:17Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:16Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:15Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:09Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:05Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:04Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:02Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:59Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:54Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:50Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:47Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:41Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:40Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:38Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:32Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:31Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:28Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:18Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:17Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:13Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:11Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:10Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:06Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:59Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:56Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:55Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:50Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:41Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:40Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:39Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:38Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:32Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:31Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:29Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:28Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:23Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:22Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:18Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:17Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:13Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:12Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:07Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:06Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:04Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:02Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:58Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:49Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:46Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:44Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:42Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:33Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:32Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:31Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:30Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:28Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:25Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:22Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:19Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:16Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:15Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:14Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:13Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:10Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:06Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:01Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:00Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:59Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:52Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:51Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:48Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:45Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:39Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:37Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:36Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:35Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:34Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:33Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:32Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:31Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:30Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:29Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:28Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:27Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:26Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:25Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:24Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:23Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:22Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:18Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:16Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:14Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:11Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:59Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:56Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:50Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:49Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:44Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:41Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:40Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:39Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:38Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:37Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:36Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:35Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:34Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:33Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:32Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:31Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:30Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:29Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:28Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:27Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:23Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:20Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:19Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:18Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:17Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:16Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:15Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:14Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:13Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:12Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:11Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:10Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:09Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:08Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:06Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:02Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:58Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:51Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:50Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:44Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:43Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:42Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:41Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:40Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:39Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:38Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:37Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:36Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:35Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:34Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:33Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:32Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:31Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:30Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:29Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:26Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:22Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:19Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:13Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:07Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:06Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:05Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:04Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:03Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:02Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:01Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:00Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:59Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:58Caption #173

Board [Post Message]

Talked to Sue again last night (she is awfully busy right now), she was again too polite. I think because she knows I know her work address, she probably expects me to turn up with an axe if she tells me that something sucks. She did tell me that the comic panel should pop out more than the description and blog panel. I very much agreed with her so I upped it's colours a tiny bit, but I still want this to be yahooesqe so no fancy graphics or blink tags.

I wanted to get away from a sex related theme this time, it's far too easy to fall into that trap. Of course fate handed me a picture of two men kissing in church (gay couple marrying in Toronto), so it was nigh impossible to come up with anything non sexually related.

The alternative captions are pretty good also today (I think so at least):

Ms. Patches is one lust driven dog! She always wears ode de heat perfume and the latest sexy dog lingerie.

She knows all the techniques of attracting male dogs, even the secret licking arts of the dogma sutra. There is only thing more lustful than Ms. Patches.

Her owner's fetish for middle aged choir boys.

I am so tempted to use it. Actually I was tempted to use it, the main caption and the alternative swapped after I looked at both of them together.


There are 0 messages for this day.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post