[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/08/2007 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I get your point

you are having an issue

with your little monkey.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 111 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:19Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:18Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:17Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:16Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:15Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:13Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:11Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:10Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:07Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:03Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:02Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:00Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:59Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:58Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:57Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:56Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:55Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:54Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:53Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:52Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:51Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:50Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:49Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:48Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:47Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:46Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:44Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:42Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:39Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:38Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:37Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:36Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:35Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:34Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:33Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:32Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:31Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:30Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:29Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:28Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:27Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:26Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:25Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:24Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:23Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:22Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:21Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:20Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:19Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:18Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:17Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:16Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:15Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:15Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:13Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:12Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:11Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:10Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:09Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:08Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:07Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:06Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:05Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:04Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:03Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:02Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:01Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:00Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:59Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:58Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:57Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:56Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:55Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:54Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:53Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:50Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:47Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:43Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:38Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:37Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:36Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:35Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:34Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:33Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:32Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:31Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:30Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:29Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:28Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:27Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:26Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:25Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:24Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:23Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:22Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:21Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:20Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:19Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:18Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:17Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:16Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:15Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:14Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:13Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:12Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:11Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:10Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:09Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:08Caption #24

Board [Post Message]



The site should be clear of spam now, I spent a while stripping it all out today. There might be a chance that some odd comment was lost, but now at least 200,000+ spam comments and message are no more.


There are 22 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Welcome back!
<mypalmike> I am unable to post an alternative caption. :(
<JP> welcome-back-mort-why-can'tcaption
<reddman> captions dead.
<apple juice is a verb> Whoa, whoah, whoa horsey...this town looks strangely familiar...like I place I once visited....
<JP> 1) To squeeze big things into tight spots,
2) You need a professional.
3) Call the Grease Monkeys at 202-456-1111 today!
<Mort> Oh, let me check into the captioning thingy. Welcome back too!
<Lauren> (((Mort)))!!!! This just made my day. Thank you for returning.
<Mort> Lauren!!! Happy days!
<ajiav> yeah, great to have the site (and you) back mort...much respect to mypalmike for keeping the dream alive.
<Mort> Very much respect. He is and will always be my pal mike.
<Lauren> Now I will have to visit TWO caption sites each day. Did I mention how happy I am that you're back, Mort?
<Mort> How is married life Lauren? Last time I heard you had just built a porch.
<Lauren> Since the DECK, we gutted the rec room, put up new ceiling, lighting, walls, and installed a slate floor. Now we are adding a new laundry room to the back of the house and remodeling the kitchen. I think hubby thinks he married a carpenter's apprentice.
<Mort> A deck is just an uncovered porch...
Maybe your hubby thinks you are on the take with the local lumber store.
<Carol> I'm impressed by the spam-clearing efforts (see: Augean Stables).
<JP> Ahhh, it's so nice to create dada art sequentially once again.

When are you going to ask about MY porch?

<Mort> Carol - I needed maps to clear the spam. There still is some left in odds places, unfortunately displaying spam on a website invites more spam to be left, quite viral.

JP - how about that porch then?

<JP> Yeahhh, Mort. The good ol' porch. Summertime.
<ajiav> Leave now, spambot.
<mypalmike> I used to come to here to find the best internet deals on Vicodin. The site has really gone downhill the last few days.
<The Runescape Money Guide> www.runescape2items.com --- Explain to you why and how to buy Runescape money! Totally Free!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post