Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/14/2004

by Luminaire

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

When fabulous gorgeous celebrities need to get away from it all,

they visit the exclusive Hotti Islands Resort in the Caribbean, where only rich and beautiful people are granted admission,

and any fat, ugly people spotted on the island are killed and sold as whalemeat.

(Reuters)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 19:52:49 drooled over #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:51 drooled over #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 14:13:00 drooled over #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:44:49 Scrawled on the board

Mr. Noname Lurker 19:25:25 Scrawled on the board

Current Users

There have been 229 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:48 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:47 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:46 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:44 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:43 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:41 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:40 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:38 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:36 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:35 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:33 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:32 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:30 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:28 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:26 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:24 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:22 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:20 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:19 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:18 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:16 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:15 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:14 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:13 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:11 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:09 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:07 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:05 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:04 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:02 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:01 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:00 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:59 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:58 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:57 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:56 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:55 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:54 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:53 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:52 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:51 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:49 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:48 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:47 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:46 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:44 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:43 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:42 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:40 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:39 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:38 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:37 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:35 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:33 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:31 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:30 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:28 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:23 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:18 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:16 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:05 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:04 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:02 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:54 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:50 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:49 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:48 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:47 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:46 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:45 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:43 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:40 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:39 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:38 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:32 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:30 Caption #4.2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:27 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:25 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:16 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:14 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:10 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:03 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:57 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:51 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:50 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:48 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:44 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:37 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:28 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:25 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:23 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:22 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:19 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:17 Caption #-27

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:15 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:14 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:13 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:10 Caption #921

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:57 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:55 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:50 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:47 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:44 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:32 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:29 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:27 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:26 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:25 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:23 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:18 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:15 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:14 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:09 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:07 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:03 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:59 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:58 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:54 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:51 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:45 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:36 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:32 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:30 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:28 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:23 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:19 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:18 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:14 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:13 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:11 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:09 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:03 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:01 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:44 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:43 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:38 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:37 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:34 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:33 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:32 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:31 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:30 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:29 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:28 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:27 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:26 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:25 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:24 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:23 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:21 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:17 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:14 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:13 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:12 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:09 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:08 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:04 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:59 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:47 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:43 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:42 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:40 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:35 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:27 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:22 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:19 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:12 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:06 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:04 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:03 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:00 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:59 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:58 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:56 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:53 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:51 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:50 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:49 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:47 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:44 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:36 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:22 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:18 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:17 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:12 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:04 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:03 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:01 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:59 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:57 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:55 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:54 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:52 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:50 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:48 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:45 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:41 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:39 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:36 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:35 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:33 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:31 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:29 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:27 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:25 Caption #953

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:24 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:22 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:20 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:18 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:16 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:13 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:12 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:11 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:09 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:06 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:04 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:03 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:02 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:01 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:00 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:58 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:57 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:55 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:54 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:52 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:50 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:49 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:48 Caption #181

Board

[Post Message]

Luminaire is teh winner

You should give homage, but not ohmage, that's to do with resistance, I wonder if Luminaire needs more resistance?

There are 9 messages for this day.

<Axolotl> Hey Mort,

You worked so hard on this site and us monkies has had a lot of fun here. I think it's time we gave something back.

Why don't you put up one of those amazon.com wishlists? I'd be happy to buy you a book, or a dvd, or a Segway. Well, perhaps not a Segway.

<3Suns> I'd contribute too.
We love ya, man.

Well... not that way.

<mypalmike> A Happy Meal gift certificate makes a perfect gift.

<Mort> Aww! I don't want any material items, but another year of servitude will do, and some chocolate, maybe in the shape of a bunny or a spleen.

Thanks.

<ajiav> servitude! now there's something i can afford

<3Suns> Hmm, a spleen? that's hard... can't find one anywhere. Plenty of other organs though...
...www.visualanatomy.com...
...www.gcchocolate.com...

<guyPaulo> Mmmmm.....spleen.....

<Severian> I will offer neither homange nor ohmage.

I offer fromage.

Also, I think there may be a spleen in here somewhere:
...www.theyrecoming.com...

<poi>

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post