[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by H. Monkey
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Comrade, this is *exactly* the kind of behaviour we don't allow in our commune.

No deviant activities will be tolerated. Anywone trying to stand out from the pack...

...will be taken out back and shot.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 157 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:04Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:02Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:01Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:59Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:58Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:57Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:56Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:53Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:52Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:51Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:49Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:48Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:47Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:46Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:45Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:44Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:43Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:42Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:41Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:40Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:37Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:36Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:33Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:29Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:25Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:24Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:23Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:21Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:19Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:17Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:16Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:15Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:14Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:13Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:12Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:11Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:10Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:09Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:08Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:07Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:06Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:05Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:04Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:03Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:02Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:01Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:00Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:59Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:58Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:57Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:56Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:55Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:54Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:53Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:52Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:49Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:46Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:45Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:43Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:42Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:41Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:39Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:37Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:36Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:34Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:32Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:31Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:30Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:29Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:28Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:27Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:27Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:25Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:24Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:23Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:22Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:21Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:20Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:19Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:15Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:13Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:09Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:07Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:06Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:05Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:04Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:03Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:02Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:01Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:00Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:59Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:58Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:57Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:56Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:55Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:53Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:52Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:51Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:48Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:46Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:45Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:44Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:43Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:42Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:41Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:40Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:39Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:38Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:37Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:36Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:35Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:34Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:33Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:32Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:31Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:30Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:29Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:28Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:27Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:26Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:25Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:23Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:22Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:21Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:17Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:15Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:14Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:13Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:12Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:10Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:09Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:05Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:04Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:03Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:02Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:01Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:59Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:58Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:57Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:56Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:55Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:54Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:53Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:52Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:51Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:50Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:49Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:48Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:45Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:44Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:41Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:39Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:38Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:37Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:36Caption #237

Board [Post Message]

This week's DOMO-KUN snack suprise is

H. Monkey


The kittens tied up in a rough hemp sack are: LeeLoo, Jmofwiw and JulieK


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Mort> Photos, photos, photos... have at 'em.
<mypalmike> The look on that kitten is priceless. But I can't think of a caption for it yet!
<hattie> life a bitch then you die
oh fuck well
<David Byrden> Priceless? As in:

"Spanking a hooker with a belt - four hundred dollars.

"Jabbing a needle into a kitten -priceless.

<guyPaulo> Finally, a cat picture I like.
<Axolotl> Ok...this has to be the weirdest thing I've seen in a while. It's from a Swedish dentistry site. Click on "Starta Spelet" under Tandskadememory ("Tooth-damage memeory")

...tandvard2.praktikertjanst.se...

<JulieK> It is kind of sad because today there are going to be a lot of kitties dying and also cat/pussy jokes. :(
<guyPaulo> What's sad about that? Sounds like a recipe for humor to me.
<Stormi> Stupid question, but how does one break layout?
<Lauren> Axolotl: That game is Concentration with teeth!

Stormi: You break layout when one of the boxes around one of your captions gets forced out of line with the other two boxes, usually because of an unusually long caption.

<Stormi> Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
<yoyology> Too bad the veggie girls aren't back. I had an idea hinging on the phrase, "Babe, Lettuce, and Tomato Sandwich."
<LeeLoo> Damn BLT. I had a feeling something like this might happen.
<Mort> LeeLoo, are you the same LeeLoo from the 5th Element?
<LeeLoo> No. Yes. maybe.
<Mort> Do you look like: ...i.imdb.com...
??
<LeeLoo> Take out that erroneous 'i.' and no. Not in the least bit. Though that would be fun.
<Mort> Ah well! It was a whim, a question to be questioned. You can't always bake 30 cupcakes and eat them too.
<guyPaulo> "Get out of here, K-Mart Special!" (german accent). That damn movie was great.
<yoyology> Hey! I just noticed that the dogs in the second photo have a rainbow of leashes. How precious.
<yoyology> We seem to have a whole lot of new names today. Very cool.
<spam> Dang I need to start rememberin to write some captions! I do not have a good imagination though.
<Mort> Just one caption today Yoyo?
<yoyology> Yup. I'm putting all my eggs in one caption. These photos stymie me.
<JulieK> Oh my god I am a kitten tied! This is the first time ever my caption got up there. Also H. Monkey better be himonkey
<mypalmike> Congrats to H!
<mypalmike> And you too JulieK!
<H. Monkey> I won! Wow....

(I'd like to thank the acadamy, my parents, and NHK TV.)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post