[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 267 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:02Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker12:19:01Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:56Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:55Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:54Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:53Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:52Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:51Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:46Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:40Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:38Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:35Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:30Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:22Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:15Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:14Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:13Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:12Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:11Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:10Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:09Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:08Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker12:18:06Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:54Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:50Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:42Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:41Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:40Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:34Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:30Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:29Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:26Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:23Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:22Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:19Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:13Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:11Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:07Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:06Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:05Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:04Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:17:03Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:59Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:55Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:54Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:53Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:49Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:48Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:45Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:44Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:43Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:42Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:41Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:40Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:31Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:28Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:25Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:14Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:13Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:10Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:09Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:08Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:07Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:06Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:05Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:03Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:02Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:01Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:00Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:54Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:53Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:52Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:48Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:46Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:45Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:40Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:36Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:33Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:29Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:25Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:24Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:23Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:21Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:16Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:14Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:10Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:09Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:08Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:07Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:06Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:04Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:03Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:00Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:55Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:46Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:45Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:44Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:41Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:39Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:38Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:37Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:34Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:33Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:31Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:18Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:17Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:14Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:09Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:08Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:07Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:06Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:05Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:04Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:03Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:00Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:59Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:58Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:57Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:53Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:52Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:49Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:48Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:44Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:43Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:40Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:34Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:31Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:24Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:22Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:21Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:20Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:19Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:18Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:17Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:16Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:14Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:09Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:08Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:07Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:06Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:04Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:03Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:02Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:01Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:00Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:59Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:56Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:53Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:52Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:48Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:46Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:43Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:42Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:41Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:40Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:36Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:31Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:28Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:26Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:24Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:21Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:20Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:19Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:18Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:17Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:16Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:12Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:11Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:10Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:09Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:06Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:04Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:03Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:02Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:00Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:59Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:58Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:57Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:56Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:55Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:54Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:53Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:52Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:51Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:50Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:46Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:45Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:43Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:41Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:40Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:38Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:37Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:35Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:34Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:31Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:28Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:27Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:26Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:25Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:21Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:16Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:15Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:11Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:10Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:08Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:07Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:06Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:05Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:04Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:03Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:02Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:01Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:00Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:57Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:56Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:55Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:51Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:48Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:46Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:45Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:43Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:42Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:41Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:30Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:28Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:27Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:25Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:24Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:22Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:19Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:16Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:15Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:14Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:13Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:12Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:09Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:07Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:04Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:03Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:02Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:01Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:00Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:59Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:58Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:51Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:50Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:49Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:48Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:47Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:46Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:41Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:38Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:33Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:32Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:31Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:30Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:29Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:28Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:27Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:26Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:18Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:05Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:04Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:03
Board [Post Message]


There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post