[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 344 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:33Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:32Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:31Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:30Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:29Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:27Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:26Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:25Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:24Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:23Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:20Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:19Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:15Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:11Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:09Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:07Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:06Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:03Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:02Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:00Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:59Caption #-81
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:55Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:51Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:50Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:49Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:48Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:47Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:45Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:44Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:43Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:40Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:38Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:35Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:34Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:33Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:32Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:31Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:30Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:27Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:25Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:24Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:23Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:22Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:20Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:18Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:17Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:16Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:13Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:11Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:10Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:09Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:07Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:03Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:59Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:58Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:57Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:56Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:55Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:54Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:51Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:50Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:49Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:48Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:47Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:46Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:43Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:39Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:38Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:36Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:35Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:33Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:32Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:31Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:30Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:29Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:28Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:27Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:23Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:21Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:20Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:19Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:18Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:17Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:15Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:12Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:11Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:10Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:09Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:08Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:07Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:04Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:03Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:02Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:00Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:59Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:57Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:56Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:55Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:54Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:53Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:52Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:51Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:50Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:49Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:48Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:47Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:46Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:45Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:44Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:43Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:39Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:35Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:33Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:31Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:27Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:23Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:19Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:15Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:14Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:11Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:08Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:04Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:03Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:00Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:59Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:56Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:55Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:51Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:50Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:49Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:48Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:47Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:45Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:44Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:43Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:41Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:39Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:38Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:35Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:31Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:30Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:29Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:28Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:27Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:24Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:23Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:19Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:18Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:17Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:16Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:15Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:14Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:11Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:10Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:09Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:07Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:03Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:00Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:59Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:58Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:57Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:56Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:55Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:51Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:47Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:46Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:45Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:43Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:42Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:39Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:38Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:36Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:35Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:33Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:32Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:31Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:30Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:29Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:28Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:27Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:23Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:21Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:19Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:17Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:15Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:11Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:09Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:08Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:07Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:06Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:03Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:02Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:59Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:58Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:56Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:55Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:53Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:52Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:51Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:50Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:48Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:47Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:46Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:45Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:43Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:41Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:39Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:38Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:37Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:35Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:34Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:32Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:31Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:30Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:27Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:24Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:23Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:21Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:20Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:19Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:18Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:17Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:16Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:15Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:13Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:12Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:11Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:08Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:07Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:06Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:03Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:00Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:59Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:57Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:56Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:53Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:51Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:50Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:47Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:46Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:45Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:43Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:40Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:39Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:38Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:35Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:31Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:29Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:27Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:23Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:20Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:19Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:17Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:16Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:15Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:13Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:11Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:10Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:07Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:03Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:01Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:00Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:59Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:56Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:55Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:51Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:49Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:48Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:47Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:43Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:41Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:39Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:38Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:35Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:34Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:31Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:29Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:27Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:26Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:24Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:23Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:22Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:21Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:19Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:16Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:15Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:13Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:11Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:08Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:07Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:03Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:59Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:55Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:53Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:51Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:48Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:47Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:46Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:44Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:43Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:42Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:40Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:39Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:35Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:33Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:31Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:28Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:27Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:26Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:25Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:23Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:22Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:20Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:19Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:18Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:17Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:15Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:14Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:11Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:10Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:07Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:04Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:03Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:02Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:59Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:58Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:57Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:55Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:51Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:47Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:45Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:43Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:39Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:38Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:37Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:35Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:34Caption #46

Board [Post Message]

There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post