[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 287 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:52Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:48Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:47Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:46Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:45Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:40Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:39Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:37Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:34Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:33Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:30Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:29Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:28Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:27Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:21Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:20Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:19Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:17Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:16Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:14Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:10Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:09Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:08Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:02Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:01Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:00Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:58Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:57Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:56Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:56Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:54Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:52Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:50Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:48Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:47Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:46Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:44Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:39Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:33Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:32Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:31Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:27Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:24Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:23Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:22Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:18Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:17Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:16Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:12Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:10Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:09Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:08Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:07Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:05Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:04Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:58Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:55Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:54Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:53Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:52Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:49Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:48Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:46Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:45Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:44Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:43Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:42Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:41Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:40Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:39Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:38Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:35Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:34Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:31Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:30Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:23Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:22Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:20Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:19Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:16Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:15Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:12Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:09Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:08Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:07Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:03Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:00Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:59Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:58Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:57Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:56Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:55Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:54Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:53Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:52Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:51Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:49Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:37Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:32Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:30Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:26Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:25Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:24Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:22Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:21Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:20Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:19Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:16Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:12Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:11Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:10Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:09Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:08Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:07Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:02Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:01Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:00Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:59Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:51Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:45Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:43Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:42Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:38Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:37Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:26Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:25Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:24Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:23Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:22Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:19Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:18Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:17Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:16Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:15Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:08Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:03Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:02Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:01Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:00Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:59Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:58Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:51Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:50Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:49Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:46Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:45Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:42Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:37Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:36Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:33Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:31Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:30Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:26Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:25Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:24Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:23Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:19Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:15Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:14Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:13Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:08Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:07Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:03Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:02Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:01Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:00Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:57Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:55Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:54Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:53Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:52Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:51Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:47Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:46Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:45Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:42Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:37Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:34Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:33Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:32Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:30Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:28Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:27Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:25Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:22Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:19Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:18Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:17Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:14Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:13Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:12Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:11Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:10Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:08Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:07Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:06Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:02Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:59Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:58Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:57Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:51Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:48Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:46Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:40Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:39Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:38Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:37Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:35Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:32Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:31Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:27Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:26Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:25Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:23Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:22Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:20Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:19Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:18Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:17Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:15Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:14Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:11Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:10Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:09Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:08Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:07Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:06Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:05Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:04Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:03Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:59Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:57Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:56Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:53Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:52Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:48Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:46Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:44Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:43Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:41Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:34Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:33Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:32Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:31Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:30Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:24Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:23Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:18Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:15Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:13Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:05Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:04Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:00Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:59Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:57Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:56Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:55Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:53Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:49Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:48Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:46Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:45Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:44Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:43Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:38Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:37Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:35Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:28Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:26Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:22Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:20Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:19Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:17Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:14Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:57Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:56Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:52Caption #448

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post