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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/10/2004

by mypalmike

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I brought my kids to the zoo. When we got to the rhino pit, I was disgusted! How could the zookepers let this happen in public?! I shielded the eyes of my impressionable young children and herded them to a different area.

We then watched an adult orangutan rip a baby into small pieces as it screamed in agony. "That's nature at work," I told the kids.

When I got home, I found myself watching the video I made of the day. Over and over. Naked.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Yeh, yeh the week's winner horn dog person is: mypalmike

The people who did not win: Iceman, Axolotl and ssiegel.

There are 5 messages for this day.

<mypalmike> This one's tough!

<infosponge> ya know, i was going to make my big comeback with some snappy 3-panel series about orangutans getting off on midget rhino 3-way porn.

then i realized that that would be a very dark and scary corner of my brain to venture into and thought better of it. :-)

<Jellyloo> That is just a sick and disturbing caption. Let me read it again...

<Peter Rabbit> Gor bless my innocent button eyes!

<what?> what?

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