Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 05/06/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I took the bridge at 100 miles per hour and landed the car prefectly inside the moving horse box. Everyone on the set cheered.

But it's all in a day's work, for I am:

Big Red,

stunt moose.

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 243 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:47 Caption #-24

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:46 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:45 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:44 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:42 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:41 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:40 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:26 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:25 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:22 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:21 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:18 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:16 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:15 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:04 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:03 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:14:01 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:59 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:58 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:55 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:46 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:41 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:39 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:38 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:37 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:36 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:31 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:30 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:22 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:15 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:13 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:11 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:09 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:07 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:13:02 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:59 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:57 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:56 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:49 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:47 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:46 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:45 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:41 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:40 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:31 Caption #-38

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:28 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:26 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:24 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:20 Caption #947

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:16 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:14 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:10 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:06 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:05 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:02 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:12:01 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:56 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:54 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:53 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:52 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:50 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:49 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:48 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:44 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:39 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:38 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:36 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:33 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:32 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:31 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:30 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:28 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:25 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:24 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:23 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:22 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:21 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:20 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:19 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:18 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:17 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:16 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:15 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:14 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:13 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:12 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:10 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:09 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:08 Caption #940

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:07 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:06 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:05 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:04 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:01 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:59 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:58 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:57 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:55 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:54 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:52 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:51 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:50 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:49 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:48 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:47 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:46 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:45 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:44 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:43 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:42 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:40 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:39 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:38 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:37 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:36 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:35 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:34 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:33 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:32 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:31 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:29 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:28 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:27 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:26 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:24 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:23 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:22 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:21 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:18 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:17 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:16 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:09 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:06 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:05 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:04 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:59 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:56 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:55 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:53 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:48 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:47 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:43 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:42 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:38 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:34 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:33 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:32 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:30 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:29 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:27 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:25 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:24 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:23 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:22 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:21 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:20 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:19 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:18 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:17 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:13 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:11 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:10 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:08 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:04 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:02 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:00 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:58 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:57 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:53 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:50 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:47 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:46 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:45 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:44 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:43 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:42 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:41 Caption #979

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:40 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:37 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:35 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:32 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:29 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:28 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:27 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:22 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:20 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:17 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:09 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:08 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:03 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:02 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:01 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:59 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:50 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:49 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:48 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:44 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:43 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:35 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:29 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:23 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:18 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:16 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:59 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:58 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:57 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:51 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:50 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:44 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:43 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:41 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:30 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:25 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:24 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:22 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:21 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:20 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:12 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:09 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:08 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:06 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:01 Caption #00

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:00 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:59 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:54 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:53 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:50 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:48 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:42 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:32 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:25 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:21 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:20 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:19 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:18 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:14 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:08 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:00 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:59 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:56 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:55 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:51 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:50 Caption #29

Board

[Post Message]

Generic. Hmm... when I am made a general, I'll change my name to Eric, that's a promise.

I'm not here today, well yes I am here today, but I am not here _TODAY_. Going away for the weekend, scurrying forth.

Can humans scurry? A friend whom I trust, who knows some things, told me once: "Omg! You totally need four legs to scurry!" (Do chanting hindu valley girls say "OMMMMM G?"). We were talking about algebra at the time, but that's how we normally talk. She starts a story, which I soon derail with a pertinent question about making clothes out of bacon. She interjects my bacon query with her own quirk: bondage burgers -- meat, fries and a whipping. Forty minutes later she ends her story, which could be compactly stated as: "I went to the library and took out a book".

Which brings me back to my point, that I am not here this weekend, so enjoy.

There are 9 messages for this day.

<Axolotl> Mmm...meatwear...
...www.designboom.com...

<shininglion> So that is where Hats of Meat wandered off and found itself. I was just looking for it the other day at its old address and couldn't find it. Of course, I was far too lazy to google, but still.

<Lauren> Oooh, my favorite is 'The Canadian,' although I am also quite fond of the yarmulke.

<3Suns> In the Mostemailed production of Austin Powers, Mort plays Dr. Evil and Mini-Me is named "La Petit Mort".

<Mort> Every day is la petit Mort.

<mypalmike> Heheh. Stunt moose.

<mypalmike> Hey, I'm in San Antonio, TX!

<obtuse> Hey, I'm back from Redmond! (But mostly Seattle)

<myratana> meatwear, eh? wrong, totally wrong...have they come up with meatware yet?

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post