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Most Emailed Photos - 05/06/2004 by Mort
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I took the bridge at 100 miles per hour and landed the car prefectly inside the moving horse box. Everyone on the set cheered.

But it's all in a day's work, for I am:

Big Red,

stunt moose.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Generic. Hmm... when I am made a general, I'll change my name to Eric, that's a promise.

I'm not here today, well yes I am here today, but I am not here _TODAY_. Going away for the weekend, scurrying forth.

Can humans scurry? A friend whom I trust, who knows some things, told me once: "Omg! You totally need four legs to scurry!" (Do chanting hindu valley girls say "OMMMMM G?"). We were talking about algebra at the time, but that's how we normally talk. She starts a story, which I soon derail with a pertinent question about making clothes out of bacon. She interjects my bacon query with her own quirk: bondage burgers -- meat, fries and a whipping. Forty minutes later she ends her story, which could be compactly stated as: "I went to the library and took out a book".

Which brings me back to my point, that I am not here this weekend, so enjoy.

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Mmm...meatwear...
...www.designboom.com...
<shininglion> So that is where Hats of Meat wandered off and found itself. I was just looking for it the other day at its old address and couldn't find it. Of course, I was far too lazy to google, but still.
<Lauren> Oooh, my favorite is 'The Canadian,' although I am also quite fond of the yarmulke.
<3Suns> In the Mostemailed production of Austin Powers, Mort plays Dr. Evil and Mini-Me is named "La Petit Mort".
<Mort> Every day is la petit Mort.
<mypalmike> Heheh. Stunt moose.
<mypalmike> Hey, I'm in San Antonio, TX!
<obtuse> Hey, I'm back from Redmond! (But mostly Seattle)
<myratana> meatwear, eh? wrong, totally wrong...have they come up with meatware yet?


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