[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 349 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:44Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:43Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:42Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:41Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:39Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:37Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:35Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:34Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:33Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:29Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:26Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:23Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:22Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:21Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:20Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:18Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:17Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:16Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:15Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:14Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:11Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:10Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:06Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker02:33:03Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:59Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:55Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:53Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:51Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:47Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:45Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:44Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:43Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:41Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:40Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:39Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:36Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:35Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:34Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:33Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:32Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:31Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:30Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:28Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:26Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:24Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:23Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:22Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:21Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:19Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:17Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:15Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:13Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:11Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:09Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:06Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:05Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker02:32:01Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:58Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:57Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:55Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:54Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:53Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:50Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:46Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:45Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:43Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:42Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:39Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:38Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:36Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:35Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:31Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:27Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:26Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:23Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:21Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:20Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:19Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:18Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:17Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:15Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:14Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:12Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:09Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:08Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:06Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:04Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:03Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:02Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:01Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker02:31:00Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:57Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:56Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:55Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:52Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:51Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:49Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:46Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:45Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:43Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:41Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:40Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:37Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:36Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:33Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:31Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:29Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:27Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:26Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:22Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:20Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:18Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:15Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:14Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:10Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:08Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:07Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:06Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:04Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:02Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:59Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:58Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:55Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:54Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:53Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:52Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:51Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:50Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:49Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:47Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:46Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:45Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:43Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:42Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:40Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:39Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:38Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:37Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:36Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:35Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:34Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:33Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:32Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:28Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:25Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:24Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:23Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:22Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:21Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:20Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:19Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:16Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:14Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:13Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:10Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:09Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:05Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:03Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:01Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:58Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:57Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:56Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:53Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:52Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:51Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:50Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:49Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:46Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:43Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:42Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:41Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:40Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:39Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:38Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:37Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:35Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:34Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:31Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:27Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:26Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:24Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:23Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:22Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:21Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:19Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:18Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:16Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:14Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:12Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:11Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:09Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:08Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:04Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:03Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:01Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:00Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:58Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:57Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:55Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:54Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:53Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:52Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:51Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:50Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:49Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:46Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:44Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:43Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:42Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:38Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:34Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:32Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:31Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:30Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:27Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:25Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:24Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:23Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:20Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:19Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:18Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:16Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:15Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:14Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:12Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:11Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:10Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:09Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:08Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:07Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:05Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:01Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:00Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:58Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:57Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:55Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:53Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:52Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:50Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:49Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:48Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:46Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:44Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:43Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:42Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:39Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:36Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:35Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:32Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:31Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:30Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:29Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:28Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:24Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:23Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:22Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:21Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:18Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:17Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:14Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:12Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:10Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:07Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:06Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:03Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:02Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:01Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:00Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:59Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:55Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:54Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:52Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:50Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:48Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:45Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:42Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:41Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:38Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:37Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:35Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:34Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:33Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:30Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:29Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:28Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:27Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:26Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:23Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:19Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:18Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:17Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:16Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:15Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:13Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:12Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:11Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:10Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:09Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:08Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:07Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:05Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:01Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:58Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:57Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:55Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:54Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:53Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:52Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:51Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:50Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:48Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:47Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:46Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:43Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:41Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:40Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:39Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:36Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:35Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:34Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:33Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:31Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:29Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:26Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:24Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:22Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:20Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:19Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:18Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:17Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:16Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:15Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:11Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:10Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:08Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:07Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:06Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:04Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:03Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:01Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:58Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:57Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:54Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:51Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:50Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:47Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:46Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:45Caption #832

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post