[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 322 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:34Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:33Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:32Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:27Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:25Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:24Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:23Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:19Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:16Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:15Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:14Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:13Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:11Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:10Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:09Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:07Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:06Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:05Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:03Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:02Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:00Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:57Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:55Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:50Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:48Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:47Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:45Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:44Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:43Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:42Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:39Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:34Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:33Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:32Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:31Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:30Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:29Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:26Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:25Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:22Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:19Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:17Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:15Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:13Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:11Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:07Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:06Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:05Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:03Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:02Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:01Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:00Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:59Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:58Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:57Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:56Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:52Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:49Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:48Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:47Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:46Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:45Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:44Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:43Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:42Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:41Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:40Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:39Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:36Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:33Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:32Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:31Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:30Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:27Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:25Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:24Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:21Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:19Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:18Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:14Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:11Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:10Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:09Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:08Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:05Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:04Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:02Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:59Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:55Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:54Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:51Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:49Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:47Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:45Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:44Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:43Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:41Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:40Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:39Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:35Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:34Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:33Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:31Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:30Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:29Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:24Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:23Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:19Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:18Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:16Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:15Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:14Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:09Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:08Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:07Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:05Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:00Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:58Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:56Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:53Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:52Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:51Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:47Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:45Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:44Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:38Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:37Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:35Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:34Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:32Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:31Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:27Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:21Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:17Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:16Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:15Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:13Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:12Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:11Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:07Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:06Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:05Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:03Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:02Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:59Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:57Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:55Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:54Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:53Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:51Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:50Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:49Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:48Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:47Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:46Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:45Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:44Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:42Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:39Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:37Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:34Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:33Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:31Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:28Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:27Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:26Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:25Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:24Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:23Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:19Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:18Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:16Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:11Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:10Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:08Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:07Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:03Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:01Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:00Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:58Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:57Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:56Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:55Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:54Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:52Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:47Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:46Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:44Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:43Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:42Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:41Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:38Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:32Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:31Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:30Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:29Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:26Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:24Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:23Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:21Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:19Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:18Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:17Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:16Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:15Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:10Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:08Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:07Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:05Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:03Caption #985
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:59Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:57Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:54Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:51Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:50Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:47Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:44Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:43Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:42Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:41Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:40Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:39Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:38Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:35Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:34Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:30Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:29Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:28Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:27Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:25Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:24Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:23Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:22Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:21Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:20Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:19Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:13Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:12Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:11Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:09Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:07Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:06Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:04Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:03Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:00Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:59Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:58Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:57Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:56Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:55Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:54Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:53Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:52Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:51Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:49Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:48Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:47Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:41Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:39Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:37Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:36Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:33Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:31Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:29Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:25Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:24Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:23Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:20Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:17Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:16Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:15Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:12Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:10Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:09Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:08Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:04Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:02Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:01Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:00Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:58Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:55Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:54Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:52Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:51Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:50Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:47Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:44Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:43Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:41Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:40Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:38Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:34Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:32Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:29Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:28Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:26Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:24Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:23Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:21Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:20Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:18Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:16Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:13Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:11Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:09Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:08Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:07Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:04Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:03Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:01Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:59Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:56Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:55Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:52Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:51Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:48Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:47Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:43Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:42Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:40Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:36Caption #221

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post