[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 348 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:55Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:54Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:51Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:49Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:46Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:45Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:43Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:40Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:39Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:38Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:37Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:36Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:35Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:34Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:33Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:25Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:24Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:19Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:18Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:17Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:13Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:07Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:05Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:57Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:52Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:50Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:45Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:41Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:39Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:38Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:37Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:36Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:33Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:32Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:31Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:30Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:29Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:28Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:27Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:23Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:19Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:16Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:15Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:14Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:13Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:12Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:11Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:10Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:09Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:08Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:06Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:04Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:02Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:00Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:59Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:56Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:54Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:52Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:49Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:48Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:47Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:46Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:45Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:44Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:42Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:40Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:39Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:38Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:37Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:34Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:30Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:28Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:27Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:25Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:24Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:23Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:19Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:18Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:17Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:16Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:15Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:14Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:13Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:12Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:11Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:10Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:08Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:06Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:05Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:04Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:00Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:59Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:58Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:57Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:56Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:54Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:51Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:49Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:47Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:46Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:44Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:41Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:40Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:39Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:35Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:34Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:33Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:29Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:24Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:23Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:19Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:18Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:17Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:16Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:15Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:14Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:13Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:12Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:11Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:08Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:04Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:03Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:58Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:55Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:54Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:53Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:52Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:51Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:50Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:49Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:48Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:47Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:46Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:45Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:44Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:43Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:42Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:41Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:40Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:38Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:37Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:35Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:34Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:33Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:30Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:29Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:28Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:27Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:26Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:24Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:23Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:22Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:21Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:20Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:19Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:18Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:17Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:15Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:14Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:12Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:11Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:10Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:09Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:07Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:06Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:05Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:04Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:03Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:02Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:01Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:00Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:59Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:58Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:52Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:50Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:49Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:48Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:47Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:45Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:43Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:42Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:41Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:40Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:39Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:38Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:37Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:36Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:35Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:30Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:29Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:28Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:27Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:22Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:21Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:20Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:19Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:18Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:17Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:16Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:15Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:14Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:13Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:12Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:11Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:10Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:09Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:08Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:07Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:06Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:04Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:03Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:01Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:59Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:57Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:55Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:54Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:53Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:52Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:51Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:50Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:49Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:48Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:47Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:46Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:45Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:44Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:42Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:41Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:40Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:39Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:37Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:35Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:32Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:31Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:30Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:29Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:28Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:26Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:25Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:23Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:22Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:20Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:19Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:18Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:17Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:15Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:13Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:09Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:04Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:59Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:58Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:57Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:55Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:54Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:53Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:51Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:48Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:47Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:46Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:45Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:44Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:43Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:42Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:38Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:35Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:34Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:32Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:30Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:27Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:26Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:19Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:15Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:12Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:11Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:10Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:02Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:01Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:00Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:59Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:57Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:56Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:55Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:52Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:50Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:40Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:39Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:38Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:36Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:29Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:28Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:24Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:23Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:21Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:18Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:14Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:13Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:06Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:05Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:04Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:03Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:02Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:00Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:59Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:55Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:54Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:53Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:52Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:51Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:50Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:49Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:48Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:45Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:44Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:43Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:42Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:41Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:36Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:35Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:34Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:32Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:32Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:31Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:27Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:25Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:24Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:23Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:22Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:21Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:18Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:16Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:15Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:14Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:13Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:11Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:10Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:09Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:08Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:04Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:03Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:02Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:01Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:00Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:59Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:58Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:56Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:55Caption #592

Board [Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)


There are 43 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....
<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.
<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...
<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?
<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly
<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.
<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all
<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?
<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!
<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!
<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-
<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku
<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits
<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept
<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full
<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.
<mrs. mort> :)
<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us
<mrs. mort> 
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act
<Jmofwiw> 
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?
<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?
<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails
<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back
<mrs. mort> 
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.
<mrs. mort> 
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face
<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity
<mrs. mort> 
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real
<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us
<mrs. mort> 
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives
<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self
<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort> 
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey
<mrs. mort> 
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here
<Lauren to mrs mort> 
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you
<ajiav> that was fun to watch.
<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!
<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock
<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded
<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.
<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post