[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 346 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:43Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:42Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:41Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:40Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:39Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:38Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:37Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:36Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:35Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:34Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:33Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:32Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:31Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:30Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:29Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:28Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:27Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:26Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:25Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:24Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:23Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:22Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:21Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:20Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:19Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:18Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:17Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:16Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:14Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:12Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:11Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:10Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:09Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:08Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:07Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:06Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:05Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:04Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:03Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:02Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:01Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker07:34:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:59Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:57Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:56Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:55Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:54Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:53Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:52Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:51Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:50Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:49Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:48Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:47Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:46Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:45Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:44Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:43Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:42Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:41Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:40Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:39Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:38Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:37Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:36Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:35Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:34Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:32Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:31Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:30Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:29Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:28Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:27Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:26Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:25Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:24Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:23Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:22Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:21Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:20Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:19Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:18Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:17Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:16Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:15Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:14Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:13Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:12Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:11Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:10Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:09Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:08Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:07Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:06Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:05Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:04Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:03Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:02Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:01Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker07:33:00Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:59Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:58Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:57Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:56Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:55Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:54Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:53Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:52Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:51Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:50Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:49Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:48Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:47Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:46Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:45Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:44Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:43Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:42Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:41Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:40Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:39Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:39Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:37Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:36Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:35Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:34Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:33Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:32Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:31Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:30Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:29Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:28Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:27Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:26Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:25Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:24Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:23Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:22Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:21Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:20Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:19Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:18Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:17Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:16Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:15Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:14Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:13Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:12Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:11Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:10Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:09Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:08Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:07Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:06Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:05Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:04Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:03Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:02Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:01Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker07:32:00Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:59Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:58Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:57Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:56Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:55Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:54Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:53Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:52Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:51Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:50Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:48Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:47Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:46Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:45Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:44Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:43Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:42Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:41Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:40Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:39Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:38Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:36Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:35Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:34Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:32Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:30Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:29Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:28Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:27Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:26Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:25Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:24Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:23Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:22Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:21Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:20Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:19Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:18Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:17Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:15Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:14Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:13Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:11Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:07Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker07:31:04Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:59Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:57Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:56Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:55Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:54Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:51Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:50Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:49Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:47Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:43Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:42Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:39Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:35Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:28Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:27Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:24Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:23Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:20Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:19Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:17Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:15Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:13Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:11Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:07Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:03Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker07:30:02Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:55Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:51Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:47Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:43Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:42Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:39Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:37Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:36Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:33Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:32Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:31Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:29Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:27Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:23Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:21Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:18Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:17Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:16Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:15Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:12Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:11Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:03Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker07:29:02Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:59Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:58Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:55Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:53Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:51Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:48Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:43Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:41Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:39Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:38Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:36Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:32Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:31Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:27Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:26Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:25Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:23Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:20Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:19Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:15Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:03Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:00Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:56Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:53Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:52Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:49Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:47Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:41Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:39Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:36Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:31Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:29Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:28Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:27Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:26Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:24Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:23Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:19Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:18Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:17Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:16Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:15Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:05Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:03Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:59Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:56Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:55Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:53Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:47Caption #
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:44Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:43Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:40Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:39Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:23Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:22Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:19Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:17Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:15Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:14Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:13Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:12Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:11Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:09Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:07Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:06Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:59Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:57Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:54Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:51Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:48Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:44Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:43Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:38Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:37Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:35Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:32Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:31Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:30Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:27Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:23Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:19Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:12Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:11Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:59Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:58Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:57Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:52Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:48Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:47Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:43Caption #185

Board [Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)


There are 43 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....
<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.
<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...
<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?
<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly
<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.
<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all
<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?
<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!
<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!
<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-
<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku
<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits
<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept
<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full
<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.
<mrs. mort> :)
<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us
<mrs. mort> 
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act
<Jmofwiw> 
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?
<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?
<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails
<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back
<mrs. mort> 
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.
<mrs. mort> 
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face
<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity
<mrs. mort> 
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real
<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us
<mrs. mort> 
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives
<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self
<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort> 
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey
<mrs. mort> 
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here
<Lauren to mrs mort> 
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you
<ajiav> that was fun to watch.
<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!
<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock
<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded
<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.
<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post