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Most Emailed Photos - 07/12/2003 by Mort
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I first fell in love with his X-Ray, such sturdy ribs and robust rigid vertebrae.
It was obvious he loved to eat.

By the time he was an out patient of the hospital I was totally enraptured by his husky man mounds and his adorable shyness during sponge baths.

For each day after he left the hospital I sent him a rubber duckie to remind him of me.
Unfortunately that was all the evidence they needed to send me away for twenty years.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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A slightly risky story today. I also borrowed some other peoples "man tits" line and altered it slightly, I was very amused by the concept of "shoot angry ticks out of my nipples!" by slide two days ago.

In fact there were some very clever and excellent alternative captions, some that made me ponder and others that made me shoot vodka through my nose.


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