[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 443 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:42Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:40Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:39Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:36Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:35Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:34Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:33Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:32Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:31Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:29Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:28Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:27Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:26Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:25Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:24Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:23Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:22Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:21Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:18Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:15Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:13Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:12Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:08Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:07Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:06Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:05Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:04Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:03Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:02Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:01Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:00Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:59Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:58Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:57Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:56Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:55Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:54Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:53Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:52Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:50Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:48Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:46Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:44Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:41Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:40Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:39Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:38Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:37Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:36Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:34Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:33Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:32Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:31Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:30Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:29Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:28Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:27Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:26Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:25Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:24Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:23Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:22Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:21Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:20Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:19Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:18Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:16Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:15Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:14Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:13Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:12Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:11Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:10Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:09Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:08Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:06Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:05Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:04Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:03Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:02Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:01Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:00Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:58Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:57Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:56Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:55Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:54Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:52Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:51Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:50Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:49Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:48Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:47Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:46Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:45Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:44Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:43Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:42Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:41Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:40Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:39Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:38Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:37Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:36Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:35Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:34Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:33Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:32Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:31Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:30Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:29Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:27Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:26Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:25Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:24Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:23Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:22Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:21Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:20Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:19Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:16Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:15Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:14Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:13Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:12Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:11Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:10Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:09Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:08Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:07Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:06Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:05Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:04Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:03Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:02Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:01Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:00Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:57Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:56Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:53Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:49Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:48Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:42Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:41Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:40Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:39Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:38Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:37Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:36Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:35Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:34Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:33Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:32Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:31Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:30Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:29Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:28Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:27Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:26Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:21Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:20Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:18Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:16Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:15Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:14Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:12Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:10Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:09Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:08Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:07Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:04Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:00Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:56Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:53Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:52Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:49Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:47Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:46Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:45Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:42Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:41Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:40Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:39Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:38Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:37Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:36Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:35Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:34Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:32Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:31Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:29Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:28Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:27Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:26Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:25Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:24Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:23Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:22Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:21Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:17Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:16Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:14Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:13Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:12Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:11Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:10Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:09Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:08Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:07Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:06Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:05Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:04Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:03Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:02Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:01Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:00Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:59Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:58Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:57Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:56Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:55Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:54Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:53Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:52Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:51Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:50Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:49Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:48Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:47Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:46Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:45Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:44Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:41Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:40Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:39Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:37Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:36Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:35Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:33Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:31Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:28Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:26Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:25Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:24Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:23Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:21Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:20Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:19Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:17Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:16Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:15Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:14Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:13Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:12Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:11Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:10Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:09Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:08Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:07Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:06Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:05Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:04Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:03Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:02Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:01Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:00Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:59Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:58Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:57Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:56Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:55Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:54Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:53Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:52Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:48Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:46Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:45Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:44Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:40Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:38Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:37Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:36Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:33Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:31Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:30Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:29Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:25Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:24Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:22Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:21Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:20Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:17Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:16Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:15Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:14Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:13Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:12Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:11Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:10Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:09Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:08Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:07Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:06Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:05Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:04Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:03Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:02Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:01Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:00Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:59Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:58Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:57Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:55Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:54Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:53Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:50Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:49Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:48Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:47Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:46Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:45Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:44Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:43Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:42Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:40Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:37Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:36Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:35Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:34Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:33Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:32Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:30Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:28Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:26Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:25Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:24Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:23Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:22Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:21Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:20Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:19Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:18Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:17Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:13Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:12Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:10Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:08Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:07Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:06Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:05Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:02Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:00Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:58Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:57Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:53Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:51Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:50Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:48Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:47Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:46Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:45Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:44Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:43Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:42Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:40Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:38Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:37Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:36Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:34Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:33Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:32Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:31Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:29Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:28Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:27Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:26Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:24Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:23Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:22Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:20Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:18Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:17Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:16Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:13Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:08Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:04Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:02Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:01Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:59Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:58Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:55Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:54Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:53Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:52Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:51Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:50Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:48Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:47Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:46Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:44Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:41Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:39Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:38Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:36Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:35Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:33Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:32Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:31Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:30Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:28Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:25Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:24Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:22Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:21Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:20Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:19Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:16Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:14Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:13Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:12Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:11Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:10Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:09Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:08Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:05Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:04Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:02Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:01Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:56Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:53Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:50Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:46Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:45Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:42Caption #242

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post