[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 275 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:26Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:25Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:24Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:23Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:22Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:21Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:20Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:19Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:18Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:17Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:16Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:15Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:14Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:11Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:10Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:08Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:02Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:59Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:56Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:52Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:51Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:50Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:47Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:43Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:38Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:35Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:32Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:31Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:29Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:27Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:24Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:23Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:20Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:18Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:16Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:15Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:12Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:09Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:06Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:00Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:59Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:58Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:57Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:55Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:54Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:53Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:52Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:49Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:48Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:44Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:43Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:42Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:41Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:39Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:25Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:24Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:19Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:14Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:06Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:05Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:04Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:03Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:00Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:56Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:55Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:54Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:52Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:51Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:50Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:43Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:42Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:41Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:39Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:38Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:34Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:31Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:26Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:24Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:22Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:20Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:19Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:15Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:14Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:11Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:10Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:03Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:57Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:55Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:53Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:49Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:48Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:42Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:41Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:39Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:34Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:30Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:28Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:27Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:26Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:25Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:24Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:22Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:21Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:20Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:17Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:16Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:14Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:13Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:12Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:11Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:06Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:05Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:55Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:54Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:51Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:46Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:45Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:41Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:38Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:37Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:36Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:35Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:34Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:33Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:31Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:26Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:25Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:24Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:22Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:21Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:19Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:18Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:17Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:15Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:13Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:11Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:09Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:08Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:06Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:05Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:04Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:03Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker02:19:02Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:58Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:50Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:47Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:46Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:44Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:43Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:42Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:40Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:39Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:38Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:30Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:26Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:25Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:24Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:23Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:22Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:21Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:20Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:14Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:13Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:11Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:09Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:06Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:04Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:02Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:18:01Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:58Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:56Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:55Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:54Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:50Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:49Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:46Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:45Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:44Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:43Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:42Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:41Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:40Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:37Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:34Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:33Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:27Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:26Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:25Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:22Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:21Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:18Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:15Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:14Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:11Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:10Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:08Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:06Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:04Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:03Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:02Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:01Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:58Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:57Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:56Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:55Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:47Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:46Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:45Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:44Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:43Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:42Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:41Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:38Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:33Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:31Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:30Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:29Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:26Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:25Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:22Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:18Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:16Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:14Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:13Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:11Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:07Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:06Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:03Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:02Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:01Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:58Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:57Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:54Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:50Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:49Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:48Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:45Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:41Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:38Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:37Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:36Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:35Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:33Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:32Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:31Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:30Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:28Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:27Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:26Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:25Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:23Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:18Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:13Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:10Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:07Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:03Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:02Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:58Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:57Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:53Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:51Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:47Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:46Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:42Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:39Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:37Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:36Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:34Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:33Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:32Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:31Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:29Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:26Caption #605

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post