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Most Emailed Photos - 02/24/2005 by Mort
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Extract from the blog of Fat Jake ~Lord Among Panthers~

When I am king and sit upon my golden throne.

I shall decree that all men can yiff and scritch and bite each other without shame or persecution.

And that chicks must remain furry at all times.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I actually worked with a unix sysadmin who was knows as: Kevin "Lord Among Panthers". I wonder if he was furry.
There are 2 messages for this day.
<3Suns> YES
DEFINITELY
<David Byrden> Actually, Kevin has an evening shift at the safari park, and the panthers do treat him as a lord. They tug their forelocks and pay him homage, etc. Hope that explains everything.


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