[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/14/2004 by Luminaire
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

When fabulous gorgeous celebrities need to get away from it all,

they visit the exclusive Hotti Islands Resort in the Caribbean, where only rich and beautiful people are granted admission,

and any fat, ugly people spotted on the island are killed and sold as whalemeat.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 111 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:00Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:59Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:57Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:56Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:55Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:54Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:53Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:52Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:51Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:50Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:49Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:48Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:47Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:46Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:45Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:44Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:43Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:42Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:41Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:40Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:39Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:38Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:37Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:36Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:35Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:34Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:33Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:32Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:31Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:30Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:29Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:28Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:27Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:26Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:25Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:24Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:23Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:22Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:21Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:20Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:19Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:18Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:17Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:16Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:15Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:14Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:13Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:12Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:11Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:10Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:09Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:08Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:07Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:06Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:05Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:04Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:03Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:02Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:01Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:00Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:59Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:58Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:57Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:56Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:55Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:54Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:53Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:52Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:51Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:50Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:49Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:48Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:47Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:46Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:45Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:44Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:43Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:42Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:41Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:40Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:39Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:38Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:37Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:36Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:35Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:34Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:33Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:32Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:31Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:30Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:29Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:28Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:26Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:25Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:24Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:23Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:22Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:21Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:20Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:19Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:18Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:17Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:16Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:15Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:14Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:13Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:12Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:11Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:10Caption #715

Board [Post Message]

Luminaire is teh winner

You should give homage, but not ohmage, that's to do with resistance, I wonder if Luminaire needs more resistance?

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hey Mort,

You worked so hard on this site and us monkies has had a lot of fun here. I think it's time we gave something back.

Why don't you put up one of those amazon.com wishlists? I'd be happy to buy you a book, or a dvd, or a Segway. Well, perhaps not a Segway.

<3Suns> I'd contribute too.
We love ya, man.

Well... not that way.

<mypalmike> A Happy Meal gift certificate makes a perfect gift.
<Mort> Aww! I don't want any material items, but another year of servitude will do, and some chocolate, maybe in the shape of a bunny or a spleen.

Thanks.

<ajiav> servitude! now there's something i can afford
<3Suns> Hmm, a spleen? that's hard... can't find one anywhere. Plenty of other organs though...
...www.visualanatomy.com...
...www.gcchocolate.com...
<guyPaulo> Mmmmm.....spleen.....
<Severian> I will offer neither homange nor ohmage.

I offer fromage.

Also, I think there may be a spleen in here somewhere:
...www.theyrecoming.com...

<poi> 


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post