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Most Emailed Photos - 05/24/2004 by Mort
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Bored with crushing puppies?

Pillaging and deflowering virgins not what it used to be?

Then fuck a dwarf today!

Call me at (555) WEE-SEXX!!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Why can't it be Friday already? Or even better next Tuesday, when everyone is back from a three day weekend, nursing super hangovers, for once wishing it was Monday.


There are 13 messages for this day.
<Prettypache> Hi,first time at site.
<shininglion> I do not know, but Friday sure as hell sounds nice right now.
<obtuse> I don't have internet at home :(
<Mort> Welcome Prettypache.

Obtuse, I don't think we can be friends anymore.

<Kumiho> Poor Obtuse. I'll still be your friend.
<ajiav> You are not alone, obtuse...
<guyPaulo> Good luck to all tomorrow. I will be in NYC without Internet access. Toodles!
<Kumiho> Wow, GuyP, you're going to leave us alone, on Gest Wednesday?!
<Sav24u@yahoo.com> yea ONE prick and its gone (virginity)lol
<sav24u@yahoo.com> yea again ,FUCK a dwarf and u might getlucky.the bugger might put his head in
<sav24u@yahoo.com> These puppies look worth being crushed and minced.haha
<sav24u@yahoo.com> say hello to me someone
<good guy> hi all


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