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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion. Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't. All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007. |
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So here I am in my father-in-laws, without a single tool to manipulate images or connect securely to unix. |
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| <guyPaulo> I'm starting to think that the middle photo is a pic of Mort's garage. | ||
| <yoyology> My stars! The otter is back! ...story.news.yahoo.com... | ||
| <Lauren> Carol's place sounds coziest, but I would rather visit the mountaineer abode of your dreams, Mort. You might need to talk to someone about your fear of guy and yoyo. For the sake of accuracy in your dreams, I must tell you that I do live in a townhouse in the center of a large east coast city. However, my floors are carpeted and the walls are mostly wood (one wall in the living room is brick). There are no moldings anywhere in the house, but I do have an Eames wood burning stove in the living room. The place was designed and built in 1927 by Architect George Daub in a style that is a cross between Art Deco and Mission. It is really cool. | ||
| <guyPaulo> Don't fear the farm Mort. Its fun once you get used to it. Bring some girls when you come next time and we'll play "hide the skinny pink hog in the chick(en)'s gizzard until he spits sour cream." | ||
| <JulieK> Mort you and I are the same in regards to CATS! They are irresistable. | ||
| <guyPaulo> Hehe, here's a link for the "dog-lovers" out there. ...story.news.yahoo.com... | ||
| <Lauren> OMG, the one on the far right looks like my dog, only smaller. My little guy weighs 60 pounds. I wonder how much I could get for him in Hanoi... | ||
| <Mort> I was just letting you know that you are beginning to infect my dreams. Mountaineer's place was the best, I spent the most time in that dream. She was easy to hang out with for a spy. | ||
| <yoyology> What on earth would make you think I'm a serial killer? | ||
| <3Suns> What worries me most about the dog picture is those things on the right side of the table on top of the pile. They look like split watermelons. I never knew you could go anywere to buy "half a dog" | ||
| <Lauren> If they had been saggital cuts, I would have assumed they were for those with smaller families, but those look to be horizontal cross sections. My guess would be that there are just certain dishes where dog butt is the wrong cut. | ||
| <Miss Marple> I told Mort that yoyology was responsible for the dead body in the library. | ||
| <Jmofwiw> What kind of wine goes with dog? | ||
| <yoyology> How about a nice barkundy? Or a Cabernet Sauooooooooovignon? | ||
| <yoyology> And, just for the record, one dead patron doesn't make me a serial killer. | ||
| <3Suns> Yoyology... in the library... with the lead pipe! | ||
| <Jmofwiw> I guess I'd have to check the Whine List. | ||
| <yoyology> I always liked the rope. | ||
| <guyPaulo> "Barkles" and James Wine Cooler. Thank you for your support. | ||
| <guyPaulo> Get it? "Bark" and "Bartles"...... | ||
| <yoyology> Uhhhhh, nope. I don't get it. Please explain in more detail. Can I get a diagram? I'm more of a visual learner. | ||
| <Mort> The serial killer just looked very intense, and I guess to my unconcious mind you come over as intense Yoyo. | ||
| <David Byrden> I have to log off in 3 minutes. | ||