[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Boy, when I get this hot

I find nothing more refreshing than removing all my clothes

and blowing a cool breeze over all my hot areas!
(AP)
(AFP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 80 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:34Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:33Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:32Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:31Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:29Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:28Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:27Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:25Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:24Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:23Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:22Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:21Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:20Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:19Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:18Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:17Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:16Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:15Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:14Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:13Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:11Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:10Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:09Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:08Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:07Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:06Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:05Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:04Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:03Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:02Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:01Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker04:06:00Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:59Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:58Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:57Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:56Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:55Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:54Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:53Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:52Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:51Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:50Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:49Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:48Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:47Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:46Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:45Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:44Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:42Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:41Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:40Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:39Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:38Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:37Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:36Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:35Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:34Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:33Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:32Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:31Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:30Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:29Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:25Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:24Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:23Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:21Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:20Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:19Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:18Caption #985
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:17Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:16Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:15Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:14Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:13Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:12Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:11Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:10Caption #217

Board [Post Message]

I actually like this one for a change, it's semi autobiographical. It's way too hot everywhere in the world right now. Someone needs to go turn the sun down, I am sure during winter some guy felt too cold and totally yanked the solar thermostat way high. They are probably very embarrassed right now, but they should get over it and go turn it back down.

I noticed a few captions in Spanish today, which is very cool. I am going to add an auto translator so that everyone can at least read the captions in a common babelesque tongue.


There are 5 messages for this day.
<Mort> You might notice the top menu bar now...
I added a bad auto translator (the best kind), just so your captions can be wonderfully mistranslated all around the world.

Also I added a daily fortune/tatot card, to help you work out how to traverse the challenges of your day.

Let me know what you think or if you find any bugs.

<Luminaire> I don't know what you're talking about -- it's freezing over here.
<stan41> a really cool idea. keep it coming!
<Boogers> MS Paint Pr0n
<Boogers> ...www.iveseenbigger.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post