[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/14/2004 by Luminaire
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

When fabulous gorgeous celebrities need to get away from it all,

they visit the exclusive Hotti Islands Resort in the Caribbean, where only rich and beautiful people are granted admission,

and any fat, ugly people spotted on the island are killed and sold as whalemeat.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 128 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:14Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:10Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:01Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:53Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:52Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:41Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:31Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:30Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:29Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:28Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:20Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:06Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:05Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:00Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:55Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:44Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:43Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:38Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:37Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:36Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:34Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:20Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:19Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:15Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:05Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:04Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:58Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:57Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:49Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:39Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:32Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:30Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:29Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:08Caption #-77
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:07Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:01Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:46Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:45Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:41Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:39Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:35Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:27Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:17Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:16Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:10Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:08Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:07Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:59Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:58Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:56Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:55Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:45Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:44Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:40Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:36Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:33Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:22Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:15Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:06Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:39Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:36Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:35Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:31Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:27Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:26Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:16Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:10Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:08Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:56Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:53Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:52Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:49Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:48Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:36Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:28Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:27Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:25Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:06Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:01Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:00Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:58Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:57Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:47Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:42Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:38Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:35Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:29Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:22Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:21Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:13Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:09Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:08Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:07Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:02Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:47Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:46Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:45Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:41Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:40Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:36Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:35Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:34Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:33Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:31Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:27Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:03Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:02Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:57Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:55Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:54Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:49Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:48Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:43Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:31Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:30Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:25Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:23Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:22Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:21Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:19Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:18Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:17Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:16Caption #989
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:15Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:14Caption #486

Board [Post Message]

Luminaire is teh winner

You should give homage, but not ohmage, that's to do with resistance, I wonder if Luminaire needs more resistance?

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hey Mort,

You worked so hard on this site and us monkies has had a lot of fun here. I think it's time we gave something back.

Why don't you put up one of those amazon.com wishlists? I'd be happy to buy you a book, or a dvd, or a Segway. Well, perhaps not a Segway.

<3Suns> I'd contribute too.
We love ya, man.

Well... not that way.

<mypalmike> A Happy Meal gift certificate makes a perfect gift.
<Mort> Aww! I don't want any material items, but another year of servitude will do, and some chocolate, maybe in the shape of a bunny or a spleen.

Thanks.

<ajiav> servitude! now there's something i can afford
<3Suns> Hmm, a spleen? that's hard... can't find one anywhere. Plenty of other organs though...
...www.visualanatomy.com...
...www.gcchocolate.com...
<guyPaulo> Mmmmm.....spleen.....
<Severian> I will offer neither homange nor ohmage.

I offer fromage.

Also, I think there may be a spleen in here somewhere:
...www.theyrecoming.com...

<poi> 


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post