[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Boy, when I get this hot

I find nothing more refreshing than removing all my clothes

and blowing a cool breeze over all my hot areas!
(AP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 88 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:43Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:41Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:40Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:39Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:38Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:37Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:36Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:35Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:34Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:33Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:32Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:31Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:30Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:28Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:25Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:24Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:22Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:21Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:20Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:17Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:16Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:15Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:12Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:11Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:10Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:09Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:08Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:07Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:06Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:05Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:04Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:03Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:02Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:01Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:00Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:58Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:57Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:56Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:55Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:54Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:53Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:52Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:51Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:50Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:49Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:48Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:47Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:46Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:45Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:44Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:43Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:40Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:39Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:38Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:37Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:36Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:35Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:34Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:33Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:32Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:31Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:30Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:28Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:27Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:26Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:25Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:24Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:23Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:22Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:21Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:20Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:19Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:18Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:17Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:16Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:16Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:14Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:13Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:12Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:11Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:10Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:09Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:08Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:07Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:06Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:05Caption #234

Board [Post Message]

I actually like this one for a change, it's semi autobiographical. It's way too hot everywhere in the world right now. Someone needs to go turn the sun down, I am sure during winter some guy felt too cold and totally yanked the solar thermostat way high. They are probably very embarrassed right now, but they should get over it and go turn it back down.

I noticed a few captions in Spanish today, which is very cool. I am going to add an auto translator so that everyone can at least read the captions in a common babelesque tongue.

There are 5 messages for this day.
<Mort> You might notice the top menu bar now...
I added a bad auto translator (the best kind), just so your captions can be wonderfully mistranslated all around the world.

Also I added a daily fortune/tatot card, to help you work out how to traverse the challenges of your day.

Let me know what you think or if you find any bugs.

<Luminaire> I don't know what you're talking about -- it's freezing over here.
<stan41> a really cool idea. keep it coming!
<Boogers> MS Paint Pr0n
<Boogers> ...www.iveseenbigger.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post