[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 347 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:40Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:39Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:38Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:37Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:36Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:35Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:34Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:33Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:32Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:31Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:29Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:27Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:26Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:23Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:21Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:20Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:17Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:16Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:13Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:12Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:08Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:05Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:01Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:00Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:57Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:56Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:55Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:54Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:53Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:50Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:49Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:46Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:45Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:44Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:42Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:41Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:39Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:38Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:37Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:35Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:34Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:33Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:31Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:30Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:27Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:26Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:23Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:22Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:21Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:20Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:19Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:18Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:17Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:16Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:12Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:09Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:08Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:07Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:06Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:05Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:04Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:03Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:01Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:57Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:56Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:55Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:53Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:50Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:49Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:46Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:44Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:42Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:41Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:40Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:38Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:37Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:35Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:31Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:27Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:25Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:23Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:22Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:19Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:16Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:15Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:14Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:13Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:12Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:08Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:05Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:04Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:03Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:01Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:57Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:54Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:53Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:52Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:51Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:49Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:48Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:43Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:42Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:41Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:37Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:36Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:35Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:34Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:30Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:29Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:28Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:26Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:22Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:21Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:20Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:19Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:17Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:15Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:12Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:11Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:10Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:09Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:07Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:05Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:03Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:00Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:56Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:55Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:52Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:50Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:49Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:48Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:45Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:44Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:43Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:41Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:37Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:36Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:33Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:32Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:29Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:26Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:25Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:23Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:22Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:20Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:18Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:14Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:12Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:10Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:07Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:03Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:02Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:00Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:59Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:55Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:52Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:52Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:48Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:45Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:44Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:40Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:36Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:33Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:32Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:31Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:29Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:24Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:22Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:21Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:20Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:17Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:16Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:14Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:10Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:08Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:06Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:03Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:02Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:00Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:58Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:56Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:55Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:52Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:51Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:47Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:44Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:43Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:40Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:36Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:32Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:28Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:27Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:24Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:22Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:21Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:20Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:19Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:18Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:17Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:16Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:13Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:12Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:09Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:08Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:07Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:05Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:04Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:01Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:00Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:58Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:57Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:56Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:55Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:54Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:52Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:50Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:48Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:46Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:44Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:43Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:42Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:40Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:39Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:36Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:35Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:32Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:31Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:27Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:24Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:20Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:16Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:13Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:12Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:11Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:10Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:09Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:08Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:07Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:06Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:05Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:04Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:03Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:01Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:57Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:56Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:53Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:52Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:49Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:48Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:46Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:45Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:44Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:43Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:42Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:41Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:40Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:38Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:36Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:34Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:32Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:30Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:26Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:25Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:24Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:23Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:22Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:21Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:20Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:19Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:18Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:17Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:16Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:15Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:14Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:13Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:11Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:08Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:07Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:04Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:00Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:56Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:55Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:54Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:53Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:52Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:51Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:49Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:48Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:45Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:44Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:40Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:37Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:36Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:34Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:33Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:32Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:29Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:28Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:27Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:26Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:25Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:24Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:23Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:22Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:20Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:18Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:16Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:14Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:12Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:11Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:07Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:06Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:05Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:03Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:00Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:59Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:58Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:56Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:55Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:53Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:52Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:48Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:44Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:41Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:40Caption #753

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post