[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

What he thinks he has.

What she wants.

What he actually has... a little gumby.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 223 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:30Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:29Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:28Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:17Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:09Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:08Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:05Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:02Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:52Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:51Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:45Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:41Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:40Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:39Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:38Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:37Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:33Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:29Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:27Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:25Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:19Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:18Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:17Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:10Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:05Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:03Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:01Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:59Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:57Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:56Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:51Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:50Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:49Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:48Caption #00
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:47Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:41Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:37Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:35Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:33Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:32Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:29Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:21Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:19Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:18Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:17Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:11Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:10Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:09Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:08Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:07Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:06Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:05Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:04Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:03Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:02Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:01Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:55Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:52Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:51Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:49Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:45Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:43Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:41Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:40Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:37Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:31Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:17Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:13Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:12Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:10Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:04Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:03Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:02Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:01Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:00Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:56Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:54Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:53Caption #-83
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:52Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:51Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:50Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:46Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:45Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:40Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:39Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:31Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:28Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:24Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:21Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:14Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:11Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:05Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:57Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:52Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:50Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:49Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:44Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:43Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:41Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:36Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:34Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:33Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:28Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:27Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:24Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:23Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:22Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:19Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:14Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:10Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:05Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:01Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:58Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:56Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:54Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:53Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:52Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:51Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:47Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:46Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:45Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:43Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:42Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:36Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:35Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:34Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:32Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:29Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:26Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:23Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:22Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:17Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:16Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:15Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:11Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:09Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:07Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:05Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:04Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:59Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:56Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:51Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:48Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:47Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:45Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:44Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:41Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:40Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:38Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:34Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:33Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:32Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:31Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:29Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:27Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:26Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:23Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:21Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:18Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:16Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:14Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:13Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:08Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:07Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:04Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:01Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:59Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:54Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:51Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:50Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:49Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:46Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:45Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:44Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:43Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:39Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:38Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:34Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:32Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:30Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:29Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:25Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:10Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:07Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:06Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:05Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:02Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:01Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:55Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:46Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:45Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:40Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:39Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:35Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:33Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:31Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:30Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:29Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:24Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:19Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:17Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:15Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:14Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:11Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:06Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:02Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker15:56:01Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:58Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:57Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:56Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:52Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:51Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:49Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:48Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:47Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:46Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:43Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:40Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:39Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:36Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:35Caption #335

Board [Post Message]


There are 37 messages for this day.
<reddman> WHAT did we do to deserve THIS?? Thank you Mort!!!
<mypalmike> That gumby isn't exactly small.
<Lauren> Just so the rest of you monkies know what sorts of captioning opportunities we are missing while Mort is ... missing, I thought I'd share three. Maybe we can get a captioning contest going on here,

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> I'll start:

Photo 1: It was an udder disASSter.

Photo 2: I felt like somebody's painted pony (bet you were thinking I would make another ASS caption here.)

Photo 3: But still I won "Breast in Show."

<reddman> we want Mort
<Kumiho> Photo one: No matter how I dress I always feel like a heifer in fishnet stockings.
Photo two: I've tried all the fad diets, South Beach, Atkins, even that crazy Chinese flower petal diet.
Photo three: But it doesn't make any diiference I'll never slim down enough to capture the fickle love of Tzu Tzan Li the Dragonlady.

Okay, not nearly as funny as yours Lauren.

<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<JP> 1: The more I drink
2: the prettier
3: they get

Got Milk?

<josh > POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<josh > can you tell me what this is all about
<JP> Now, far be it from me to step on anyone's toes, but is there anyone here web-literate enough who has the time to take over Mort's slack? By that, I mean, create MEPopia anew through terraforming? Or by designing a site just like this one?
<reddman> not me....I'm just a web slacking strap hanger on monkey....
<Kumiho> And I'm the poster-child for HTML For Dummies, so no, can't help you there.
<mypalmike> I've thought of doing it. I even have webhosting with php and mysql...
<mypalmike> The only drawback would be the shear amount of bandwidth Allen sends to the site would be costly.
<mypalmike> OK, OK. I put up a very early alpha version of my caption contest on www.mypalmike.com. :)
<Allen> Everyone else is using more bandwidth to look at my captions than I use to post them. I appreciate the attention and love I get, not to mention the immense respect for being a prolific MEPlander, but the few bytes of text I publish per week is not going to break anyone. I could easily fit all the captions I've made thusfar on a since Commodore 64 floppy diskette, so please calm thyselves. Love and kisses... -Allen
<JP> OK, my caption is:

"Hello, kids! Smoke crack!"

www.mypalmike.com RULEZ! :)

<Kumiho> A very early version.
My caption ''You'll let me stick it where?''
<3Suns> Ike, does it have perl?
<mypalmike> I don't believe it has mod_perl. But evenif it did, egads, I hate perl. :)
<mypalmike> Allen, I was totally kidding! Your captions are indeed enjoyed by all here!
<mypalmike> Kumiho - that's just sick. I think.
<mypalmike> Hey, at the top of msn.com, there's this random "click here" thing that says "Instant answer: What's an axolotl?". Wacky.
<mypalmike> OK, www.mypalmike.com is vaguely functional. Rough edges abound.
<Kumiho> ::pouts:: Okay, so when Elvis does it it's crass, but when I make a crack about sex it's sick? Why can't I just get called crass?
<JP> ::snif:: nobody ever calls me sick or crass... nobody even calls me..
<Allen> The posts at www.mypalmike.com are just plain sick...thank you very much. Next show at 10 o'clock.
<Mort> I could set some code so that someone else could update the images. Of course you should all fight over who that should be. That would be the best solution I think.
<Carol stopping by> For something completely different, there is the New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest, where the aim is to write the worst caption for this week's actual contest cartoon.
<Carol stopping by> Oops, that didn't work sorry:
...radosh.net...
<mypalmike> Apparently, the New Yorker has an actual captioning contest...

...www.cartoonbank.com...

<JP> I nominate Allen to update the images. Then, when he burns out (as scientists predict), you can take over again after a well-deserved rest, Mort.
<Mort> :)
<Allen> Would someone like to second the motion, or just let me know how I can update the photos?
<Kumiho> I second the notient. -er, motion.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post