Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/12/2005

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Yes, I may have commited adultery in my heart once or twice, but I didn´t expect a kind of Spanish Inqui...

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the dead Pope....

Do I really have to go thrpugh all this to get my superfreaky real estate licence?

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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You must have a verified PayPal account. If you do not have an account you can go to www.paypal.com and follow the
instructions to set up a free account. In order to place the initial $6 into your account, you will have to verify your bank
account with PayPal (which may take a few days). Or if you want to start right away, use your credit or debit card to make
the $6 deposit to Paypal. When You click on Send Money fill in the necessary information, then click on no shipping address
requried. Also keeps funds in american dollars. Paypal guarantees your security when using personal information. They do not
release your information to third parties. Very, very, very, secure! Paypal is 100% secure and is used my millions of people
world wide.
STEP 1:
Send, though PayPal, $1.00 to each email on the below list. Make the subject of the payment "Email List" and in the comments,
write "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR EMAIL LIST." What you are doing is creating a service by this and best of all you are not giving
your address to anyone you do not know. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!
The E-mail list:
#1) deejonz05@yahoo.com
#2) canderson1026@comcast.net
#3) stephselk@yahoo.com
#4) mylesvaux@hotmail.com
#5) wirralguy@msn.com
#6) lrzp1986@aol.com
STEP 2:
Now take the #1 email off the list that you see above, move the other addresses up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc?.) and add
YOUR email address (the one used on the paypal account) as number 6 on the list.
STEP 3:
Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to
at least 200 newsgroups, message board. (I think there are close to 32,000 groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the
more you post, the more money you make - as well as everyone else on the list!
DIRECTIONS;
HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS, MESSAGE BOARD
Step 1) You do not need to re- type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of
this letter and drag your : Cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'c

Post message:
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Message:

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