[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Sauron the burning eye
was in love.

But it was not the Nazgul who received his fiery gaze of passion.

He gave his RING to the cute little penguin at the Mount Doom petting zoo.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Canadian Press)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 273 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:24Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:23Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:22Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:13Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:10Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:04Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:54Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:52Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:47Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:46Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:44Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:43Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:40Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:39Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:38Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:37Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:36Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:35Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:34Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:33Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:32Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:31Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:30Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:29Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:28Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:27Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:26Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:25Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:24Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:23Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:22Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:21Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:20Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:19Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:18Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:17Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:16Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:15Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:14Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:13Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:12Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:11Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:10Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:09Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:07Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:05Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:04Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:03Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:02Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:00Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:59Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:58Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:57Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:56Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:55Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:54Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:53Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:52Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:51Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:50Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:49Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:48Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:47Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:46Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:45Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:38Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:33Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:18Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:14Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:52Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:51Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:50Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:49Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:48Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:47Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:46Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:45Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:44Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:43Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:40Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:39Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:38Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:37Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:36Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:35Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:34Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:33Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:32Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:31Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:30Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:29Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:28Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:27Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:26Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:25Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:24Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:23Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:05Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:02Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:58Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:54Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:52Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:51Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:50Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:49Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:48Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:47Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:46Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:45Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:44Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:43Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:41Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:33Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:32Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:23Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:13Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:12Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:11Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:10Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:09Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:08Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:07Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:06Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:05Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:02Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:00Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:59Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:58Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:57Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:56Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:55Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:54Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:53Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:52Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:51Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:50Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:49Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:48Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:47Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:46Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:45Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:44Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:43Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:33Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:23Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:18Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:17Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:16Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:15Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:14Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:13Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:12Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:11Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:08Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:06Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:50Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:48Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:47Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:42Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:41Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:40Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:39Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:38Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:37Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:36Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:35Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:34Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:33Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:32Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:31Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:30Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:29Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:28Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:27Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:26Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:17Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:14Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:12Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:08Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:07Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:06Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:05Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:04Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:03Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:02Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:01Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:00Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:46Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:45Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:44Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:41Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:40Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:39Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:38Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:37Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:36Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:35Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:34Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:33Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:32Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:30Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:29Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:21Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:11Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:10Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:09Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:08Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:07Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:06Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:05Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:04Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:03Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:01Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:52Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:47Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:46Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:38Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:34Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:33Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:32Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:31Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:30Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:29Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:28Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:27Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:26Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:23Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:13Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:12Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:11Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:10Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:09Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:08Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:07Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:06Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:05Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:02Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:01Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:49Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:42Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:40Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:32Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:25Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:24Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:23Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:22Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:21Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:20Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:19Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:15Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:11Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:06Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:05Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:02Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:01Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:53Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:50Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:49Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:47Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:45Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:44Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:43Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:42Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:41Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:40Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:29Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:27Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:26Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:25Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:24Caption #360

Board [Post Message]

Thursday was a very very good day. Today shall be good too. I decree Saturday to be the best of days! Then again Sunday isn't bad either.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Very cute, Mort.
<3Suns> Yes, I'm sure a Good Friday will be had by all.
<Sunrays247> This was great! :))
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Kumiho> Ooh yes, a very good Friday. ...www.theshallowend.com...
<Kumiho> Sadly, I must go to school and will not being participating in today's activites.
<guyPaulo> Have fun in class, Kumiho.
<mypalmike> I had a dream last night that there was a mostemailed meetup in Montreal. It was at an art gallery, and I brought some art to show, which looked basically like stick figures. I was there first, and when MEP people started to arrive, nobody wore name tags and nobody said their names, but we all talked as if we knew each other. My piece of art was a focal point for MEP captioning jokes. For some reason, everyone independently came up with the same joke about menstruation after looking at my art. After hearing it like 5 times, I started ranting about how everyone was so crass at MEP. Later, I was talking to Carol, I think, and I noticed she had a Toastmasters pin. I asked if she was involved in Toastmassters, and she stood up and flipped the the table we were sitting at towards me, apparently trying to hit me with it. Later on, I think guy and the friend he dragged along asked me if I knew the bus system in Montreal, because they thought the meetup was lame and they wanted to go out drinking.
<Carol> Wow, maybe I should join Toastmasters! Do they teach table-throwing?
<mypalmike> Hmm, they do something called "table topics", but it doesn't generally get violent.
<apple juice is a verb> I love that people have dreams about MEP. It is the strangest thing...
<ajiav> I posted some very old 4-track improvisations here:
...www.soundclick.com...
<Kumiho> Gee, awefully slow today. Is everyone taking off early for Easter?
<mypalmike> [echoing] early for easter?... early for easter?... early for easter?...
<Mark> Sorry I've been away for the past week .. things are getting crazy over here. I expect things (and my bloody PC) to settle down very soon, and I can return to weaving my own brand of minimal insanity.

Mark's Minimal Insanity (TM) -- Insist On It!

<Kumiho> ::long loving look at MEP:: Pity it is a weekend, I'm going to miss the challenge of captioning for the next few days.
<mypalmike> Maybe one of us should set up a weekend-only MEP site.
<3Suns> Geez, did someone link here from some popular site? There's lke 25 lurkers in the 10-minute list!
<obtuse> Happens every now and then. Might be a google spider or something...
<guyPaulo> A spider?!? ACKKKKk!!! Quick, someone stomp it with your shoe!!!

Bada-bing! I'll be here all week folks.

<Anne Emmenthal> Mr. Gibson, thank you for making a movie out of that story I wrote (which, I must admit, was loosely based on an idea from the Gospels).
<jordie3> A friend of mine is in Toastmasters, and got second place or something in a recent thingy. She is sort of like the chick who takes over for Miss America if Miss America does anything stupid and they revoke her title. Only my friend is this for Toastmasters.

I am stull not entirely sure what they do there.

Also, this is an exceedingly wonderful caption.

<jordie3> still. I am STILL not entirely sure what they do there.

MY GOD WHY CAN'T I PROOFREAD?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post