Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004

by guyPaulo

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I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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This week's Puerto Rican lap dog is

guyPaulo.

The baboon's bum babies are: Fu Manchu, The Devil's Sombrero, Morgus and Darlenenbc.

There are 16 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> I like the animal theme today. Speaking of which, check this out:
...story.news.yahoo.com...
Kinda makes us caption monkies a bit nervous.....

<Kumiho> Only if they capture you guyP, and I can attest to the fact that no one's shown up on my doorstep yet looking for 'bushmeat" from me. Heh heh "bushmeat". Sounds naughty.

<guyPaulo> Heh heh...."bushmeat"...hee hee.

<Mort> Enough beavis!

heee hee bushmeat

<Axolotl> *snort*

<meri> hi

<Mort> Hey!

<Kumiho> Darn, I thought I had until 3. =(. My own fault, I know.

<mypalmike> Well, it's not like a wiener has been announced yet. Err... Winner.

<Kumiho> I sorta hope this one makes it into tomorrow's line up. ...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Carol> Oo! I wanta outfit like that!

<Kumiho> Careful what you wish for Carol, Mort might make that standard issue for all female MEPers.

<guyPaulo> I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me get to the top.

<mypalmike> Hey, man, you don't have to be politically correct here. If midgets helped you get to the top, just say so.

<mypalmike> I'd like to get my hands on her checkered Spaldings, if you know what I mean.

<David Byrden> Concision not a virtue?

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