[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/08/2004 by Fu Manchu
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Well, it's a long story, son.

One day, I caught me an ugly wee leprechaun baby. It didn't have a pot of gold, so it granted me 1 wish...

...I said I'd like a "nice piece of ass"...

...and that's how I met your mother.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This week's cheeky winner is

Fu Manchu.



The honourary asses are: 3Suns, apple juice is a verb and Roger Mexico.

There are 8 messages for this day.
<Darlenenbc> I really enjoy your site. I don't understand the money rating and can you post on past arcives? I think you have a good think going.
KEEP UP THE GOO WORK!Let me know!
<3Suns> Damn, I wish I'd seen either Shrek movie so I could make a joke about a baby ogre in the first picture, the princess in the second, and the donkey in the third.

But I'll have to leave that to someone else.

<Kumiho> there was a baby in Shrek2? (I haven't seen it either.)
<Mort> The happier the monkey the better the rating, there is a guide labeled "what this means" next to the voting pull-down. The choices are a bunch of weird internet/media references, so I know they could be confusing.

Yes you can post captions in the past, and maybe someday even in the future.

<apple juice is a verb> unusually slow guest day!
<OBLEDUT> No.no.no.no!!!
<Fu Manchu> Hey, thanks everyone! I knew the work time I spent reading this website would pay off in the end.
<David Byrden> Fu: I'm your manager and I want you in my office NOW.


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