Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 201 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:51 Caption #-11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:45 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:44 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:39 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:36 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:34 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:29 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:28 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:27 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:20 Caption #845

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:15 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:10 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:06 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:04 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:00 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:57 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:55 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:54 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:53 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:51 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:50 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:49 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:44 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:42 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:41 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:36 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:35 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:26 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:23 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:21 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:20 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:19 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:16 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:15 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:11 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:10 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:09 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:05 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:00 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:59 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:57 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:56 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:55 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:53 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:52 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:51 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:49 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:48 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:47 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:45 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:43 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:42 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:41 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:40 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:39 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:38 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:37 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:36 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:35 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:32 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:30 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:29 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:26 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:25 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:17 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:14 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:13 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:12 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:11 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:10 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:03 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:48 Caption #-60

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:47 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:46 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:45 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:39 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:38 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:37 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:36 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:35 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:32 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:29 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:25 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:20 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:15 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:14 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:13 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:11 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:10 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:09 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:05 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:00 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:50 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:48 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:47 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:44 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:37 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:34 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:33 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:26 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:23 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:18 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:08 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:07 Caption #933

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:06 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:04 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:03 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:02 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:00 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:44 Caption #-42

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:42 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:40 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:38 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:34 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:33 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:31 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:29 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:27 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:24 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:20 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:18 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:11 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:03 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:01 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:57 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:48 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:47 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:38 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:33 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:31 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:30 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:26 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:25 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:20 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:15 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:11 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:09 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:08 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:06 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:05 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:04 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:03 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:01 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:00 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:59 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:47 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:39 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:38 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:35 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:34 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:29 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:28 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:27 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:24 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:23 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:13 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:11 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:10 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:05 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:02 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:49 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:48 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:47 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:45 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:44 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:41 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:40 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:39 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:37 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:36 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:28 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:27 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:25 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:23 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:22 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:11 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:04 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:59 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:58 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:57 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:45 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:42 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:40 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:39 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:38 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:34 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:33 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:27 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:17 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:15 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:10 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:08 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:06 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:05 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:03 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:52:00 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:51:59 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:51:58 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:51:55 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:51:54 Caption #961

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:51:51 Caption #761

Board

[Post Message]

I feel like a ludite today, both my apple powerbook and my replayTv are in for servicing. Leaving me sitting here on my good old trusty 133 mhz PC updating the website, while looking at the manual to work out just how you set a vcr to record Alias.

<OMG>
I can't just select Alias in the tv listings to record it?
I actually have to work out what time it's on?
</WTF>

I feel so 90s, even the Amish have better technology than this right?

There are 18 messages for this day.

<Luminaire> Good lordy, monkeys, did y'all wake up extra early? It's only 8 am and there are already ten captions!

<yoyology> I remember when being able to program the VCR was a badge of honor. It gave me incredible power over my parents, who hadn't a clue.

I will now proceed to be crotchety and complain that kids today have it too easy.

<Lauren> What power I lost to the new VCR's I regained when my folks bought a computer with all sorts of accessories they couldn't figure out. As soon as they had that down, my sisters and I chipped in and bought them a DVD/VCR combo. You just have to keep working to keep them in the dark, yoyo.

<yoyology> All of that is fine when you still live with them. As soon as you move out on your own, though, it becomes a burden. When you can't e-mail pictures to your mom because she uses AOL and can't figure out their arcane attachments procedure, suddenly it's a big headache.

<Lauren> Haven't lived with my parents for 30 years. They see me as their electronic help desk. Last year, they flew me down to Florida to show them how to install and use their new scanner. It was pretty much plug-n-play, but I got a free vacation out of it, lol.

<yoyology> Aha! That's a different story.

<Mort> Pretty good caption day. I wonder if you can keep it up all week with the same 3 images of Saddam?

<Lauren> Aw, Mort, and I was so hoping for Antonio Cassano's pic to pop up tomorrow!

<yoyology> I find it interesting that Uday/Qusay and Osama have shown up today. People are drawing connections, it seems.

<Lauren> Osama was on the page for a few hours. Was it the beard (if you cover the top half of Saddam's face in the first shot here today, he is a dead ringer for the Taliban leader) or the fact, as everyone knows, that the Iraqis were behind 911? I am researching migration to Malta, anyone got a better idea?

<guyPaulo> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA LAUREN? WHY MUST YOU GIVE SUPPORT TO OUR EVIL ENEMIES? Haikus support terrorism you know....

<Lauren> 'Hate' is a strong word;
it implies understanding.
'Fear' would be better.

<Lauren> I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in one of those sci fi stories where I am the only one left after some huge calamity of which I am unaware. Maybe you all moved and decided not to give me the new address....

<guyPaulo> Don't worry Lauren,
guyPaulo is here for you....
Please don't cry like that.

<Lauren> Eleven hundred
miles between us. Otherwise
I'd have to hug you.

I got stood up by my dog-walking buddy this morning at 5:30 and I have been getting answering machines whenever I call anyone. No one has called me back. With that and the state of MoPho, I was beginning to go mad. Mad I tell you. Thanks for being there, guyPaulo.

<guyPaulo> Haiku's are becoming popular again!

<yoyology> Haiku is the new black.

<Lauren> Damn, yoyo, I wish I'd said that.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post