[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/12/2005 by Axolotl
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Yes, I may have commited adultery in my heart once or twice, but I didn´t expect a kind of Spanish Inqui...

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the dead Pope....

Do I really have to go thrpugh all this to get my superfreaky real estate licence?
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 332 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:18Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:13Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:10Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:05Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:04Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:03Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:02Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:01Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:00Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:59Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:58Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:57Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:56Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:55Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:54Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:53Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:52Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:51Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:50Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:49Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:48Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:47Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:46Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:45Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:44Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:43Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:42Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:41Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:40Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:39Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:38Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:37Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:36Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:35Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:34Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:33Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:31Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:29Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:26Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:25Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:24Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:23Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:22Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:21Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:20Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:19Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:18Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:17Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:16Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:13Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:10Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:08Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:06Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:05Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:04Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:03Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:02Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:01Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:00Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:59Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:58Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:57Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:56Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:55Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:54Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:51Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:48Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:45Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:43Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:42Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:41Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:40Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:39Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:38Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:37Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:36Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:35Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:34Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:33Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:32Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:30Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:28Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:27Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:26Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:25Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:24Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:23Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:22Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:21Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:20Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:19Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:18Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:17Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:16Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:15Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:14Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:13Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:12Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:11Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:10Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:09Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:08Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:06Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:02Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:01Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:00Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:58Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:55Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:54Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:52Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:51Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:50Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:49Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:48Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:47Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:46Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:45Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:44Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:43Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:42Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:41Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:38Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:35Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:33Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:32Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:30Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:28Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:27Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:23Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:22Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:21Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:20Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:19Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:18Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:17Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:16Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:15Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:14Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:14Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:12Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:11Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:10Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:09Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:08Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:07Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:06Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:05Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:04Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:03Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:02Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:00Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:59Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:58Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:57Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:56Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:55Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:54Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:53Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:52Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:51Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:46Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:44Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:43Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:39Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:37Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:36Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:30Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:28Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:24Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:23Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:22Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:20Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:17Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:15Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:11Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:10Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:08Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:07Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:04Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:03Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:59Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:58Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:57Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:54Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:53Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:50Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:47Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:43Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:40Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:39Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:35Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:32Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:29Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:28Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:26Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:25Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:22Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:20Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:18Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:16Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:11Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:08Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:07Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:03Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:59Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:57Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:53Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:51Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:47Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:44Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:39Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:38Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:37Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:34Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:30Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:29Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:28Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:24Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:19Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:17Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:11Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:07Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:06Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:05Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:04Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:00Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:55Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:54Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:53Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:51Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:50Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:48Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:43Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:42Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:39Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:38Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:35Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:31Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:27Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:26Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:25Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:24Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:23Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:19Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:17Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:16Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:14Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:11Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:10Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:09Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:07Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:04Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:03Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:02Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:58Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:57Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:56Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:52Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:51Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:47Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:46Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:44Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:42Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:39Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:34Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:32Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:31Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:28Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:25Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:24Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:23Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:20Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:17Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:16Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:15Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:14Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:13Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:11Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:10Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:08Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:04Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:59Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:55Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:52Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:51Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:50Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:47Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:46Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:45Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:44Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:43Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:39Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:34Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:31Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:27Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:25Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:24Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:22Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:21Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:19Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:15Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:14Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:13Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:11Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:10Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:07Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:05Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:03Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:02Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:01Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:56Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:55Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:51Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:50Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:46Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:45Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:43Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:41Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:39Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:36Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:31Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:29Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:28Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:27Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:24Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:21Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:20Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:19Caption #323

Board [Post Message]

Axolotl



Is the WINNER!!


There are 16 messages for this day.
<sharmin aktar> i think your website is a fab website
<sharmin aktar> i think your website is a fab website
<JSchmitt> I'm green with envy. Or is it "green with lust?" Nice work.
<leif> MAKE MONEY FAST!

www.frip.dk/patrickpatrick/index.htm

<mypalmike> Weird.
<Mort> Sorry, doing taxes. No Friday caption.
<mypalmike> Procrastinate much!?

(Well, OK, I just finished mine at 2am.)

<Kumiho> I did mine a month ago, but I'm sitting on them because I owe on my county tax. The damned county doesn't get my money a second sooner than I absolutely HAVE to part with it, the bastards.
<JSchmitt> What are taxes?
<Bavid Dyrden> Those of you in the USA, did the Bush war create more taxes? That's where they usually come from.
Maybe the higher gas prices should count...
<mypalmike> The Bush war was combined with tax cuts. It's amazing what you can accomplish with the world's largest credit card.
<Bavid Dyrden> Are you SURE you're right? Because for that to happen, the USA would have to go massively into debt. The kind of debt that makes your grandchildren curse you.
<BitterCupOJoe> mypalmike is correct. We are rapidly going further into debt. Like "Reagan presidency" rapid.
<Razhumikin> Yeah, check this out:
...www.brillig.com...
<LUIS> 
$$$ Make Money Fast Using Paypal $$$
MAKE UNLIMITED MONEY USING PAYPAL!!!
You only need $6.00. Can you really make money so easily? YES… it is logical how you can earn money through paypal. I found
articles with OPRAH WINFREY and an article published in the Wall Street Journal on 6/16/2001 that explains how it works. As a
member of PayPal, I had already experienced their efficiency and excellent standing. PayPal is the simplest method of making
and receiving payments online anyone has ever seen! Anyone with an email address can join, for FREE! You can complete this
whole process in less than ONE HOUR
Everything is done on the Internet by E-mail. It is NOT considered SPAM, so it's perfectly legal! Anyway, it said that you
send $1.00 though paypal to each of the emails stated in the article. You then place your own email address in the bottom of
the list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups. ADVERTISE (There are thousands it really isn’t hard.Try it
this is where people usually stop and miss out) No catch, that was it. It follows the same regulations as the mailed chain
letters, which according to the U.S. Post Office (1-800- 725- 2161) is indeed legal! Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well
GUESS WHAT!!?. Within 7 days, I started getting money in my PayPal account! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but
the money just kept coming in. In my first week, I made about $20.00. By the end second week I had made a total over
$1,200.00! In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total
of just over $36,000.00 and it's still coming in rapidly. Its Certainly worth $6.00., I have spent more than that on the
lottery!!
Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works?
REQUIREMENTS
You must have a verified PayPal account. If you do not have an account you can go to www.paypal.com and follow the
instructions to set up a free account. In order to place the initial $6 into your account, you will have to verify your bank
account with PayPal (which may take a few days). Or if you want to start right away, use your credit or debit card to make
the $6 deposit to Paypal. When You click on Send Money fill in the necessary information, then click on no shipping address
requried. Also keeps funds in american dollars. Paypal guarantees your security when using personal information. They do not
release your information to third parties. Very, very, very, secure! Paypal is 100% secure and is used my millions of people
world wide.
STEP 1:
Send, though PayPal, $1.00 to each email on the below list. Make the subject of the payment "Email List" and in the comments,
write "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR EMAIL LIST." What you are doing is creating a service by this and best of all you are not giving
your address to anyone you do not know. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!
The E-mail list:
#1) deejonz05@yahoo.com
#2) canderson1026@comcast.net
#3) stephselk@yahoo.com
#4) mylesvaux@hotmail.com
#5) wirralguy@msn.com
#6) lrzp1986@aol.com
STEP 2:
Now take the #1 email off the list that you see above, move the other addresses up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc?.) and add
YOUR email address (the one used on the paypal account) as number 6 on the list.
STEP 3:
Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to
at least 200 newsgroups, message board. (I think there are close to 32,000 groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the
more you post, the more money you make - as well as everyone else on the list!
DIRECTIONS;
HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS, MESSAGE BOARD
Step 1) You do not need to re- type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of
this letter and drag your : Cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'c
<> 


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post