[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

MEN.... whether they are rich and famous...

...or destitute and drunk...

..all they really want is a little head.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 243 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:05Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:04Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:03Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:01Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:00Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:57Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:56Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:53Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:52Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:50Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:48Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:45Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:43Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:42Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:41Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:40Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:39Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:38Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:36Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:34Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:32Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:29Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:26Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:25Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:24Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:22Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:21Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:20Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:19Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:17Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:16Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:14Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:12Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:08Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:06Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:04Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:01Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:00Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:57Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:56Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:55Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:53Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:51Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:50Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:47Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:44Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:43Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:41Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:40Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:39Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:38Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:36Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:35Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:34Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:32Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:31Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:30Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:29Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:27Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:26Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:25Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:23Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:21Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:20Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:19Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:18Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:16Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:14Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:12Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:10Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:09Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:08Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:04Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:00Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:59Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:58Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:57Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:56Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:55Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:53Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:52Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:51Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:50Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:49Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:48Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:47Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:45Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:44Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:41Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:40Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:39Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:38Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:37Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:36Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:35Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:34Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:32Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:29Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:28Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:27Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:26Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:25Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:24Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:23Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:22Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:20Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:18Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:17Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:16Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:15Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:13Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:10Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:08Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:06Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:05Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:03Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:01Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:00Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:59Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:58Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:56Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:55Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:53Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:51Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:50Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:49Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:48Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:46Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:45Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:44Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:43Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:42Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:41Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:40Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:39Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:38Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:37Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:34Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:32Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:31Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:30Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:29Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:28Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:27Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:24Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:20Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:19Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:18Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:17Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:15Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:14Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:12Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:11Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:10Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:09Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:08Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:05Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:04Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:03Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:02Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:01Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:00Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:59Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:58Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:57Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:56Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:54Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:52Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:51Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:49Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:48Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:47Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:44Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:43Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:42Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:41Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:40Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:39Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:38Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:37Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:36Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:32Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:29Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:28Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:27Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:25Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:22Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:21Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:20Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:18Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:17Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:16Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:15Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:14Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:13Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:12Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:10Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:09Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:08Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:05Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:04Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:03Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:01Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:00Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:59Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:58Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:57Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:56Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:55Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:54Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:53Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:52Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:48Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:47Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:42Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:41Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:38Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:37Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:36Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:35Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:34Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:33Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:32Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:31Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:30Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:29Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:27Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:26Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:24Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:23Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:22Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:19Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:17Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:15Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:14Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:13Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:10Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:08Caption #593

Board [Post Message]

This week's John Lennon is:

Lauren



The Yoko Ono groupies are: guyPaulo, Flux and Jmofwiw


There are 38 messages for this day.
<Mort> Something has come up that will mean that mostemailed will actually pay for itself, or even make money. I am not allowed to say anymore now, you might see for yourselves soon.
<Lauren> Please don't tell me you are going to start running member enlargement ads....
<Lauren> Or that AOL bought you.
<mypalmike> Member enlargement ads! That sounds GREAT!! I mean, I AM large enough already, but hey! More to squeeze, more to please!
<Pedro Gonzales> Wow- after a short absense I return to find new n improved MEP with better monkie icons! Teh New Sexy
<guyPaulo> Good luck with the venture Mort. I would like to see MEP turn into some kind of pyramid scheme, where regulars go sign up new monkies for a fee, and we all shair the money until the whole thing collapses.
<Jmofwiw> Send me $10 to find out how I make money fast.
<Axolotl> Enlarge your urodel, ask Axolotl how!!!11!!
<obtuse> !! I DONT EVEN HAVE A URODEL
<obtuse> OK, three captions is enough for me. I almost had another about an allergy medicine testimonial, but it didn't pan out. Feel free to run with it.
<Jmofwiw> That's like the PCs they buy in Europe, right? The Euro-Dells?
<yoyology> A rough-skinned newt, Axo?

...64.233.167.104...

<JulieK> Come on Mort, Peeps! I have a feeling that the money making scheme invloves a utility belt, a Frankenstein, and a really big gun.
<obtuse> I heard MacGyver made a bong out of those components once.
<Mort> No; close; no; hey Pedro; no; no; no; cargo pants, zombies, a sharp spoon and a straw.
<Lauren> You've sold out and used the money to by the implements necessary to take over the world?
<guyPaulo> I like the topics from the meeting linked above by yoyo:
"Osmoregulatory mechanisms in terrestrial isopods under hydrating and dehydrating conditions." Sounds exciting!
<Lauren> Not if you are in the thirsty group.
<jellyloo> Can I get in on the ground floor of this money making venture?
<Mort> Sure, but only if you send me a check for $237.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm always getting spam to enlargen my penis, despite my name. Also, Mike, Tina thinks your penis is big enough. It'll only hurt her if you get it enlarged. 12 inches is enough.
<jellyloo> Is this tax deductible? Shall I make the cheque out to Mort Z. Gorilla?
<Mort> Well I am registered as a "charity" for tax purposes, so it is tax deductable.

Just send it to my Costa Rica, off shore, tax haven account.

<Axolotl> Yoyo, good googling! A urodel is a member of Urodela, the amphibian order compromising salamanders, newt, olms and hellbenders.
<apple juice is a verb> Mort hasn't sold MEP, he's sold us. "The site pays for itself." Slave trade equals money.
<David Byrden> The truth is, Bush offered to pay Mort to link unrelated things. Specifically,
Saddam and 9-11.
<ajiav> lol
<Carol> "Hellbenders"! ...hellbenders.sanwalddesigns.com...
<Mort> Ok the deal has been done, you will all see.
<Mark> Fantastic. I can't wait to see the X-10 ads :)
<Kumiho> Mort won't sell us! He lo- er... likes us, like he likes his pet fungus.
<Mark> I just intercepted an email from NBC to Mort!

Winners of the GUEST OF THE DAY competition will be clapped in irons and rented to David Letterman to write "actually funny" Top Ten lists.

<Mark> Yes, I know CBS owns Letterman. Really! Just becasue I'm an Australian ..!!

(sob)

<Lauren> Well, Mark, I understand that no matter what happens, Leno wants to interview YOU for his Jay-Walking segment.
<guyPaulo> I guess Mort is too busy counting his money to post the winner.
<Mort> Oops sorry, been busy at work today. :(
<guyPaulo> Congrates to Lauren. I liked her poop caption better though.
<Lauren> Thanks, Guy. Incidentally, "Lau" links to the 'little head' caption, but "ren" links to the poop one. So I guess I won for the combination.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post