[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

MEN.... whether they are rich and famous...

...or destitute and drunk...

..all they really want is a little head.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 270 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:00Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:59Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:58Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:56Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:55Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:54Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:53Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:52Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:51Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:50Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:49Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:48Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:47Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:46Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:45Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:44Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:43Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:42Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:41Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:40Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:39Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:38Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:37Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:36Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:31Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:29Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:23Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:22Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:21Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:20Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:16Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:14Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:12Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:09Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:06Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:05Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:04Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:03Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:02Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:01Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:00Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:59Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:58Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:57Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:56Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:56Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:54Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:53Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:52Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:51Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:50Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:49Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:45Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:43Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:42Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:39Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:38Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:37Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:36Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:35Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:34Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:33Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:32Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:31Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:30Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:29Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:28Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:27Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:26Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:25Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:24Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:23Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:22Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:21Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:20Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:19Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:18Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:17Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:16Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:15Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:13Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:09Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:05Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:03Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:02Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:59Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:54Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:53Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:49Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:43Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:42Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:41Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:40Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:39Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:38Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:35Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:30Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:29Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:19Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:17Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:16Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:15Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:14Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:13Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:12Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:11Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:10Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:09Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:08Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:07Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:06Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:05Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:04Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:03Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:02Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:01Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:00Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:59Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:58Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:57Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:56Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:55Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:54Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:53Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:49Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:43Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:41Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:38Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:37Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:36Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:35Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:34Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:26Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:22Caption #-71
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:13Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:12Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:07Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:03Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:01Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:57Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:52Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:50Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:49Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:48Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:47Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:46Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:45Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:44Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:43Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:42Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:41Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:40Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:39Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:38Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:37Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:36Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:35Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:34Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:33Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:31Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:29Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:28Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:26Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:21Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:18Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:17Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:13Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:12Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:07Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:06Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:02Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:00Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:58Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:57Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:55Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:52Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:51Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:50Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:47Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:41Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:39Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:38Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:28Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:26Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:25Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:24Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:23Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:22Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:19Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:18Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:17Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:16Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:14Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:13Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:12Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:11Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:10Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:09Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:08Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:08Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:07Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:05Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:03Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:50Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:48Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:40Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:39Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:32Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:28Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:23Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:20Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:19Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:18Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:17Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:16Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:02Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:59Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:56Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:55Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:45Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:43Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:41Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:40Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:39Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:35Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:33Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:26Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:21Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:20Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:14Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:09Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:00Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:59Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:56Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:55Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:41Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:39Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:38Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:37Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:35Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:31Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:30Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:18Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:17Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:12Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:10Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:06Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:05Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:03Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:02Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:58Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:57Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:56Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:55Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:53Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:44Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:42Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:33Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:23Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:22Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:14Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:11Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:10Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:00Caption #305

Board [Post Message]

This week's John Lennon is:

Lauren



The Yoko Ono groupies are: guyPaulo, Flux and Jmofwiw


There are 38 messages for this day.
<Mort> Something has come up that will mean that mostemailed will actually pay for itself, or even make money. I am not allowed to say anymore now, you might see for yourselves soon.
<Lauren> Please don't tell me you are going to start running member enlargement ads....
<Lauren> Or that AOL bought you.
<mypalmike> Member enlargement ads! That sounds GREAT!! I mean, I AM large enough already, but hey! More to squeeze, more to please!
<Pedro Gonzales> Wow- after a short absense I return to find new n improved MEP with better monkie icons! Teh New Sexy
<guyPaulo> Good luck with the venture Mort. I would like to see MEP turn into some kind of pyramid scheme, where regulars go sign up new monkies for a fee, and we all shair the money until the whole thing collapses.
<Jmofwiw> Send me $10 to find out how I make money fast.
<Axolotl> Enlarge your urodel, ask Axolotl how!!!11!!
<obtuse> !! I DONT EVEN HAVE A URODEL
<obtuse> OK, three captions is enough for me. I almost had another about an allergy medicine testimonial, but it didn't pan out. Feel free to run with it.
<Jmofwiw> That's like the PCs they buy in Europe, right? The Euro-Dells?
<yoyology> A rough-skinned newt, Axo?

...64.233.167.104...

<JulieK> Come on Mort, Peeps! I have a feeling that the money making scheme invloves a utility belt, a Frankenstein, and a really big gun.
<obtuse> I heard MacGyver made a bong out of those components once.
<Mort> No; close; no; hey Pedro; no; no; no; cargo pants, zombies, a sharp spoon and a straw.
<Lauren> You've sold out and used the money to by the implements necessary to take over the world?
<guyPaulo> I like the topics from the meeting linked above by yoyo:
"Osmoregulatory mechanisms in terrestrial isopods under hydrating and dehydrating conditions." Sounds exciting!
<Lauren> Not if you are in the thirsty group.
<jellyloo> Can I get in on the ground floor of this money making venture?
<Mort> Sure, but only if you send me a check for $237.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm always getting spam to enlargen my penis, despite my name. Also, Mike, Tina thinks your penis is big enough. It'll only hurt her if you get it enlarged. 12 inches is enough.
<jellyloo> Is this tax deductible? Shall I make the cheque out to Mort Z. Gorilla?
<Mort> Well I am registered as a "charity" for tax purposes, so it is tax deductable.

Just send it to my Costa Rica, off shore, tax haven account.

<Axolotl> Yoyo, good googling! A urodel is a member of Urodela, the amphibian order compromising salamanders, newt, olms and hellbenders.
<apple juice is a verb> Mort hasn't sold MEP, he's sold us. "The site pays for itself." Slave trade equals money.
<David Byrden> The truth is, Bush offered to pay Mort to link unrelated things. Specifically,
Saddam and 9-11.
<ajiav> lol
<Carol> "Hellbenders"! ...hellbenders.sanwalddesigns.com...
<Mort> Ok the deal has been done, you will all see.
<Mark> Fantastic. I can't wait to see the X-10 ads :)
<Kumiho> Mort won't sell us! He lo- er... likes us, like he likes his pet fungus.
<Mark> I just intercepted an email from NBC to Mort!

Winners of the GUEST OF THE DAY competition will be clapped in irons and rented to David Letterman to write "actually funny" Top Ten lists.

<Mark> Yes, I know CBS owns Letterman. Really! Just becasue I'm an Australian ..!!

(sob)

<Lauren> Well, Mark, I understand that no matter what happens, Leno wants to interview YOU for his Jay-Walking segment.
<guyPaulo> I guess Mort is too busy counting his money to post the winner.
<Mort> Oops sorry, been busy at work today. :(
<guyPaulo> Congrates to Lauren. I liked her poop caption better though.
<Lauren> Thanks, Guy. Incidentally, "Lau" links to the 'little head' caption, but "ren" links to the poop one. So I guess I won for the combination.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post