[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

MEN.... whether they are rich and famous...

...or destitute and drunk...

..all they really want is a little head.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 352 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:42Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:41Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:40Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:39Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:38Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:37Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:36Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:35Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:34Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:33Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:32Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:31Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:30Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:29Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:28Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:27Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:26Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:22Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:21Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:20Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:19Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:18Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:17Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:16Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:15Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:14Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:13Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:12Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:11Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:10Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:09Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:08Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:05Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:57Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:56Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:55Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:52Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:51Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:50Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:49Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:48Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:47Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:46Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:45Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:44Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:43Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:41Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:40Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:39Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:38Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:37Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:36Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:35Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:34Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:33Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:32Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:31Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:30Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:29Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:28Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:27Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:26Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:25Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:24Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:23Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:22Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:16Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:11Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:06Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:02Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:01Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:00Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:59Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:58Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:57Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:56Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:55Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:54Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:53Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:52Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:51Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:50Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:49Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:48Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:47Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:46Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:43Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:42Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:40Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:39Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:38Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:37Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:36Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:35Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:34Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:33Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:32Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:31Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:30Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:29Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:28Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:27Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:26Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:25Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:24Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:23Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:22Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:21Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:20Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:19Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:18Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:17Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:16Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:15Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:14Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:13Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:12Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:08Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:07Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:03Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:02Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:59Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:58Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:55Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:52Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:50Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:49Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:48Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:47Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:46Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:45Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:44Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:43Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:42Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:41Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:40Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:38Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:37Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:33Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:30Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:29Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:28Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:27Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:26Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:25Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:24Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:23Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:22Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:21Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:20Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:19Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:18Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:14Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:12Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:09Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:07Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:04Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:03Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:02Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:01Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:00Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:59Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:58Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:57Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:56Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:55Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:54Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:52Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:51Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:50Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:49Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:48Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:47Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:46Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:45Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:44Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:43Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:39Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:33Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:32Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:31Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:30Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:29Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:28Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:27Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:26Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:25Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:24Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:23Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:22Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:21Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:19Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:18Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:17Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:16Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:15Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:14Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:13Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:12Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:11Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:10Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:09Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:08Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:03Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:02Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:00Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:58Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:57Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:56Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:52Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:50Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:43Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:42Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:37Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:36Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:35Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:29Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:28Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:26Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:24Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:22Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:16Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:13Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:10Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:09Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:07Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:06Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:54Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:53Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:47Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:44Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:43Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:42Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:41Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:40Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:39Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:37Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:35Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:34Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:31Caption #997
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:25Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:23Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:21Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:19Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:18Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:17Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:16Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:12Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:11Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:10Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:08Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:05Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:04Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:03Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:57Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:55Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:53Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:52Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:47Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:46Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:44Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:43Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:42Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:41Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:38Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:37Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:36Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:33Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:32Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:31Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:30Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:29Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:27Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:26Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:24Caption #-85
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:21Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:18Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:17Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:13Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:11Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:06Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:04Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:03Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:02Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:01Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:59Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:57Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:56Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:52Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:51Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:50Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:48Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:45Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:44Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:43Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:41Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:39Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:38Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:36Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:35Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:34Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:31Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:30Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:29Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:28Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:27Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:26Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:22Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:19Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:15Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:14Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:13Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:12Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:09Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:07Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:06Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:00Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:58Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:57Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:55Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:52Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:48Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:39Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:38Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:35Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:32Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:31Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:28Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:27Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:26Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:24Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:16Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:13Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:12Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:11Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:09Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:08Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:03Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:02Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:57Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:54Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:53Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:52Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:49Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:48Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:47Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:46Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:45Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:44Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:43Caption #235

Board [Post Message]

This week's John Lennon is:

Lauren



The Yoko Ono groupies are: guyPaulo, Flux and Jmofwiw


There are 38 messages for this day.
<Mort> Something has come up that will mean that mostemailed will actually pay for itself, or even make money. I am not allowed to say anymore now, you might see for yourselves soon.
<Lauren> Please don't tell me you are going to start running member enlargement ads....
<Lauren> Or that AOL bought you.
<mypalmike> Member enlargement ads! That sounds GREAT!! I mean, I AM large enough already, but hey! More to squeeze, more to please!
<Pedro Gonzales> Wow- after a short absense I return to find new n improved MEP with better monkie icons! Teh New Sexy
<guyPaulo> Good luck with the venture Mort. I would like to see MEP turn into some kind of pyramid scheme, where regulars go sign up new monkies for a fee, and we all shair the money until the whole thing collapses.
<Jmofwiw> Send me $10 to find out how I make money fast.
<Axolotl> Enlarge your urodel, ask Axolotl how!!!11!!
<obtuse> !! I DONT EVEN HAVE A URODEL
<obtuse> OK, three captions is enough for me. I almost had another about an allergy medicine testimonial, but it didn't pan out. Feel free to run with it.
<Jmofwiw> That's like the PCs they buy in Europe, right? The Euro-Dells?
<yoyology> A rough-skinned newt, Axo?

...64.233.167.104...

<JulieK> Come on Mort, Peeps! I have a feeling that the money making scheme invloves a utility belt, a Frankenstein, and a really big gun.
<obtuse> I heard MacGyver made a bong out of those components once.
<Mort> No; close; no; hey Pedro; no; no; no; cargo pants, zombies, a sharp spoon and a straw.
<Lauren> You've sold out and used the money to by the implements necessary to take over the world?
<guyPaulo> I like the topics from the meeting linked above by yoyo:
"Osmoregulatory mechanisms in terrestrial isopods under hydrating and dehydrating conditions." Sounds exciting!
<Lauren> Not if you are in the thirsty group.
<jellyloo> Can I get in on the ground floor of this money making venture?
<Mort> Sure, but only if you send me a check for $237.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm always getting spam to enlargen my penis, despite my name. Also, Mike, Tina thinks your penis is big enough. It'll only hurt her if you get it enlarged. 12 inches is enough.
<jellyloo> Is this tax deductible? Shall I make the cheque out to Mort Z. Gorilla?
<Mort> Well I am registered as a "charity" for tax purposes, so it is tax deductable.

Just send it to my Costa Rica, off shore, tax haven account.

<Axolotl> Yoyo, good googling! A urodel is a member of Urodela, the amphibian order compromising salamanders, newt, olms and hellbenders.
<apple juice is a verb> Mort hasn't sold MEP, he's sold us. "The site pays for itself." Slave trade equals money.
<David Byrden> The truth is, Bush offered to pay Mort to link unrelated things. Specifically,
Saddam and 9-11.
<ajiav> lol
<Carol> "Hellbenders"! ...hellbenders.sanwalddesigns.com...
<Mort> Ok the deal has been done, you will all see.
<Mark> Fantastic. I can't wait to see the X-10 ads :)
<Kumiho> Mort won't sell us! He lo- er... likes us, like he likes his pet fungus.
<Mark> I just intercepted an email from NBC to Mort!

Winners of the GUEST OF THE DAY competition will be clapped in irons and rented to David Letterman to write "actually funny" Top Ten lists.

<Mark> Yes, I know CBS owns Letterman. Really! Just becasue I'm an Australian ..!!

(sob)

<Lauren> Well, Mark, I understand that no matter what happens, Leno wants to interview YOU for his Jay-Walking segment.
<guyPaulo> I guess Mort is too busy counting his money to post the winner.
<Mort> Oops sorry, been busy at work today. :(
<guyPaulo> Congrates to Lauren. I liked her poop caption better though.
<Lauren> Thanks, Guy. Incidentally, "Lau" links to the 'little head' caption, but "ren" links to the poop one. So I guess I won for the combination.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post