[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 332 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:39Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:38Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:37Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:36Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:33Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:31Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:26Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:25Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:24Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:23Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:22Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:21Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:20Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:19Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:18Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:17Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:16Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:15Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:14Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:13Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:12Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:11Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:08Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:05Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:04Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:03Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:01Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:57Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:56Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:55Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:53Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:51Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:49Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:45Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:44Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:43Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:42Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:41Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:39Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:37Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:36Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:35Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:34Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:29Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:28Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:25Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:24Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:23Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:22Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:17Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:13Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:11Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:10Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:09Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:06Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:05Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:04Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:03Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:02Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:01Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:00Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:59Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:58Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:57Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:53Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:50Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:49Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:45Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:43Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:41Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:39Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:38Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:37Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:36Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:35Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:33Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:29Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:28Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:27Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:26Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:25Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:23Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:21Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:20Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:18Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:15Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:13Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:11Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:10Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:08Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:05Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:04Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:01Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:57Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:53Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:50Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:48Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:47Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:46Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:45Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:44Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:42Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:41Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:40Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:37Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:36Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:33Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:32Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:29Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:28Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:27Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:25Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:23Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:22Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:21Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:20Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:19Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:17Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:14Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:09Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:06Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:05Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:04Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:03Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:01Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:57Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:54Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:49Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:45Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:41Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:39Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:38Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:37Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:36Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:35Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:34Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:33Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:29Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:27Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:25Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:22Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:19Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:17Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:14Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:13Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:12Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:11Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:07Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:06Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:02Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:01Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:58Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:57Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:55Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:54Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:53Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:49Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:48Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:47Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:43Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:42Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:41Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:40Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:39Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:38Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:37Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:33Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:29Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:28Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:27Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:26Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:25Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:22Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:21Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:20Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:17Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:15Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:12Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:10Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:09Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:07Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:05Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:02Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:01Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:59Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:58Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:54Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:53Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:52Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:51Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:50Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:49Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:48Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:46Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:42Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:40Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:39Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:38Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:36Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:34Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:32Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:31Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:30Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:26Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:22Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:21Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:17Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:16Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:15Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:09Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:07Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:05Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:01Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:58Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:57Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:54Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:52Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:50Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:49Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:45Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:43Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:41Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:40Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:37Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:34Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:30Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:29Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:27Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:26Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:25Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:21Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:20Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:19Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:18Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:17Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:13Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:11Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:05Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:04Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:03Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:02Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:01Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:59Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:57Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:56Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:54Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:47Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:42Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:40Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:39Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:38Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:34Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:33Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:29Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:27Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:24Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:23Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:21Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:18Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:14Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:12Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:11Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:10Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:09Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:08Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:07Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:06Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:05Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:03Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:01Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:00Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:59Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:58Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:57Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:56Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:55Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:54Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:53Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:51Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:50Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:49Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:47Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:46Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:45Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:44Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:42Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:39Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:38Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:37Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:36Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:34Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:33Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:32Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:31Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:29Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:26Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:25Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:24Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:21Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:20Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:18Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:17Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:14Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:11Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:10Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:08Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:06Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:05Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:04Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:02Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:01Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:59Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:58Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:55Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:54Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:53Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:52Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:51Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:50Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:48Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:46Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:43Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:42Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:41Caption #-9

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post