[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/26/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Are you one of those people who like to see people suffer and strain?

Do you only watch sports to see car crashes and limbs bent out of shape?

If so, don't miss your bus! It's going express to Hell.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 161 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:20Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:14Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:13Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:12Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:11Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:10Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:09Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:06Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:05Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:55Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:54Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:53Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:52Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:51Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:50Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:49Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:48Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:47Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:46Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:42Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:37Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:32Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:31Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:30Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:29Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:28Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:27Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:26Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:25Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:24Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:22Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:21Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:17Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:12Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:02Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:01Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:00Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:58Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:57Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:52Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:50Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:41Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:40Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:39Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:38Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:37Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:36Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:35Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:34Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:33Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:32Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:31Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:30Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:29Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:28Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:27Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:22Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:12Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:10Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:08Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:06Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:05Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:04Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:03Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:02Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:01Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:57Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:49Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:48Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:48Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:46Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:45Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:44Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:43Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:42Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:40Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:38Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:36Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:22Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:21Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:20Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:14Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:13Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:12Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:11Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:10Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:09Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:05Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:04Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:03Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:59Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:57Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:53Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:51Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:49Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:48Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:47Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:46Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:45Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:44Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:43Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:42Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:41Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:36Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:32Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:31Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:30Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:29Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:28Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:27Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:26Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:25Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:24Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:23Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:22Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:21Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:20Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:08Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:07Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:06Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:04Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:03Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:02Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:49Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:47Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:44Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:37Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:33Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:23Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:16Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:15Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:14Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:13Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:12Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:11Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:10Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:09Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:08Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:06Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:04Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:03Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:02Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:01Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:00Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:59Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:58Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:53Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:52Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:51Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:50Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:49Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:48Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:47Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:46Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:39Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:36Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:35Caption #77

Board [Post Message]

I added something in the pull down, let me know if you understand or not.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Mort, thanks for using that first pic today. When you used the second pic a few days ago, I couldn't figure out the biomechanics of that guy's injury. Now I know.
<mypalmike> Actually, I think it's 2 different guys
<Mort> Yeh it is 2 different guys.
Btw let me know what you think of the new feature. I ain't sure if I will keep it yet.
<Lauren> Mort, if you are talking about the rating system you installed, I am conflicted. I like being able to see how many comments are on each alternative caption. You don't, however, get enough responses on each to make statistical analyses valid and in some cases it can be downright misleading. As you saw yesterday, one person can go through and skew the entire field for no apparent reason (or for purely evil purposes).
<Lauren> 
<Lauren> Oh, yeah, and I could tell it was two different guys, but if you look at how the man in the first pic is holding his left arm, you can totally see the set up for what happened in the second pic.
<Axolotl> The rating system worries me. I used to chose rank depending on the facial expression on the moneky instead of the score. The "middling" monkey looks surprised or worried, but I haven't used is a criticism.

And I'm worried that scored will bring clichés and tactical voting.

What about only using scores on Guest days?

<Mort> Yes they are both elbow dislocations, which is the only reason I am not currently a world class weightlifter.

I'm just testing ideas. I do not like rating systems, they tend to ruin things. I am thinking of keeping the ratings hidden, but ordering the list by the ratings.

<guyPaulo> Mort, maybe you should include a non-weighted rank. Some of us like to just post comments back and forth on alternative captions and I don't want to have that exchange affect a captions rating.
<David Byrden> What's the problem? Just write some software that chooses the best one.
<Mort> guyPaulo - yup I have needed that for a while...
David Byrden - Ok will do, I'll base it on the number of times the word "pussy" gets used.
<yoyology> I agree with Paulo. I often (pussy) comment on my own (pussy) alternatives as a way of clarifying or (pussy) adding additional infor(pussy)mation that would (pussy) detract from the captions themselves.

Oh, and pussy.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post