[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/26/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Are you one of those people who like to see people suffer and strain?

Do you only watch sports to see car crashes and limbs bent out of shape?

If so, don't miss your bus! It's going express to Hell.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 143 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:54Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:53Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:52Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:51Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:50Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:48Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:47Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:46Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:45Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:44Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:43Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:41Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:40Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:39Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:38Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:37Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:36Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:35Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:33Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:32Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:31Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:30Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:29Caption #-76
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:28Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:27Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:26Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:25Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:24Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:23Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:22Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:19Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:18Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:17Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:16Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:15Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:14Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:13Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:12Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:10Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:09Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:08Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:07Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:06Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:05Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:04Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:03Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:02Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:01Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:00Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:58Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:57Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:55Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:53Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:52Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:51Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:49Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:48Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:46Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:45Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:43Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:42Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:41Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:40Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:39Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:38Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:37Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:35Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:34Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:33Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:32Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:31Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:30Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:29Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:28Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:26Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:24Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:23Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:21Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:20Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:19Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:18Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:17Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:16Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:15Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:14Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:12Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:11Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:10Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:08Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:07Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:06Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:05Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:04Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:03Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:02Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:01Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:00Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:59Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:58Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:56Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:54Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:53Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:52Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:50Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:49Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:48Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:47Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:46Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:45Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:44Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:42Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:40Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:39Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:37Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:35Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:34Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:33Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:32Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:31Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:29Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:28Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:27Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:25Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:24Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:23Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:22Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:21Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:20Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:19Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:18Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:17Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:16Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:15Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:14Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:13Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:12Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:11Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:10Caption #3.2
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:09Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:08Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:07Caption #23

Board [Post Message]

I added something in the pull down, let me know if you understand or not.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Mort, thanks for using that first pic today. When you used the second pic a few days ago, I couldn't figure out the biomechanics of that guy's injury. Now I know.
<mypalmike> Actually, I think it's 2 different guys
<Mort> Yeh it is 2 different guys.
Btw let me know what you think of the new feature. I ain't sure if I will keep it yet.
<Lauren> Mort, if you are talking about the rating system you installed, I am conflicted. I like being able to see how many comments are on each alternative caption. You don't, however, get enough responses on each to make statistical analyses valid and in some cases it can be downright misleading. As you saw yesterday, one person can go through and skew the entire field for no apparent reason (or for purely evil purposes).
<Lauren> 
<Lauren> Oh, yeah, and I could tell it was two different guys, but if you look at how the man in the first pic is holding his left arm, you can totally see the set up for what happened in the second pic.
<Axolotl> The rating system worries me. I used to chose rank depending on the facial expression on the moneky instead of the score. The "middling" monkey looks surprised or worried, but I haven't used is a criticism.

And I'm worried that scored will bring clichés and tactical voting.

What about only using scores on Guest days?

<Mort> Yes they are both elbow dislocations, which is the only reason I am not currently a world class weightlifter.

I'm just testing ideas. I do not like rating systems, they tend to ruin things. I am thinking of keeping the ratings hidden, but ordering the list by the ratings.

<guyPaulo> Mort, maybe you should include a non-weighted rank. Some of us like to just post comments back and forth on alternative captions and I don't want to have that exchange affect a captions rating.
<David Byrden> What's the problem? Just write some software that chooses the best one.
<Mort> guyPaulo - yup I have needed that for a while...
David Byrden - Ok will do, I'll base it on the number of times the word "pussy" gets used.
<yoyology> I agree with Paulo. I often (pussy) comment on my own (pussy) alternatives as a way of clarifying or (pussy) adding additional infor(pussy)mation that would (pussy) detract from the captions themselves.

Oh, and pussy.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post