[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/26/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Are you one of those people who like to see people suffer and strain?

Do you only watch sports to see car crashes and limbs bent out of shape?

If so, don't miss your bus! It's going express to Hell.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 338 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:13Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:12Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:11Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:10Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:07Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:03Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:02Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:59Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:57Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:55Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:50Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:49Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:48Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:47Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:46Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:45Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:44Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:43Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:39Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:35Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:34Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:31Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:27Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:26Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:25Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:24Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:23Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:22Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:21Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:20Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:19Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:18Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:17Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:15Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:14Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:11Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:10Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:07Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:03Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:59Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:55Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:53Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:51Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:49Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:47Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:46Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:44Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:43Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:41Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:40Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:39Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:37Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:35Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:33Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:31Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:30Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:29Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:28Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:27Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:26Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:25Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:23Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:20Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:19Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:18Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:17Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:16Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:15Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:11Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:10Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:07Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:03Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:00Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:59Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:58Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:57Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:56Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:55Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:54Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:53Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:52Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:51Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:50Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:49Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:48Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:47Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:46Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:45Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:44Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:43Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:42Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:41Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:40Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:39Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:38Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:37Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:36Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:35Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:33Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:32Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:31Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:30Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:29Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:28Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:27Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:26Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:24Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:23Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:21Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:20Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:19Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:15Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:14Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:13Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:11Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:08Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:07Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:03Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:02Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:01Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:00Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:59Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:58Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:57Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:56Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:55Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:51Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:50Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:48Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:47Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:44Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:43Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:41Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:40Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:39Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:38Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:37Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:36Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:35Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:31Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:29Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:27Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:26Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:25Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:24Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:23Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:22Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:21Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:20Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:19Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:15Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:14Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:12Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:11Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:10Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:09Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:08Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:07Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:06Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:05Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:03Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:02Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:59Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:55Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:51Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:49Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:48Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:47Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:46Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:45Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:43Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:39Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:36Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:35Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:31Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:30Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:28Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:27Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:26Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:25Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:24Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:23Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:22Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:19Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:18Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:17Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:15Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:11Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:07Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:03Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:59Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:57Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:56Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:55Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:52Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:51Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:49Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:47Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:45Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:43Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:41Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:39Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:37Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:35Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:33Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:31Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:30Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:27Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:25Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:23Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:21Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:19Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:16Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:15Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:14Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:13Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:12Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:11Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:09Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:07Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:03Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:59Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:58Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:57Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:56Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:55Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:51Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:50Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:48Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:47Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:43Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:41Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:39Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:35Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:31Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:28Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:27Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:26Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:23Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:19Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:15Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:12Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:11Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:07Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:06Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:05Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:03Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:02Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:01Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:59Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:58Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:55Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:54Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:53Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:52Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:51Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:49Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:47Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:44Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:43Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:42Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:39Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:38Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:37Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:35Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:33Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:31Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:29Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:27Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:23Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:19Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:15Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:14Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:12Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:11Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:09Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:07Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:06Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:03Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:01Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:59Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:58Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:55Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:51Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:50Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:49Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:48Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:47Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:45Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:44Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:43Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:39Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:38Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:35Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:31Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:30Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:29Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:28Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:27Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:23Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:19Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:16Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:15Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:12Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:11Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:09Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:08Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:07Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:06Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:03Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:00Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:59Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:57Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:56Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:53Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:52Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:51Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:50Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:47Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:46Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:44Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:43Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:39Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:36Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:35Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:34Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:31Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:27Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:24Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:23Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:19Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:18Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:17Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:15Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:13Caption #186

Board [Post Message]

I added something in the pull down, let me know if you understand or not.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Mort, thanks for using that first pic today. When you used the second pic a few days ago, I couldn't figure out the biomechanics of that guy's injury. Now I know.
<mypalmike> Actually, I think it's 2 different guys
<Mort> Yeh it is 2 different guys.
Btw let me know what you think of the new feature. I ain't sure if I will keep it yet.
<Lauren> Mort, if you are talking about the rating system you installed, I am conflicted. I like being able to see how many comments are on each alternative caption. You don't, however, get enough responses on each to make statistical analyses valid and in some cases it can be downright misleading. As you saw yesterday, one person can go through and skew the entire field for no apparent reason (or for purely evil purposes).
<Lauren> 
<Lauren> Oh, yeah, and I could tell it was two different guys, but if you look at how the man in the first pic is holding his left arm, you can totally see the set up for what happened in the second pic.
<Axolotl> The rating system worries me. I used to chose rank depending on the facial expression on the moneky instead of the score. The "middling" monkey looks surprised or worried, but I haven't used is a criticism.

And I'm worried that scored will bring clichés and tactical voting.

What about only using scores on Guest days?

<Mort> Yes they are both elbow dislocations, which is the only reason I am not currently a world class weightlifter.

I'm just testing ideas. I do not like rating systems, they tend to ruin things. I am thinking of keeping the ratings hidden, but ordering the list by the ratings.

<guyPaulo> Mort, maybe you should include a non-weighted rank. Some of us like to just post comments back and forth on alternative captions and I don't want to have that exchange affect a captions rating.
<David Byrden> What's the problem? Just write some software that chooses the best one.
<Mort> guyPaulo - yup I have needed that for a while...
David Byrden - Ok will do, I'll base it on the number of times the word "pussy" gets used.
<yoyology> I agree with Paulo. I often (pussy) comment on my own (pussy) alternatives as a way of clarifying or (pussy) adding additional infor(pussy)mation that would (pussy) detract from the captions themselves.

Oh, and pussy.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post