[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/19/2005 by Fu Manchu
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

"Is that really the Virgin Mary? It looks like a big cu-"

"Of course it's the Virgin Mary, the hymen is intact."

...but not for long.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 108 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:29Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:28Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:27Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:26Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:25Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:24Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:23Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:22Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:21Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:20Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:19Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:18Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:17Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:16Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:15Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:14Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:13Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:12Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:11Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:10Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:09Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:06Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:05Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:04Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:03Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:02Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:01Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:00Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:59Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:58Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:57Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:56Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:55Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:54Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:53Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:52Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:50Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:48Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:47Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:46Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:44Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:43Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:42Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:41Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:40Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:39Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:37Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:34Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:33Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:32Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:31Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:30Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:29Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:28Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:27Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:26Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:25Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:24Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:23Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:22Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:21Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:20Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:19Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:18Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:17Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:16Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:15Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:14Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:13Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:12Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:11Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:10Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:09Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:08Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:07Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:06Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:05Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:04Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:03Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:02Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:01Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:00Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:59Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:58Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:57Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:56Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:55Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:54Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:53Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:52Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:51Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:50Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:49Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:48Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:47Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:46Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:45Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:44Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:43Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:42Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:41Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:40Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:39Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:38Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:37Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:36Caption #51

Board [Post Message]

Fu Manchu

won the day!

At the high price of an eternity in hell, I hope it was worth it.

There are 7 messages for this day.
<Bavid Dyrden> I truly believe this image on the concrete is a supernatural miracle.

But it's not the Virgin Mary. It's a little old lady who lives down the road from me. Definitely.

Why her? The Lord moves in mysterious ways. Some questions have no answers. You might as well ask those people at the shrine, how the heck do they know what Mary LOOKED like.

<Kumiho> Consider the source. Some will only accept a miricle if it occurs in humble surroundings. But if it makes them happy, why fight it?
<Bavid Dyrden> Why fight it? Because they're open to manipulation. Someone could declare himself High Priest of the Concrete and tell them "the Sacred Stain wants you to slaughter all landscape gardeners"
<Kumiho> and I fail how to see that would be a bad thing.
<Fu Manchu> Eternal damnation is but a small price to pay...
<VirginToast> By the way, I am the High Priest of Toasted Bread. The sacred burn mark commands you to pack your belongings and move to the coastal Scottish city of Oban.

Oh, yeah, and drown yourself in the water there.

<ssiegel> dang. just... dang.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post