[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/19/2005 by Fu Manchu
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

"Is that really the Virgin Mary? It looks like a big cu-"

"Of course it's the Virgin Mary, the hymen is intact."

...but not for long.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 92 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:22Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:21Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:14Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:13Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:12Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:11Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:10Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:09Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:08Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:06Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:05Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:01Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:58Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:56Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:52Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:51Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:50Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:49Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:48Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:46Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:45Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:44Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:42Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:40Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:39Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:38Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:37Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:36Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:35Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:34Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:33Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:32Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:31Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:30Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:29Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:28Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:27Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:26Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:25Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:24Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:23Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:22Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:21Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:20Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:19Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:18Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:17Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:16Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:15Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:14Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:13Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:12Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:11Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:10Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:09Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:08Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:07Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:06Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:05Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:04Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:03Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:02Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:01Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:00Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:59Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:58Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:57Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:56Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:55Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:54Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:53Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:52Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:51Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:50Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:49Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:48Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:47Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:46Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:45Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:44Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:43Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:42Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:41Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:40Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:39Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:38Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:37Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:36Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:35Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:34Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:33Caption #672

Board [Post Message]

Fu Manchu

won the day!

At the high price of an eternity in hell, I hope it was worth it.

There are 7 messages for this day.
<Bavid Dyrden> I truly believe this image on the concrete is a supernatural miracle.

But it's not the Virgin Mary. It's a little old lady who lives down the road from me. Definitely.

Why her? The Lord moves in mysterious ways. Some questions have no answers. You might as well ask those people at the shrine, how the heck do they know what Mary LOOKED like.

<Kumiho> Consider the source. Some will only accept a miricle if it occurs in humble surroundings. But if it makes them happy, why fight it?
<Bavid Dyrden> Why fight it? Because they're open to manipulation. Someone could declare himself High Priest of the Concrete and tell them "the Sacred Stain wants you to slaughter all landscape gardeners"
<Kumiho> and I fail how to see that would be a bad thing.
<Fu Manchu> Eternal damnation is but a small price to pay...
<VirginToast> By the way, I am the High Priest of Toasted Bread. The sacred burn mark commands you to pack your belongings and move to the coastal Scottish city of Oban.

Oh, yeah, and drown yourself in the water there.

<ssiegel> dang. just... dang.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post