Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/19/2005

by Fu Manchu

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

"Is that really the Virgin Mary? It looks like a big cu-"

"Of course it's the Virgin Mary, the hymen is intact."

...but not for long.

(Reuters)

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 121 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:47 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:46 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:45 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:44 Caption #-34

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:43 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:42 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:41 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:38 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:36 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:31 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:27 Caption #-30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:26 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:20 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:19 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:16 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:13 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:10 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:04 Caption #898

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:03 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:02 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:01 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:00 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:00 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:58 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:57 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:53 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:48 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:47 Caption #-52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:46 Caption #925

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:44 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:43 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:42 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:41 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:40 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:39 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:38 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:37 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:33 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:32 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:30 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:29 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:23 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:21 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:20 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:19 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:15 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:12 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:11 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:10 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:08 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:07 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:06 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:05 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:04 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:03 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:02 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:59 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:58 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:57 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:56 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:55 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:54 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:53 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:49 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:46 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:45 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:44 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:43 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:42 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:41 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:40 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:39 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:34 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:32 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:30 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:28 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:19 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:15 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:05 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:04 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:53 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:52 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:51 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:50 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:49 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:48 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:47 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:46 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:45 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:39 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:38 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:34 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:30 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:23 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:20 Caption #908

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:19 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:14 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:13 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:12 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:11 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:10 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:09 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:08 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:06 Caption #963

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:05 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:03 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:02 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:01 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:00 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:59 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:58 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:51 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:45 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:43 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:40 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:35 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:31 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:30 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:29 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:28 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:27 Caption #255

Board

[Post Message]

Fu Manchu

won the day!

At the high price of an eternity in hell, I hope it was worth it.

There are 7 messages for this day.

<Bavid Dyrden> I truly believe this image on the concrete is a supernatural miracle.

But it's not the Virgin Mary. It's a little old lady who lives down the road from me. Definitely.

Why her? The Lord moves in mysterious ways. Some questions have no answers. You might as well ask those people at the shrine, how the heck do they know what Mary LOOKED like.

<Kumiho> Consider the source. Some will only accept a miricle if it occurs in humble surroundings. But if it makes them happy, why fight it?

<Bavid Dyrden> Why fight it? Because they're open to manipulation. Someone could declare himself High Priest of the Concrete and tell them "the Sacred Stain wants you to slaughter all landscape gardeners"

<Kumiho> and I fail how to see that would be a bad thing.

<Fu Manchu> Eternal damnation is but a small price to pay...

<VirginToast> By the way, I am the High Priest of Toasted Bread. The sacred burn mark commands you to pack your belongings and move to the coastal Scottish city of Oban.

Oh, yeah, and drown yourself in the water there.

<ssiegel> dang. just... dang.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post