Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/19/2005

by Fu Manchu

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"Is that really the Virgin Mary? It looks like a big cu-"

"Of course it's the Virgin Mary, the hymen is intact."

...but not for long.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Fu Manchu

won the day!

At the high price of an eternity in hell, I hope it was worth it.

There are 7 messages for this day.

<Bavid Dyrden> I truly believe this image on the concrete is a supernatural miracle.

But it's not the Virgin Mary. It's a little old lady who lives down the road from me. Definitely.

Why her? The Lord moves in mysterious ways. Some questions have no answers. You might as well ask those people at the shrine, how the heck do they know what Mary LOOKED like.

<Kumiho> Consider the source. Some will only accept a miricle if it occurs in humble surroundings. But if it makes them happy, why fight it?

<Bavid Dyrden> Why fight it? Because they're open to manipulation. Someone could declare himself High Priest of the Concrete and tell them "the Sacred Stain wants you to slaughter all landscape gardeners"

<Kumiho> and I fail how to see that would be a bad thing.

<Fu Manchu> Eternal damnation is but a small price to pay...

<VirginToast> By the way, I am the High Priest of Toasted Bread. The sacred burn mark commands you to pack your belongings and move to the coastal Scottish city of Oban.

Oh, yeah, and drown yourself in the water there.

<ssiegel> dang. just... dang.

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