[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/10/2005 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

This is the huge boulder that crushed the living snot out of my body, to the death!

Turns out that God had knocked down the damn warning sign,

and all on account of those damn mastubating kittens.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 102 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:02Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:01Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:00Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:58Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:56Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:55Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:54Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:53Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:52Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:51Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:50Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:49Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:48Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:47Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:46Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:45Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:44Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:43Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:42Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:41Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:40Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:39Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:38Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:37Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:36Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:35Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:34Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:33Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:32Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:31Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:30Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:29Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:28Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:27Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:26Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:25Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:24Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:23Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:22Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:21Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:18Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:17Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:16Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:15Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:13Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:12Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:11Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:10Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:09Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:07Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:06Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:05Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:04Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:02Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:01Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:59Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:58Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:57Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:56Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:55Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:54Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:53Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:51Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:50Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:48Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:47Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:46Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:45Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:43Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:42Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:39Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:38Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:37Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:36Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:35Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:34Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:33Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:32Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:30Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:29Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:28Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:27Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:26Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:23Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:22Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:21Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:20Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:18Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:17Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:16Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:15Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:14Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:13Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:12Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:11Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:10Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:07Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:06Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:05Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:04Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:02Caption #453

Board [Post Message]



That very ROCK is on the very ROAD I take home every day from work. I could have been squished!
There are 7 messages for this day.
<3Suns> Oh no! Squishy Mort is no good!
<Mort> A squishy Mort is perfect for slipping under doors.
<shininglion> Squishy Mort is fine. Squished Mort is not so much.
<Kumiho> Is Squished Mort served with a side of ketchup? Is Squishy Mort deep fried to make crispier?
<Carol> Perfect for the Squishy Maker.
...www.simpsoncrazy.com...
<Mort> "Just add Ice and your favorite cod, Sugary beveragefor a cool, Satisfying treat"

There is nothing better than a cod flavoured squishy.

<Kumiho> dear gods that's frightening


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post