Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/10/2005

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

This is the huge boulder that crushed the living snot out of my body, to the death!

Turns out that God had knocked down the damn warning sign,

and all on account of those damn mastubating kittens.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 76 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:08:18 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:08:17 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:08:16 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:08:15 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:08:09 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:08:08 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:08:07 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:08:06 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:08:05 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:08:04 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:08:02 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:08:01 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:57 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:56 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:55 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:54 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:50 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:49 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:48 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:46 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:43 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:40 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:34 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:32 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:30 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:29 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:27 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:26 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:25 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:24 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:23 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:22 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:18 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:17 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:14 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:13 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:07 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:03 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:58 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:57 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:56 Caption #924

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:55 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:53 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:47 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:45 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:44 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:41 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:40 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:38 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:35 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:34 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:31 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:30 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:25 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:22 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:20 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:19 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:18 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:16 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:15 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:12 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:11 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:09 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:08 Caption #907

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:07 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:06 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:04 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:03 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:02 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:01 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:00 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:58 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:56 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:55 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:54 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:05:52 Caption #49

Board

[Post Message]

That very ROCK is on the very ROAD I take home every day from work. I could have been squished!

There are 7 messages for this day.

<3Suns> Oh no! Squishy Mort is no good!

<Mort> A squishy Mort is perfect for slipping under doors.

<shininglion> Squishy Mort is fine. Squished Mort is not so much.

<Kumiho> Is Squished Mort served with a side of ketchup? Is Squishy Mort deep fried to make crispier?

<Carol> Perfect for the Squishy Maker.
...www.simpsoncrazy.com...

<Mort> "Just add Ice and your favorite cod, Sugary beveragefor a cool, Satisfying treat"

There is nothing better than a cod flavoured squishy.

<Kumiho> dear gods that's frightening

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post