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Most Emailed Photos - 09/01/2004 by Mort
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First the Daddy...

Which goes inside the Mommy and travels past her "Florida Keys" before stopping for nine months to grow inside her "Gulf of Mexico".

And that's how you were born!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 5 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Mort's getting too good at this.
Some would say ... [i]too[/i] good.
<Kumiho> Ye gods, I'll be glad when November is over with.
<superwoman biatch> Okay I just realized that the guy is shooting f*cking milk out his eyeball...What the F*CK is wrong with him??
<mypalmike> Very very funny.
<meca> nice


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