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Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
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Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
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