[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 341 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:12Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:11Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:08Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:07Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:05Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:04Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:02Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:01Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:00Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:59Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:58Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:57Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:56Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:55Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:54Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:51Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:49Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:48Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:46Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:45Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:44Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:40Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:37Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:36Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:32Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:27Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:23Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:23Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:21Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:20Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:16Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:15Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:12Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:11Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:09Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:08Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:03Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:00Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:57Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:56Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:55Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:53Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:52Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:48Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:46Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:45Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:43Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:42Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:41Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:40Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:39Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:36Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:34Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:32Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:28Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:24Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:21Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:20Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:19Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:18Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:16Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:14Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:13Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:12Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:08Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:06Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:04Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:00Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:56Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:52Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:48Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:44Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:40Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:38Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:37Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:36Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:35Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:32Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:31Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:30Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:28Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:27Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:26Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:25Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:24Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:23Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:20Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:16Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:11Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:08Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:07Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:04Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:00Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:55Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:52Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:51Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:50Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:49Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:48Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:44Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:41Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:40Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:39Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:36Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:32Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:31Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:30Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:28Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:27Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:24Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:23Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:22Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:20Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:17Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:14Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:13Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:12Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:11Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:09Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:08Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:07Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:06Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:04Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:03Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:00Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:56Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:52Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:48Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:47Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:46Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:45Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:44Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:39Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:36Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:34Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:33Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:32Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:28Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:26Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:24Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:20Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:16Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:15Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:14Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:12Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:10Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:09Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:08Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:04Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:01Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:00Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:56Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:55Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:54Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:53Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:52Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:50Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:48Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:46Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:45Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:44Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:43Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:40Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:38Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:36Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:33Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:32Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:29Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:27Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:25Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:24Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:22Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:21Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:20Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:19Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:18Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:17Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:16Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:15Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:12Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:07Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:06Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:05Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:04Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:03Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:02Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:01Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:00Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:59Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:58Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:57Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:56Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:54Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:52Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:51Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:50Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:49Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:48Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:45Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:44Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:43Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:42Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:40Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:39Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:37Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:36Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:35Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:34Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:32Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:28Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:27Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:26Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:25Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:24Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:23Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:21Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:17Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:16Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:14Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:13Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:12Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:11Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:10Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:09Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:08Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:07Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:04Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:02Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:00Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:59Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:58Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:56Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:55Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:54Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:53Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:52Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:50Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:48Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:45Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:44Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:43Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:40Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:36Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:34Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:33Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:32Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:31Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:29Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:28Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:27Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:26Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:24Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:23Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:22Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:20Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:19Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:18Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:17Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:16Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:15Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:12Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:11Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:08Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:06Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:04Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:03Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:02Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:00Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:58Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:57Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:56Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:55Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:54Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:52Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:51Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:50Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:49Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:48Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:47Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:44Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:42Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:40Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:38Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:37Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:36Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:35Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:34Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:33Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:32Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:28Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:27Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:26Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:25Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:24Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:23Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:22Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:21Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:18Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:15Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:14Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:13Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:12Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:11Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:08Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:07Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:05Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:04Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:03Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:59Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:58Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:56Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:55Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:54Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:53Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:52Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:51Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:49Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:48Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:47Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:46Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:45Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:44Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:41Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:40Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:37Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:36Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:33Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:32Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:28Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:27Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:26Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:25Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:24Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:22Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:21Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:20Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:17Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:16Caption #408

Board [Post Message]


There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post