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Most Emailed Photos - 05/03/2004 by Mort
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"Cheney! Cheney! Help me! I can't see!"

"God gone and struck me blind for ma evil ways!"

"It's ok Mr. President you can open your eyes now." Said the representive of the powerful car lobby. "Here is your brib... I mean your new car"



"Oh I done gone forgot I had them eyes closed!"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Check out our very own JulieK's (She's so totally webcomics) guest comic for Scary-go-round.

There are 6 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> JulieK's awesome. I gotta get my stuff up on the web as well.
<Kumiho> gee... quiet day, huh?
<3Suns> NO, IN FACT IT'S NATIONAL SHOUT AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS DAY!
<ElvisThePelvis> WHAT!?!?! I CAN"T HEAR YOU WITH EVERYONE SCREAMING!!!! WHAT!!! YOU WANT TO DUCK MY BLOCK?!?! HUH??!?!? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?????
<ElvisThePelvis> It's like a ghost town here today. Was there a MEP meetup and we were not invited?
<guyPaulo> I had another all-day meeting.


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