[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/22/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Havana: a dangerous nest of ugly intrigue and smokey deception.

Even native born agents, posing as vacuum salesmen or butchers, were no match for Castro's secret police.

But no agent could fit in easier than super spy Aiken, Clay Aiken!
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 243 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:09Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:08Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:51Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:44Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:40Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:36Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:33Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:29Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:19Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:15Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:13Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:12Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:11Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:10Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:09Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:08Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:07Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:06Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:05Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:04Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:03Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:02Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:59Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:52Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:48Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:45Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:43Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:42Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:41Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:40Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:38Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:33Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:32Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:28Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:24Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:22Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:21Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:20Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:18Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:17Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:15Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:12Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:11Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:03Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:51Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:49Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:40Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:36Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:33Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:32Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:28Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:27Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:26Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:25Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:24Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:20Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:16Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:08Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:07Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:06Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:02Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:46Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:40Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:31Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:30Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:29Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:27Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:23Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:19Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:15Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:10Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:07Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:04Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:02Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:57Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:56Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:53Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:52Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:50Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:49Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:48Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:42Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:41Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:40Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:35Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:32Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:27Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:26Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:23Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:22Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:20Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:18Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:17Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:13Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:12Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:11Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:10Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:08Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:06Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:03Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:02Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:00Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:56Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:51Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:49Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:48Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:47Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:46Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:44Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:43Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:42Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:41Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:38Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:37Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:36Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:35Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:34Caption #-70
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:32Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:31Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:29Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:26Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:25Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:24Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:23Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:20Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:19Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:18Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:17Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:16Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:15Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:14Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:13Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:12Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:08Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:07Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:06Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:05Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:04Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:00Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:59Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:57Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:54Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:52Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:51Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:50Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:49Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:47Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:46Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:42Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:41Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:40Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:38Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:35Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:28Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:27Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:25Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:24Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:16Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:15Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:12Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:11Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:10Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:09Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:07Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:03Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:55Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:54Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:53Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:52Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:47Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:46Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:43Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:39Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:38Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:37Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:36Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:35Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:33Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:31Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:27Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:24Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:22Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:21Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:20Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:19Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:16Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:15Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:14Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:08Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:00Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:57Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:56Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:55Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:54Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:53Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:52Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:51Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:47Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:43Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:39Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:35Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:34Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:33Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:31Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:29Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:27Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:26Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:23Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:22Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:19Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:16Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:14Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:13Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:12Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:11Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:07Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:03Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:59Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:58Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:57Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:55Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:54Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:51Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:47Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:39Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:35Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:34Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:32Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:31Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:27Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:23Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:20Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:19Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:16Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:15Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:14Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:13Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:12Caption #450

Board [Post Message]

I'm pretty discouraged that they are already trying to replace Pierce Brosnan as James Bond. They say it's due to his age, but he looks younger than both Sean Connery and Roger Moore when they played the role. Roger Moore looked and moved like he was seventy during "A View to a Kill".

You got to love Goldfinger, but everyone has their own favourite James Bond film.


There are 16 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> What if I don't have a favourite James Bond film?

What then?

Huh?

<guyPaulo> Yahoo has a great news story today about 2 guys who climbed up a tree in Central Park to have sex.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Roger Mexico> Nah, I think we need a really new and different James Bond. How about . . .
Mickey Rourke?
David Bowie?
Ralph Nader?
Dustin Hoffman?
Steve Martin? (I know, he's going to be Inspector Clouseau, but he could do both!)
Danny DeVito?
Why there must be many alternatives!
<ajiav> strangely enough, mine is the one with Lazenby, On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

I suppose Casino Royale doesn't count...

<Jellyloo> I always thought that Martin Short would make a FABULOUS James Bond.
<Mort> I do like On Her Majesty's Secret Service, except it is the reason I did not have a powerbook in 1999.

Martin Short would be simply to die for. As long as you do not suggest Hugh Grant.

<Jellyloo> Too...floppy.
<guyPaulo> Steve Buscemi would be nice, and what about Carrot Top?
<David Byrden> If David Bowie were Bond... he'd release an album called Fatty Greedfinger and the Golden Go Go Girls... but Goldfinger himself would remain an obscure crook.
<Kumiho> I'm back. Yosemite is real pretty thi time of year, but bring your own food, otherwise its expensive!
<Kumiho> ...What about Changing James into a girl? Angelina Jolie would make an awesome Lady Bond.
<3Suns> If Bond is going to be a girl, who are gonna be her Bond guys?
<3Suns> And would she drink Margaritas instead of Martinis?
<Kumiho> Sure! Or Blody Marys
<ifrit525> whats all the carrot top in 2+2=4.dead bulls**t
<older sister> sam, sam, sam, sam... you're way too easy to find online. lucky you, you dont say anything too interesting to anyone. so here's the deal, kiddo... don't diss on carrot top k? and dont be swearing in public forums. and try speaking/ typing a little more coherently.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post