[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/22/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Havana: a dangerous nest of ugly intrigue and smokey deception.

Even native born agents, posing as vacuum salesmen or butchers, were no match for Castro's secret police.

But no agent could fit in easier than super spy Aiken, Clay Aiken!
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 181 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:58Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:58Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:54Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:53Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:52Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:49Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:36Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:33Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:29Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:27Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:22Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:19Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:17Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:09Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:05Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker12:16:03Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:59Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:48Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:44Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:42Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:38Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:35Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:34Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:31Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:28Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:24Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:23Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:22Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:21Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:20Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:15Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:13Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:11Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:10Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker12:15:06Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:58Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:56Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:52Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:45Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:39Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:33Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:32Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:30Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:29Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:26Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:20Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:15Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:08Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker12:14:02Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:54Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:53Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:52Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:42Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:35Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:33Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:24Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:23Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:22Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:14Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:13Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:04Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:02Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:01Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:56Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:54Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:52Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:50Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:49Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:48Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:46Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:38Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:31Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:30Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:27Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:25Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:17Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:11Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:05Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:03Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:01Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:58Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:57Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:55Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:48Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:41Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:40Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:37Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:27Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:26Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:22Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:15Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:12Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:10Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:09Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:06Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:05Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:00Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:59Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:58Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:47Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:43Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:40Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:37Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:30Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:29Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:28Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:26Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:24Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:16Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:13Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:12Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:10Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:08Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:06Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:58Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:56Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:55Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:53Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:44Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:33Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:32Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:30Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:26Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:25Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:20Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:12Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:11Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:03Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:01Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:00Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:59Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:58Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:55Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:54Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:50Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:46Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:38Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:37Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:36Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:35Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:34Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:29Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:26Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:24Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:21Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:14Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:10Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:06Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:05Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:04Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:02Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:59Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:57Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:56Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:55Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:54Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:53Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:51Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:50Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:49Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:48Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:43Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:40Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:37Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:26Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:24Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:23Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:17Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:16Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:15Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:07Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:01Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:00Caption #475

Board [Post Message]

I'm pretty discouraged that they are already trying to replace Pierce Brosnan as James Bond. They say it's due to his age, but he looks younger than both Sean Connery and Roger Moore when they played the role. Roger Moore looked and moved like he was seventy during "A View to a Kill".

You got to love Goldfinger, but everyone has their own favourite James Bond film.


There are 16 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> What if I don't have a favourite James Bond film?

What then?

Huh?

<guyPaulo> Yahoo has a great news story today about 2 guys who climbed up a tree in Central Park to have sex.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Roger Mexico> Nah, I think we need a really new and different James Bond. How about . . .
Mickey Rourke?
David Bowie?
Ralph Nader?
Dustin Hoffman?
Steve Martin? (I know, he's going to be Inspector Clouseau, but he could do both!)
Danny DeVito?
Why there must be many alternatives!
<ajiav> strangely enough, mine is the one with Lazenby, On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

I suppose Casino Royale doesn't count...

<Jellyloo> I always thought that Martin Short would make a FABULOUS James Bond.
<Mort> I do like On Her Majesty's Secret Service, except it is the reason I did not have a powerbook in 1999.

Martin Short would be simply to die for. As long as you do not suggest Hugh Grant.

<Jellyloo> Too...floppy.
<guyPaulo> Steve Buscemi would be nice, and what about Carrot Top?
<David Byrden> If David Bowie were Bond... he'd release an album called Fatty Greedfinger and the Golden Go Go Girls... but Goldfinger himself would remain an obscure crook.
<Kumiho> I'm back. Yosemite is real pretty thi time of year, but bring your own food, otherwise its expensive!
<Kumiho> ...What about Changing James into a girl? Angelina Jolie would make an awesome Lady Bond.
<3Suns> If Bond is going to be a girl, who are gonna be her Bond guys?
<3Suns> And would she drink Margaritas instead of Martinis?
<Kumiho> Sure! Or Blody Marys
<ifrit525> whats all the carrot top in 2+2=4.dead bulls**t
<older sister> sam, sam, sam, sam... you're way too easy to find online. lucky you, you dont say anything too interesting to anyone. so here's the deal, kiddo... don't diss on carrot top k? and dont be swearing in public forums. and try speaking/ typing a little more coherently.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post