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Most Emailed Photos - 04/22/2004 by Mort
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Havana: a dangerous nest of ugly intrigue and smokey deception.

Even native born agents, posing as vacuum salesmen or butchers, were no match for Castro's secret police.

But no agent could fit in easier than super spy Aiken, Clay Aiken!
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I'm pretty discouraged that they are already trying to replace Pierce Brosnan as James Bond. They say it's due to his age, but he looks younger than both Sean Connery and Roger Moore when they played the role. Roger Moore looked and moved like he was seventy during "A View to a Kill".

You got to love Goldfinger, but everyone has their own favourite James Bond film.


There are 16 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> What if I don't have a favourite James Bond film?

What then?

Huh?

<guyPaulo> Yahoo has a great news story today about 2 guys who climbed up a tree in Central Park to have sex.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Roger Mexico> Nah, I think we need a really new and different James Bond. How about . . .
Mickey Rourke?
David Bowie?
Ralph Nader?
Dustin Hoffman?
Steve Martin? (I know, he's going to be Inspector Clouseau, but he could do both!)
Danny DeVito?
Why there must be many alternatives!
<ajiav> strangely enough, mine is the one with Lazenby, On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

I suppose Casino Royale doesn't count...

<Jellyloo> I always thought that Martin Short would make a FABULOUS James Bond.
<Mort> I do like On Her Majesty's Secret Service, except it is the reason I did not have a powerbook in 1999.

Martin Short would be simply to die for. As long as you do not suggest Hugh Grant.

<Jellyloo> Too...floppy.
<guyPaulo> Steve Buscemi would be nice, and what about Carrot Top?
<David Byrden> If David Bowie were Bond... he'd release an album called Fatty Greedfinger and the Golden Go Go Girls... but Goldfinger himself would remain an obscure crook.
<Kumiho> I'm back. Yosemite is real pretty thi time of year, but bring your own food, otherwise its expensive!
<Kumiho> ...What about Changing James into a girl? Angelina Jolie would make an awesome Lady Bond.
<3Suns> If Bond is going to be a girl, who are gonna be her Bond guys?
<3Suns> And would she drink Margaritas instead of Martinis?
<Kumiho> Sure! Or Blody Marys
<ifrit525> whats all the carrot top in 2+2=4.dead bulls**t
<older sister> sam, sam, sam, sam... you're way too easy to find online. lucky you, you dont say anything too interesting to anyone. so here's the deal, kiddo... don't diss on carrot top k? and dont be swearing in public forums. and try speaking/ typing a little more coherently.


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