Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - META DAY - 04/21/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Doctor Roger Mexico was not his real name, it was just what his clients came to call him. His unethical and frankly mad cosmetic surgery experiments in the eighties had led to his license being revoked and the setting up of his chop shop in Tijuana.

Carol, short on funds, desperately called upon Doctor Mexico to increase the size of her "twins".

She understood true horror when she woke up to find out her twins were now 3Suns and Obtuse.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 361 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:59 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:58 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:57 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:56 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:55 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:54 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:52 Caption #948

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:51 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:50 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:49 Caption #957

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:48 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:47 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:46 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:45 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:44 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:43 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:42 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:41 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:40 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:39 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:38 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:37 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:36 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:35 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:34 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:33 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:32 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:31 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:30 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:28 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:27 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:26 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:25 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:24 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:23 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:22 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:21 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:20 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:19 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:17 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:16 Caption #928

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:15 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:14 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:13 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:12 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:11 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:10 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:09 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:08 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:07 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:06 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:05 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:04 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:03 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:02 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:11:01 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:59 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:57 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:56 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:55 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:54 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:53 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:52 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:51 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:50 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:49 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:48 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:47 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:46 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:45 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:41 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:38 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:37 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:36 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:35 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:34 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:33 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:32 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:31 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:30 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:29 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:26 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:25 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:24 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:24 Caption #964

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:22 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:21 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:20 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:19 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:18 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:17 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:15 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:14 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:13 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:12 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:11 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:10 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:09 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:08 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:07 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:06 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:05 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:04 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:03 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:02 Caption #972

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:01 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:10:00 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:58 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:57 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:56 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:55 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:54 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:53 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:52 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:51 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:50 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:49 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:48 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:47 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:46 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:45 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:44 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:43 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:42 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:41 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:40 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:39 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:38 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:37 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:36 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:35 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:33 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:29 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:28 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:25 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:24 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:18 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:17 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:09 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:07 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:06 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:05 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:04 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:03 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:02 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:01 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:09:00 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:59 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:58 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:57 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:56 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:51 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:50 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:48 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:47 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:46 Caption #959

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:45 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:44 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:43 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:42 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:41 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:40 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:39 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:38 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:37 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:36 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:35 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:34 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:33 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:32 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:31 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:30 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:29 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:28 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:27 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:26 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:25 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:20 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:19 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:18 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:17 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:16 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:15 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:14 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:13 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:12 Caption #971

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:11 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:10 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:09 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:08 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:07 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:06 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:05 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:04 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:03 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:02 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:01 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:08:00 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:59 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:58 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:53 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:52 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:51 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:50 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:49 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:48 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:47 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:46 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:45 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:44 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:41 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:35 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:33 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:29 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:28 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:27 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:26 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:25 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:24 Caption #-77

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:23 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:22 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:21 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:20 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:18 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:17 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:15 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:14 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:11 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:10 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:09 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:06 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:04 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:03 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:02 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:58 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:56 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:55 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:54 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:50 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:49 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:48 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:46 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:45 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:44 Caption #-24

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:42 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:39 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:35 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:34 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:33 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:32 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:31 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:27 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:24 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:23 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:22 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:15 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:11 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:10 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:09 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:08 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:07 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:04 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:03 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:00 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:57 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:55 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:54 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:53 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:52 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:48 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:47 Caption #947

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:46 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:42 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:41 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:38 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:37 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:36 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:35 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:31 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:26 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:26 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:25 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:24 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:22 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:21 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:18 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:16 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:14 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:12 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:09 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:05 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:01 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:57 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:54 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:50 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:47 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:45 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:41 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:40 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:38 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:35 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:34 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:30 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:29 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:28 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:26 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:24 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:20 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:19 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:12 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:07 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:05 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:04 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:03 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:00 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:57 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:56 Caption #-86

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:54 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:50 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:49 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:48 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:43 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:42 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:41 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:39 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:37 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:34 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:33 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:32 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:31 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:30 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:28 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:23 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:18 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:15 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:14 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:09 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:05 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:04 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:03 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:02 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:51 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:50 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:49 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:48 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:46 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:43 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:37 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:34 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:27 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:23 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:19 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:17 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:16 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:15 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:13 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:10 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:09 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:08 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:06 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:03 Caption #722

Board

[Post Message]

Meta day: you make fun of the things that make newbies scratch their heads in puzzlement.

There are 14 messages for this day.

<mypalmike> I couldn't do meta today for some reason.

<Axolotl> Yay! It's the snub nosed langurs!

<Lauren> Mort, I just love your caption today.

<guyPaulo> Those are some ugly monkies.

<Carol> They are like nightmare skull babies. And ha ha, Mort; but nobody carves on me unless they are, like, trying to save my life.

<obtuse> BUT WHAT IF BREAST ENLARGEMENT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!!!?

<guyPaulo> Hey, I got an idea for next Thursday. Each monkie gets to pick his own theme (Crass, sexist, meta, Pun, etc), and the other monkies get to try and guess what theme is being used. You could restrict it to previously used themes or just allow any wild theme idea to flow.

<ajiav> mort, what is the current formula for choosing pictures; you mentioned a few weeks back that you were fine-tuning this method or something?

<ajiav> Is there any particular way of choosing pictures that inspires better captioning?

<Mort> Currently I try and pick the top three photos that I haven't used before.

It's almost impossible to predict how inspiring a set of images will be, you would almost have to work out every possible caption in advance.

All I know is that interesting people and animals are good because you can give them voices. Also images with lots of details in.

<Jellyloo> I have found this to be true with my puppets as well.

<Mort> Your "puppets" are 3Suns and Obtuse?

<Jellyloo> Oh how they squirm when I try to employ them as real puppets. They must learn not to resist.

<Mort> Ok, I need to go take a cold shower now.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post