Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - META DAY - 04/21/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Doctor Roger Mexico was not his real name, it was just what his clients came to call him. His unethical and frankly mad cosmetic surgery experiments in the eighties had led to his license being revoked and the setting up of his chop shop in Tijuana.

Carol, short on funds, desperately called upon Doctor Mexico to increase the size of her "twins".

She understood true horror when she woke up to find out her twins were now 3Suns and Obtuse.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 274 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:13 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:06 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:05 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:58 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:57 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:56 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:55 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:54 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:52 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:50 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:47 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:40 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:36 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:35 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:34 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:32 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:31 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:30 Caption #954

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:29 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:26 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:25 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:23 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:20 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:16 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:15 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:10 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:09 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:08 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:07 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:06 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:04 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:02 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:01 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:00 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:59 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:56 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:55 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:54 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:53 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:50 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:49 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:47 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:45 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:44 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:41 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:40 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:39 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:36 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:35 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:34 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:30 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:29 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:24 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:23 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:21 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:20 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:19 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:18 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:15 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:12 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:11 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:10 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:09 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:08 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:05 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:04 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:02 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:01 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:00 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:59 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:58 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:57 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:56 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:55 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:51 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:49 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:48 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:47 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:46 Caption #940

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:45 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:43 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:42 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:41 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:40 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:39 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:37 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:36 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:34 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:32 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:29 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:25 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:21 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:20 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:19 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:18 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:17 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:16 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:15 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:14 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:13 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:10 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:08 Caption #-46

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:05 Caption #896

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:04 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:02 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:01 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:00 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:59 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:54 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:52 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:45 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:43 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:42 Caption #-48

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:40 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:39 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:37 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:36 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:34 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:33 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:29 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:28 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:27 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:26 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:24 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:20 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:14 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:13 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:10 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:08 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:06 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:05 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:03 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:01 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:00 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:59 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:55 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:53 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:51 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:50 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:48 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:46 Caption #-52

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:45 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:44 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:43 Caption #965

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:41 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:38 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:37 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:36 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:34 Caption #925

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:32 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:31 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:30 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:29 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:28 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:25 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:24 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:23 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:22 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:21 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:20 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:18 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:16 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:13 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:11 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:10 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:07 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:06 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:03 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:02 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:01 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:00 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:59 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:58 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:57 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:56 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:54 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:53 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:51 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:50 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:49 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:48 Caption #-85

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:47 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:45 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:43 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:42 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:41 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:40 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:37 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:33 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:32 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:30 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:29 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:28 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:27 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:26 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:25 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:18 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:16 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:15 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:12 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:08 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:07 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:02 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:01 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:58 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:57 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:56 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:52 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:51 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:50 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:49 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:48 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:47 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:46 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:40 Caption #940

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:38 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:36 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:31 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:23 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:22 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:20 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:17 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:16 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:12 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:08 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:07 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:04 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:58 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:56 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:52 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:51 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:50 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:40 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:31 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:29 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:27 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:21 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:20 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:14 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:13 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:12 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:08 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:07 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:05 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:04 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:03 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:50 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:47 Caption #997

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:46 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:40 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:37 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:36 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:20 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:15 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:10 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:09 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:08 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:07 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:05 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:59 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:57 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:55 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:46 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:43 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:42 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:39 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:38 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:34 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:32 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:31 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:17 Caption #955

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:16 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:14 Caption #252

Board

[Post Message]

Meta day: you make fun of the things that make newbies scratch their heads in puzzlement.

There are 14 messages for this day.

<mypalmike> I couldn't do meta today for some reason.

<Axolotl> Yay! It's the snub nosed langurs!

<Lauren> Mort, I just love your caption today.

<guyPaulo> Those are some ugly monkies.

<Carol> They are like nightmare skull babies. And ha ha, Mort; but nobody carves on me unless they are, like, trying to save my life.

<obtuse> BUT WHAT IF BREAST ENLARGEMENT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!!!?

<guyPaulo> Hey, I got an idea for next Thursday. Each monkie gets to pick his own theme (Crass, sexist, meta, Pun, etc), and the other monkies get to try and guess what theme is being used. You could restrict it to previously used themes or just allow any wild theme idea to flow.

<ajiav> mort, what is the current formula for choosing pictures; you mentioned a few weeks back that you were fine-tuning this method or something?

<ajiav> Is there any particular way of choosing pictures that inspires better captioning?

<Mort> Currently I try and pick the top three photos that I haven't used before.

It's almost impossible to predict how inspiring a set of images will be, you would almost have to work out every possible caption in advance.

All I know is that interesting people and animals are good because you can give them voices. Also images with lots of details in.

<Jellyloo> I have found this to be true with my puppets as well.

<Mort> Your "puppets" are 3Suns and Obtuse?

<Jellyloo> Oh how they squirm when I try to employ them as real puppets. They must learn not to resist.

<Mort> Ok, I need to go take a cold shower now.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post