Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - META DAY - 04/21/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Doctor Roger Mexico was not his real name, it was just what his clients came to call him. His unethical and frankly mad cosmetic surgery experiments in the eighties had led to his license being revoked and the setting up of his chop shop in Tijuana.

Carol, short on funds, desperately called upon Doctor Mexico to increase the size of her "twins".

She understood true horror when she woke up to find out her twins were now 3Suns and Obtuse.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 248 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:12 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:11 Caption #-36

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:10 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:09 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:08 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:07 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:06 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:05 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:04 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:31:00 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:56 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:55 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:53 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:52 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:51 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:50 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:49 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:45 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:44 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:41 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:36 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:35 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:34 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:33 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:28 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:25 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:24 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:23 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:22 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:21 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:20 Caption #970

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:19 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:16 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:13 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:10 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:08 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:07 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:04 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:03 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:02 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:01 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:30:00 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:57 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:56 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:55 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:54 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:52 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:39 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:38 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:37 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:36 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:35 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:33 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:31 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:30 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:29 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:28 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:27 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:25 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:21 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:17 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:15 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:14 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:11 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:07 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:04 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:03 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:02 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:29:01 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:59 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:57 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:54 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:53 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:52 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:48 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:47 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:46 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:45 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:43 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:41 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:40 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:37 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:32 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:28 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:27 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:26 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:25 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:23 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:16 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:15 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:14 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:13 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:12 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:07 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:01 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:28:00 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:59 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:49 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:47 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:46 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:45 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:43 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:40 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:39 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:36 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:35 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:31 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:29 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:28 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:26 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:24 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:19 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:17 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:13 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:04 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:03 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:27:02 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:56 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:55 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:52 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:51 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:48 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:46 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:44 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:43 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:42 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:36 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:34 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:28 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:23 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:22 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:17 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:06 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:04 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:03 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:26:02 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:59 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:58 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:57 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:56 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:52 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:42 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:37 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:36 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:35 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:33 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:23 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:19 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:18 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:17 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:16 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:12 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:11 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:09 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:01 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:25:00 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:56 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:55 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:51 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:49 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:48 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:46 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:43 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:42 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:41 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:40 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:39 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:34 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:29 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:25 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:24 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:23 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:19 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:16 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:13 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:12 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:11 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:10 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:07 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:06 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:24:01 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:59 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:58 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:57 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:55 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:53 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:51 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:46 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:45 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:43 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:41 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:40 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:39 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:35 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:31 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:30 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:27 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:26 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:24 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:23 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:21 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:20 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:18 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:17 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:16 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:13 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:10 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:07 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:06 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:05 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:03 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:01 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:00 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:58 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:56 Caption #-76

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:54 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:53 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:50 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:46 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:45 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:42 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:41 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:39 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:33 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:32 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:29 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:25 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:16 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:15 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:05 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:03 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:01 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:54 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:48 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:44 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:44 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:40 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:39 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:33 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:32 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:27 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:23 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:21 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:20 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:19 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:16 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:15 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:13 Caption #398

Board

[Post Message]

Meta day: you make fun of the things that make newbies scratch their heads in puzzlement.

There are 14 messages for this day.

<mypalmike> I couldn't do meta today for some reason.

<Axolotl> Yay! It's the snub nosed langurs!

<Lauren> Mort, I just love your caption today.

<guyPaulo> Those are some ugly monkies.

<Carol> They are like nightmare skull babies. And ha ha, Mort; but nobody carves on me unless they are, like, trying to save my life.

<obtuse> BUT WHAT IF BREAST ENLARGEMENT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!!!?

<guyPaulo> Hey, I got an idea for next Thursday. Each monkie gets to pick his own theme (Crass, sexist, meta, Pun, etc), and the other monkies get to try and guess what theme is being used. You could restrict it to previously used themes or just allow any wild theme idea to flow.

<ajiav> mort, what is the current formula for choosing pictures; you mentioned a few weeks back that you were fine-tuning this method or something?

<ajiav> Is there any particular way of choosing pictures that inspires better captioning?

<Mort> Currently I try and pick the top three photos that I haven't used before.

It's almost impossible to predict how inspiring a set of images will be, you would almost have to work out every possible caption in advance.

All I know is that interesting people and animals are good because you can give them voices. Also images with lots of details in.

<Jellyloo> I have found this to be true with my puppets as well.

<Mort> Your "puppets" are 3Suns and Obtuse?

<Jellyloo> Oh how they squirm when I try to employ them as real puppets. They must learn not to resist.

<Mort> Ok, I need to go take a cold shower now.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post