[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - META DAY - 04/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Doctor Roger Mexico was not his real name, it was just what his clients came to call him. His unethical and frankly mad cosmetic surgery experiments in the eighties had led to his license being revoked and the setting up of his chop shop in Tijuana.

Carol, short on funds, desperately called upon Doctor Mexico to increase the size of her "twins".

She understood true horror when she woke up to find out her twins were now 3Suns and Obtuse.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 314 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:05Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:04Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:03Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:02Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:01Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:00Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:59Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:58Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:57Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:56Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:55Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:51Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:50Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:49Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:48Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:47Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:46Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:45Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:44Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:43Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:42Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:41Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:36Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:30Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:29Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:28Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:27Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:26Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:25Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:24Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:23Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:22Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:20Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:19Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:18Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:17Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:16Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:15Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:14Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:13Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:12Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:11Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:09Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:07Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:57Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:56Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:55Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:54Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:53Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:52Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:51Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:50Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:49Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:48Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:47Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:46Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:45Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:44Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:43Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:42Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:41Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:40Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:39Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:38Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:37Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:36Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:35Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:34Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:33Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:32Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:21Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:08Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:07Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:06Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:05Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:04Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:03Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:02Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:01Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:00Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:59Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:45Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:44Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:43Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:42Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:41Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:40Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:39Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:38Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:37Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:36Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:35Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:34Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:21Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:18Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:15Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:59Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:48Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:46Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:37Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:36Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:35Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:34Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:33Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:32Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:31Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:30Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:29Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:28Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:27Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:20Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:15Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:14Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:13Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:12Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:11Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:10Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:09Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:08Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:07Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:06Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:05Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:04Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:03Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:02Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:01Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:00Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:59Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:58Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:57Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:56Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:55Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:54Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:47Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:46Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:45Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:44Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:43Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:42Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:41Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:40Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:39Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:38Caption #985
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:37Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:32Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:26Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:21Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:16Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:14Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:11Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:06Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:05Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:02Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:01Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:59Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:58Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:57Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:56Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:55Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:54Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:53Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:52Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:52Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:50Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:49Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:48Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:47Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:46Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:45Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:44Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:43Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:42Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:41Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:40Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:39Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:38Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:37Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:36Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:35Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:34Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:33Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:32Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:31Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:30Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:26Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:25Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:16Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:15Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:11Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:10Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:08Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:05Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:01Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:00Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:57Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:56Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:55Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:54Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:53Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:52Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:51Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:50Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:49Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:48Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:47Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:45Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:43Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:42Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:41Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:40Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:39Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:38Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:37Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:36Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:35Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:34Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:28Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:27Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:26Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:25Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:24Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:23Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:22Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:21Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:20Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:19Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:18Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:17Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:16Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:15Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:13Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:12Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:11Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:08Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:07Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:06Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:05Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:04Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:03Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:02Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:01Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:00Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:58Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:57Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:56Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:55Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:54Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:53Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:52Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:51Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:50Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:49Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:47Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:46Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:45Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:44Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:43Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:42Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:41Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:40Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:39Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:38Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:32Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:29Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:28Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:23Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:20Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:18Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:17Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:15Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:13Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:08Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:07Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:06Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:05Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:03Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:58Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:57Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:53Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:52Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:46Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:43Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:41Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:40Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:39Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:36Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:30Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:26Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:25Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:24Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:22Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:21Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:20Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:18Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:17Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:13Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:12Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:07Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:00Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:56Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:50Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:43Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:33Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:31Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:30Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:29Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:26Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:22Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:21Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:14Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:13Caption #380

Board [Post Message]

Meta day: you make fun of the things that make newbies scratch their heads in puzzlement.

There are 14 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> I couldn't do meta today for some reason.
<Axolotl> Yay! It's the snub nosed langurs!
<Lauren> Mort, I just love your caption today.
<guyPaulo> Those are some ugly monkies.
<Carol> They are like nightmare skull babies. And ha ha, Mort; but nobody carves on me unless they are, like, trying to save my life.
<obtuse> BUT WHAT IF BREAST ENLARGEMENT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!!!?
<guyPaulo> Hey, I got an idea for next Thursday. Each monkie gets to pick his own theme (Crass, sexist, meta, Pun, etc), and the other monkies get to try and guess what theme is being used. You could restrict it to previously used themes or just allow any wild theme idea to flow.
<ajiav> mort, what is the current formula for choosing pictures; you mentioned a few weeks back that you were fine-tuning this method or something?
<ajiav> Is there any particular way of choosing pictures that inspires better captioning?
<Mort> Currently I try and pick the top three photos that I haven't used before.

It's almost impossible to predict how inspiring a set of images will be, you would almost have to work out every possible caption in advance.

All I know is that interesting people and animals are good because you can give them voices. Also images with lots of details in.

<Jellyloo> I have found this to be true with my puppets as well.
<Mort> Your "puppets" are 3Suns and Obtuse?
<Jellyloo> Oh how they squirm when I try to employ them as real puppets. They must learn not to resist.
<Mort> Ok, I need to go take a cold shower now.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post