[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - META DAY - 04/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Doctor Roger Mexico was not his real name, it was just what his clients came to call him. His unethical and frankly mad cosmetic surgery experiments in the eighties had led to his license being revoked and the setting up of his chop shop in Tijuana.

Carol, short on funds, desperately called upon Doctor Mexico to increase the size of her "twins".

She understood true horror when she woke up to find out her twins were now 3Suns and Obtuse.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 133 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:29Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:28Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:26Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:24Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:23Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:20Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:19Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:17Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:16Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:15Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:12Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:08Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:05Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:04Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:03Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:00Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:59Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:56Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:51Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:49Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:48Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:45Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:44Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:39Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:38Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:37Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:35Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:35Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:33Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:31Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:30Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:28Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:27Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:24Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:20Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:13Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:12Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:10Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:08Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:06Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:03Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:59Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:56Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:54Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:52Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:49Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:48Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:46Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:44Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:40Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:39Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:38Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:37Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:36Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:35Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:34Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:33Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:32Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:31Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:30Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:27Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:22Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:20Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:18Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:16Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:14Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:13Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:08Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:01Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:00Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:59Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:56Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:55Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:51Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:50Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:47Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:46Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:40Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:38Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:37Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:35Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:34Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:33Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:28Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:24Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:22Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:21Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:19Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:16Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:12Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:11Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:09Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:08Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:04Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:02Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:01Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:00Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:59Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:57Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:54Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:53Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:48Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:47Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:45Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:44Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:43Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:42Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:38Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:36Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:35Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:34Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:33Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:32Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:30Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:27Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:25Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:23Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:20Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:15Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:13Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:12Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:11Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:03Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:59Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:55Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:50Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:49Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:46Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:43Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:41Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:39Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:35Caption #650

Board [Post Message]

Meta day: you make fun of the things that make newbies scratch their heads in puzzlement.

There are 14 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> I couldn't do meta today for some reason.
<Axolotl> Yay! It's the snub nosed langurs!
<Lauren> Mort, I just love your caption today.
<guyPaulo> Those are some ugly monkies.
<Carol> They are like nightmare skull babies. And ha ha, Mort; but nobody carves on me unless they are, like, trying to save my life.
<obtuse> BUT WHAT IF BREAST ENLARGEMENT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!!!?
<guyPaulo> Hey, I got an idea for next Thursday. Each monkie gets to pick his own theme (Crass, sexist, meta, Pun, etc), and the other monkies get to try and guess what theme is being used. You could restrict it to previously used themes or just allow any wild theme idea to flow.
<ajiav> mort, what is the current formula for choosing pictures; you mentioned a few weeks back that you were fine-tuning this method or something?
<ajiav> Is there any particular way of choosing pictures that inspires better captioning?
<Mort> Currently I try and pick the top three photos that I haven't used before.

It's almost impossible to predict how inspiring a set of images will be, you would almost have to work out every possible caption in advance.

All I know is that interesting people and animals are good because you can give them voices. Also images with lots of details in.

<Jellyloo> I have found this to be true with my puppets as well.
<Mort> Your "puppets" are 3Suns and Obtuse?
<Jellyloo> Oh how they squirm when I try to employ them as real puppets. They must learn not to resist.
<Mort> Ok, I need to go take a cold shower now.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post