[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - META DAY - 04/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Doctor Roger Mexico was not his real name, it was just what his clients came to call him. His unethical and frankly mad cosmetic surgery experiments in the eighties had led to his license being revoked and the setting up of his chop shop in Tijuana.

Carol, short on funds, desperately called upon Doctor Mexico to increase the size of her "twins".

She understood true horror when she woke up to find out her twins were now 3Suns and Obtuse.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 198 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:21Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:16Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:13Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:12Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:11Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:05Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:04Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:02Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:58Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:54Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:48Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:47Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:45Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:44Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:41Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:32Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:30Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:27Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:22Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:20Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:17Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:16Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:14Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:02Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:59Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:53Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:52Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:49Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:48Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:45Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:44Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:42Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:36Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:33Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:28Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:24Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:23Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:21Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:19Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:11Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:10Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:05Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:02Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:57Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:53Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:52Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:51Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:48Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:46Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:45Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:44Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:36Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:34Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:26Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:25Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:24Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:22Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:20Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:14Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:09Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:08Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:07Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:54Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:52Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:51Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:50Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:49Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:48Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:47Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:46Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:45Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:44Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:43Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:42Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:41Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:39Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:38Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:37Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:35Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:34Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:33Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:32Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:31Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:30Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:29Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:28Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:27Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:26Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:25Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:24Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:23Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:22Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:21Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:20Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:19Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:18Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:16Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:15Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:13Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:13Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:11Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:10Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:07Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:06Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:04Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:03Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:02Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:01Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:00Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:59Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:58Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:57Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:56Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:55Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:54Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:53Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:52Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:51Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:50Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:49Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:48Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:45Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:42Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:41Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:35Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:32Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:28Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:24Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:20Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:16Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:13Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:11Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:08Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:01Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:00Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:59Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:58Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:57Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:56Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:55Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:54Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:53Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:52Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:51Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:50Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:49Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:48Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:47Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:46Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:45Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:44Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:43Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:42Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:41Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:40Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:39Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:38Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:37Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:36Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:34Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:33Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:32Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:31Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:30Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:29Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:28Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:27Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:26Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:25Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:24Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:23Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:22Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:21Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:16Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:13Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:12Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:11Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:10Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:09Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:08Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:07Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:06Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:05Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:04Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:03Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:02Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:01Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:00Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:59Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:58Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:57Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:56Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:55Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:54Caption #218

Board [Post Message]

Meta day: you make fun of the things that make newbies scratch their heads in puzzlement.

There are 14 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> I couldn't do meta today for some reason.
<Axolotl> Yay! It's the snub nosed langurs!
<Lauren> Mort, I just love your caption today.
<guyPaulo> Those are some ugly monkies.
<Carol> They are like nightmare skull babies. And ha ha, Mort; but nobody carves on me unless they are, like, trying to save my life.
<obtuse> BUT WHAT IF BREAST ENLARGEMENT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!!!?
<guyPaulo> Hey, I got an idea for next Thursday. Each monkie gets to pick his own theme (Crass, sexist, meta, Pun, etc), and the other monkies get to try and guess what theme is being used. You could restrict it to previously used themes or just allow any wild theme idea to flow.
<ajiav> mort, what is the current formula for choosing pictures; you mentioned a few weeks back that you were fine-tuning this method or something?
<ajiav> Is there any particular way of choosing pictures that inspires better captioning?
<Mort> Currently I try and pick the top three photos that I haven't used before.

It's almost impossible to predict how inspiring a set of images will be, you would almost have to work out every possible caption in advance.

All I know is that interesting people and animals are good because you can give them voices. Also images with lots of details in.

<Jellyloo> I have found this to be true with my puppets as well.
<Mort> Your "puppets" are 3Suns and Obtuse?
<Jellyloo> Oh how they squirm when I try to employ them as real puppets. They must learn not to resist.
<Mort> Ok, I need to go take a cold shower now.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post