[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - META DAY - 04/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Doctor Roger Mexico was not his real name, it was just what his clients came to call him. His unethical and frankly mad cosmetic surgery experiments in the eighties had led to his license being revoked and the setting up of his chop shop in Tijuana.

Carol, short on funds, desperately called upon Doctor Mexico to increase the size of her "twins".

She understood true horror when she woke up to find out her twins were now 3Suns and Obtuse.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 378 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:25Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:24Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:23Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:22Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:21Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:21Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:19Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:18Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:17Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:16Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:15Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:14Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:13Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:12Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:11Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:03Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:01Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:55Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:52Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:51Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:50Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:49Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:48Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:47Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:46Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:45Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:44Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:43Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:36Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:33Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:31Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:29Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:28Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:27Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:26Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:25Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:24Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:23Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:22Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:19Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:18Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:17Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:16Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:15Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:14Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:13Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:12Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:11Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:10Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:09Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:08Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:07Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:06Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:05Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:04Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:03Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:02Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:01Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:00Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:55Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:51Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:49Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:47Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:43Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:42Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:40Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:38Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:35Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:34Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:32Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:31Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:28Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:26Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:23Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:22Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:21Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:20Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:19Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:18Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:17Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:16Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:14Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:13Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:10Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:08Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:07Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:04Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:01Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:00Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:56Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:55Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:54Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:53Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:52Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:51Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:50Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:49Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:46Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:45Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:44Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:43Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:42Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:41Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:39Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:35Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:34Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:33Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:32Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:31Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:30Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:29Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:28Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:25Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:24Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:22Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:20Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:16Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:15Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:14Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:13Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:12Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:11Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:10Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:08Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:06Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:05Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:04Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:03Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:02Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:01Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:00Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:59Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:55Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:54Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:52Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:50Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:44Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:42Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:41Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:38Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:29Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:27Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:26Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:23Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:21Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:14Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:13Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:12Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:10Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:03Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:59Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:58Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:56Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:52Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:51Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:50Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:49Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:48Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:47Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:46Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:45Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:44Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:40Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:36Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:29Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:27Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:25Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:24Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:23Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:22Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:21Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:20Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:19Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:18Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:16Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:15Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:14Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:13Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:12Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:11Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:10Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:09Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:08Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:07Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:06Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:05Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:04Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:03Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:02Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:01Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:00Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:59Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:58Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:57Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:56Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:55Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:54Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:47Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:46Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:43Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:40Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:39Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:37Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:36Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:35Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:34Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:33Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:32Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:31Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:30Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:29Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:28Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:27Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:26Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:25Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:24Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:23Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:22Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:21Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:20Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:19Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:18Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:17Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:16Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:15Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:13Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:11Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:10Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:09Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:08Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:07Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:06Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:05Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:04Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:03Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:02Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:57Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:56Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:53Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:51Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:50Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:49Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:48Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:47Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:46Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:44Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:39Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:37Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:32Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:31Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:30Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:29Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:28Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:27Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:26Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:24Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:21Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:20Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:19Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:18Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:17Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:16Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:15Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:14Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:13Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:11Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:09Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:08Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:07Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:06Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:05Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:04Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:03Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:02Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:59Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:58Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:56Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:55Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:54Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:53Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:52Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:49Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:47Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:45Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:38Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:36Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:29Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:28Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:26Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:25Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:22Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:19Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:18Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:17Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:16Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:15Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:14Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:13Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:12Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:11Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:10Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:09Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:08Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:07Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:03Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:02Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:01Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:00Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:59Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:58Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:57Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:56Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:56Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:52Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:47Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:46Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:43Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:42Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:41Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:40Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:39Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:38Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:37Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:36Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:35Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:34Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:33Caption #-93
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:32Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:28Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:27Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:26Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:25Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:23Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:22Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:21Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:18Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:17Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:16Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:15Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:14Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:13Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:12Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:11Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:10Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:09Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:05Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:04Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:01Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:00Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:58Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:56Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:53Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:52Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:51Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:50Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:49Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:48Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:47Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:46Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:45Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:44Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:42Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:41Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:39Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:37Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:36Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:35Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:32Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:31Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:31Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:30Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:29Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:27Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:26Caption #698

Board [Post Message]

Meta day: you make fun of the things that make newbies scratch their heads in puzzlement.

There are 14 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> I couldn't do meta today for some reason.
<Axolotl> Yay! It's the snub nosed langurs!
<Lauren> Mort, I just love your caption today.
<guyPaulo> Those are some ugly monkies.
<Carol> They are like nightmare skull babies. And ha ha, Mort; but nobody carves on me unless they are, like, trying to save my life.
<obtuse> BUT WHAT IF BREAST ENLARGEMENT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!!!?
<guyPaulo> Hey, I got an idea for next Thursday. Each monkie gets to pick his own theme (Crass, sexist, meta, Pun, etc), and the other monkies get to try and guess what theme is being used. You could restrict it to previously used themes or just allow any wild theme idea to flow.
<ajiav> mort, what is the current formula for choosing pictures; you mentioned a few weeks back that you were fine-tuning this method or something?
<ajiav> Is there any particular way of choosing pictures that inspires better captioning?
<Mort> Currently I try and pick the top three photos that I haven't used before.

It's almost impossible to predict how inspiring a set of images will be, you would almost have to work out every possible caption in advance.

All I know is that interesting people and animals are good because you can give them voices. Also images with lots of details in.

<Jellyloo> I have found this to be true with my puppets as well.
<Mort> Your "puppets" are 3Suns and Obtuse?
<Jellyloo> Oh how they squirm when I try to employ them as real puppets. They must learn not to resist.
<Mort> Ok, I need to go take a cold shower now.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post