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Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
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Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


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