[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 348 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:24Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:23Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:22Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:21Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:18Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:14Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:13Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:12Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:10Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:09Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:06Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:05Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:04Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:03Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:02Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:59Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:58Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:54Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:52Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:51Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:50Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:49Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:46Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:45Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:44Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:42Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:41Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:38Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:36Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:34Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:33Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:32Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:30Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:29Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:27Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:26Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:24Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:23Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:22Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:21Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:20Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:19Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:18Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:17Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:16Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:14Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:12Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:10Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:06Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:04Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:02Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:00Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:58Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:55Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:54Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:50Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:46Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:42Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:38Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:34Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:33Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:31Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:30Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:29Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:26Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:24Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:23Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:18Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:16Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:15Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:14Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:12Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:10Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:08Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:06Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:02Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:01Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:58Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:57Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:56Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:54Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:50Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:46Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:43Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:42Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:41Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:40Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:38Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:34Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:33Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:31Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:30Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:29Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:28Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:26Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:25Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:22Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:21Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:19Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:18Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:14Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:10Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:07Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:06Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:02Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:58Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:57Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:55Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:54Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:50Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:48Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:46Caption #-94
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:42Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:39Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:38Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:36Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:34Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:32Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:30Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:29Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:27Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:26Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:24Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:22Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:19Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:18Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:14Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:13Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:10Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:09Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:08Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:06Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:03Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:02Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:59Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:58Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:54Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:52Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:50Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:49Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:48Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:47Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:46Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:44Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:43Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:42Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:41Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:39Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:38Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:34Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:30Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:27Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:26Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:23Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:22Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:20Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:18Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:15Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:14Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:10Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:07Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:05Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:02Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:00Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:59Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:56Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:55Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:54Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:52Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:51Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:50Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:48Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:47Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:46Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:43Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:42Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:41Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:40Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:39Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:36Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:35Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:34Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:33Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:31Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:28Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:27Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:26Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:24Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:23Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:20Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:18Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:17Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:15Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:12Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:10Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:07Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:04Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:02Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:00Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:59Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:58Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:57Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:56Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:55Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:54Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:53Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:52Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:51Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:49Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:46Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:45Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:44Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:43Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:42Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:40Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:38Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:37Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:36Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:35Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:34Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:33Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:31Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:30Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:28Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:25Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:23Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:21Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:20Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:19Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:18Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:17Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:16Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:14Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:13Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:12Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:10Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:08Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:07Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:06Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:04Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:03Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:01Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:00Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:58Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:56Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:54Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:52Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:51Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:50Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:47Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:46Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:45Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:44Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:42Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:40Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:39Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:38Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:37Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:36Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:35Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:34Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:33Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:32Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:31Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:30Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:28Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:27Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:26Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:25Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:23Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:21Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:19Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:18Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:17Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:16Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:15Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:10Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:09Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:08Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:06Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:05Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:04Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:03Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:02Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:00Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:58Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:55Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:54Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:53Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:52Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:51Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:47Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:44Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:43Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:42Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:41Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:40Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:39Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:38Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:36Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:34Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:32Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:31Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:30Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:29Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:28Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:27Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:24Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:22Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:21Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:20Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:19Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:18Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:16Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:15Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:14Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:13Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:12Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:11Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:09Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:07Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:06Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:04Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:03Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:02Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:01Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:59Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:57Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:55Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:53Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:50Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:49Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:47Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:46Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:42Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:40Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:37Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:34Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:33Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:32Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:30Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:29Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:26Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:25Caption #235

Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?

There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post