[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I brought my father to show and tell day at school, he is a mighty sumo wrestler.

But seeing him did nothing to stop the other kids from making fun of my weight.

I think Mom would have been a better choice.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Fashion Wire Daily)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 343 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:59Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:58Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:55Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:54Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:53Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:52Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:51Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:50Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:49Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:48Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:47Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:46Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:45Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:40Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:34Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:33Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:32Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:31Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:29Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:28Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:27Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:25Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:23Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:19Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:18Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:17Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:13Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:11Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:09Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:08Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:07Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:05Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:04Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:03Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:02Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:00Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:58Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:57Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:56Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:55Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:54Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:51Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:49Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:48Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:44Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:43Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:42Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:41Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:40Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:39Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:38Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:35Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:34Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:33Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:32Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:31Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:30Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:29Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:24Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:21Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:15Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:14Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:13Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:12Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:11Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:05Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:04Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:00Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:57Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:56Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:55Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:53Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:52Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:50Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:47Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:46Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:45Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:43Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:41Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:40Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:38Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:37Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:35Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:33Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:30Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:29Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:28Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:26Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:25Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:21Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:20Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:18Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:17Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:16Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:15Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:14Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:13Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:11Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:10Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:07Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:06Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:05Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:02Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:01Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:58Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:56Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:55Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:54Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:53Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:52Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:50Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:49Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:47Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:46Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:45Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:43Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:41Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:40Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:37Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:35Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:34Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:31Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:30Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:29Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:26Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:25Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:24Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:22Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:21Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:20Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:19Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:14Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:13Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:12Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:10Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:09Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:06Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:03Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:02Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:01Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:00Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:58Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:56Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:54Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:53Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:52Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:51Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:50Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:49Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:48Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:47Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:46Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:45Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:44Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:43Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:42Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:41Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:40Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:33Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:32Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:31Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:30Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:29Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:28Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:23Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:22Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:19Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:18Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:16Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:16Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:14Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:13Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:11Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:08Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:07Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:06Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:05Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:02Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:59Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:58Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:57Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:56Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:53Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:46Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:45Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:43Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:42Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:41Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:39Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:38Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:37Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:35Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:34Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:30Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:29Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:28Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:27Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:26Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:25Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:24Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:20Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:18Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:17Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:15Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:14Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:13Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:11Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:08Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:03Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:02Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:59Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:58Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:56Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:55Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:54Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:52Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:51Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:50Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:45Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:42Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:41Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:39Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:35Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:33Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:31Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:30Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:25Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:24Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:21Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:20Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:18Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:16Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:14Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:13Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:11Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:10Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:09Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:08Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:06Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:05Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:04Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:02Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:00Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:58Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:57Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:51Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:48Caption #995
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:45Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:42Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:41Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:40Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:36Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:35Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:34Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:30Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:28Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:27Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:26Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:25Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:23Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:21Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:20Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:18Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:16Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:12Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:11Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:08Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:06Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:05Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:04Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:02Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:00Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:59Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:58Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:57Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:56Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:55Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:52Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:47Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:44Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:39Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:37Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:36Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:35Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:34Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:31Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:30Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:26Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:24Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:17Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:16Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:13Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:12Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:09Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:08Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:05Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:03Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:02Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:01Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:00Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:59Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:58Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:57Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:54Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:53Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:52Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:51Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:46Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:45Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:44Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:43Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:42Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:41Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:37Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:35Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:33Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:31Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:30Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:27Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:26Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:25Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:24Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:21Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:20Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:17Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:16Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:15Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:14Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:12Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:11Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:04Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:03Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:02Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:00Caption #9

Board [Post Message]

Good old Mary Carey, back in the photos.


There are 47 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Mary's providing today's Venn diagrams.
<mypalmike> She's got some nice mutually exclusive sets.
<infosponge> I'm so tired of seeing big fake boobies. I just don't get it...
<Roger Mexico> Recent studies have shown that tit fatigue is an early symptom of Glaubner's Syndrome, the earliest stage of testosterone depletion.
<ElvisThePelvis> What if you get tired of looking at your penis?
<guyPaulo> That leads to RuPaul's Syndrome, where you have your testosterone intentionally depleted.
<yoyology> What if guyP gets tired of looking at porn?
<guyPaulo> Then I have Von'Ludenhaufer's Disorder, AND I'M FREAKIN DEAD.
<guyPaulo> Then I have Von'Ludenhaufer's Disorder, AND I'M FREAKIN DEAD.
<guyPaulo> Damn refresh button...
<Lauren> Okay, Mort, with 13 alternatives up, yours is still the best.
<yoyology.> You know, I was really hoping to caption the beer-guzzling German girl today. Mary makes an acceptable substitute.
<Mort> I don't know, I really like Yoyo's 3rd one right now.
<yoyology.> That would be the one I haven't written yet. I've only done two.
<guyPaulo> It's a little scary how good yoyo is on some days....
<Mort> See I told you I liked his 3rd one best.
<Lauren> Mort, what would you do when you think up another caption after you have already posted the first one? Do you come back as someone else? Who?
<yoyology> He comes in as No One In Particular.
<3Suns> Can anyone make a Star Wars reference out of this? That sumo and his wife could be Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leia...
<infosponge> I almost posted a haiku involving Jabba the Hut, peanuts, and Mary the Slut, but decided better of it. :)
<Mort> Lauren, you are the only one on here who is not actually me.
<3Suns> What are you talking about Mort? I'm real!
<GuyPaulo> So am I!
<yoyology> I'm not made up!
<Axolotl> Maybe I made you up, ever think of that?
<The Real Slim Shady> All y'all just STFU!
<mypalmike> You survived because of US. WE kept you safe!
<Mort> I think the speed at which you all responded proves that it was just me changing my name and reposting.
<Lauren> Mort, all is as I feared, then. How much are my parents paying you to be my friend?
<Mort> I'm not listening!
<David Byrden> You're nothing without us!
<Mort> 3Suns please don't abuse the system.
<Mort> No... we don't need you. The Master takes care of us now.

Leave now, and never come back!

<Ecclesiastes> All is vanity and a chasing after wind.
<3Suns> =P sorry.
<Mort> Lauren, the real question is who is paying your parents to be your parents?
<yoyology> In high school, my friends and I had a big discussion about insults, and we decided that one of the most creative was, "Your imaginary friend is an a**hole."
<Mort> Yoyo - That reminds me of Chester from Sifl and Olly.
<Axolotl> I kinda like Gary Larson's aardvark insult: Anthole!
<La'uren> Sorry, I have to leave now to join the search for Spalding:

...story.news.yahoo.com...

He is one of my favorite storytellers and I have a really bad feeling about his disappearance.

<guyPaulo> I always liked the insult: "You're so ugly, your mother breastfed you through a straw." Pretty appropriate for today.
<guyPaulo> There are so many captions today you'd think it was Wednesday.
<Lauren> Nah... if it were Wednesday, there wouldn't be so many positive comments ...
<yoyology> Sad, but true.
</\\/\\'/P/\\
_/\\/\\
<3>
 Wow, busiest day ever I think.
<m
i
k
e>
 Interesting
<infosponge> Please everyone...start e-mailing photos around. We need the German beer baby and Mary Carey on the same day...that would be just boob-tastic! :)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post