[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I brought my father to show and tell day at school, he is a mighty sumo wrestler.

But seeing him did nothing to stop the other kids from making fun of my weight.

I think Mom would have been a better choice.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Fashion Wire Daily)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 268 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:04Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:59Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:58Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:57Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:46Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:35Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:34Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:33Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:19Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:18Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:15Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:13Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:12Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:11Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:10Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:09Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:08Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:07Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:58Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:56Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:55Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:54Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:51Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:48Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:47Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:42Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:41Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:40Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:36Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:31Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:27Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:24Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:21Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:20Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:19Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:16Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:14Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:11Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:09Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:08Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:07Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:01Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:00Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:59Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:58Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:57Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:56Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:55Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:54Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:52Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:51Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:50Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:49Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:46Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:45Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:44Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:43Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:42Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:41Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:40Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:39Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:38Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:37Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:36Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:34Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:33Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:31Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:30Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:27Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:26Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:25Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:24Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:22Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:21Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:20Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:19Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:18Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:16Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:15Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:14Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:13Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:12Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:11Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:10Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:09Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:07Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:06Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:05Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:04Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:03Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:01Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:00Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:59Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:58Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:57Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:56Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:55Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:54Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:53Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:52Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:51Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:50Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:49Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:47Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:46Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:45Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:44Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:43Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:42Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:39Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:37Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:30Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:15Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:11Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:10Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:09Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:00Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:59Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:58Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:48Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:44Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:35Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:32Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:31Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:30Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:28Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:26Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:24Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:23Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:22Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:21Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:14Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:02Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:00Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:59Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:58Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:57Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:54Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:48Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:39Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:35Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:34Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:33Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:32Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:29Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:18Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:16Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:13Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:12Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:11Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:10Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:09Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:03Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:59Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:55Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:54Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:50Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:48Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:43Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:42Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:41Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:36Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:34Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:33Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:24Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:16Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:13Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:10Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:09Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:08Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:01Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:00Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:59Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:55Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:49Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:40Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:33Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:32Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:31Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:23Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:17Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:15Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:10Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:09Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:08Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:07Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:06Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:05Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:04Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:03Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:02Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:01Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:00Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:59Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:58Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:57Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:56Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:55Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:54Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:53Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:52Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:51Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:50Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:49Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:48Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:47Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:46Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:45Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:44Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:42Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:41Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:40Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:39Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:38Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:36Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:35Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:34Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:31Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:29Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:27Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:26Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:25Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:24Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:22Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:20Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:18Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:15Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:14Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:13Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:12Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:09Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:05Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:04Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:03Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:02Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:00Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:58Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:57Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:54Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:51Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:47Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:43Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:42Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:40Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:38Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:36Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:35Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:34Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:33Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:31Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:30Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:29Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:28Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:27Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:26Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:25Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:24Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:23Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:20Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:17Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:16Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:14Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:10Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:09Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:06Caption #883

Board [Post Message]

Good old Mary Carey, back in the photos.


There are 47 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Mary's providing today's Venn diagrams.
<mypalmike> She's got some nice mutually exclusive sets.
<infosponge> I'm so tired of seeing big fake boobies. I just don't get it...
<Roger Mexico> Recent studies have shown that tit fatigue is an early symptom of Glaubner's Syndrome, the earliest stage of testosterone depletion.
<ElvisThePelvis> What if you get tired of looking at your penis?
<guyPaulo> That leads to RuPaul's Syndrome, where you have your testosterone intentionally depleted.
<yoyology> What if guyP gets tired of looking at porn?
<guyPaulo> Then I have Von'Ludenhaufer's Disorder, AND I'M FREAKIN DEAD.
<guyPaulo> Then I have Von'Ludenhaufer's Disorder, AND I'M FREAKIN DEAD.
<guyPaulo> Damn refresh button...
<Lauren> Okay, Mort, with 13 alternatives up, yours is still the best.
<yoyology.> You know, I was really hoping to caption the beer-guzzling German girl today. Mary makes an acceptable substitute.
<Mort> I don't know, I really like Yoyo's 3rd one right now.
<yoyology.> That would be the one I haven't written yet. I've only done two.
<guyPaulo> It's a little scary how good yoyo is on some days....
<Mort> See I told you I liked his 3rd one best.
<Lauren> Mort, what would you do when you think up another caption after you have already posted the first one? Do you come back as someone else? Who?
<yoyology> He comes in as No One In Particular.
<3Suns> Can anyone make a Star Wars reference out of this? That sumo and his wife could be Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leia...
<infosponge> I almost posted a haiku involving Jabba the Hut, peanuts, and Mary the Slut, but decided better of it. :)
<Mort> Lauren, you are the only one on here who is not actually me.
<3Suns> What are you talking about Mort? I'm real!
<GuyPaulo> So am I!
<yoyology> I'm not made up!
<Axolotl> Maybe I made you up, ever think of that?
<The Real Slim Shady> All y'all just STFU!
<mypalmike> You survived because of US. WE kept you safe!
<Mort> I think the speed at which you all responded proves that it was just me changing my name and reposting.
<Lauren> Mort, all is as I feared, then. How much are my parents paying you to be my friend?
<Mort> I'm not listening!
<David Byrden> You're nothing without us!
<Mort> 3Suns please don't abuse the system.
<Mort> No... we don't need you. The Master takes care of us now.

Leave now, and never come back!

<Ecclesiastes> All is vanity and a chasing after wind.
<3Suns> =P sorry.
<Mort> Lauren, the real question is who is paying your parents to be your parents?
<yoyology> In high school, my friends and I had a big discussion about insults, and we decided that one of the most creative was, "Your imaginary friend is an a**hole."
<Mort> Yoyo - That reminds me of Chester from Sifl and Olly.
<Axolotl> I kinda like Gary Larson's aardvark insult: Anthole!
<La'uren> Sorry, I have to leave now to join the search for Spalding:

...story.news.yahoo.com...

He is one of my favorite storytellers and I have a really bad feeling about his disappearance.

<guyPaulo> I always liked the insult: "You're so ugly, your mother breastfed you through a straw." Pretty appropriate for today.
<guyPaulo> There are so many captions today you'd think it was Wednesday.
<Lauren> Nah... if it were Wednesday, there wouldn't be so many positive comments ...
<yoyology> Sad, but true.
</\\/\\'/P/\\
_/\\/\\
<3>
 Wow, busiest day ever I think.
<m
i
k
e>
 Interesting
<infosponge> Please everyone...start e-mailing photos around. We need the German beer baby and Mary Carey on the same day...that would be just boob-tastic! :)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post