[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I brought my father to show and tell day at school, he is a mighty sumo wrestler.

But seeing him did nothing to stop the other kids from making fun of my weight.

I think Mom would have been a better choice.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Fashion Wire Daily)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 265 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:51Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:48Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:47Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:45Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:44Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:42Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:37Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:36Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:32Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:29Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:27Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:26Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:25Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:24Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:20Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:19Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:17Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:09Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:04Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:01Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:57Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:56Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:55Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:51Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:48Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:47Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:45Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:42Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:37Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:34Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:33Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:31Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:29Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:28Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:25Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:24Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:23Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:22Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:21Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:19Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:14Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:13Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:12Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:11Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:09Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:08Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:07Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:05Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:04Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker06:16:00Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:59Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:58Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:57Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:56Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:55Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:54Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:53Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:52Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:51Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:49Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:48Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:46Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:45Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:43Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:41Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:39Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:38Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:35Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:33Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:31Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:30Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:29Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:28Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:27Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:26Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:25Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:24Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:23Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:22Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:21Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:20Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:18Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:17Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:17Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:13Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:12Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:11Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:10Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:07Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:04Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:03Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker06:15:01Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:58Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:57Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:56Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:55Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:52Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:51Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:50Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:49Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:48Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:47Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:46Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:43Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:42Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:39Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:37Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:36Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:35Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:34Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:33Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:32Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:31Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:30Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:29Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:28Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:27Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:26Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:25Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:23Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:22Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:21Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:19Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:18Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:17Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:13Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:12Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:11Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:10Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:09Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:08Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:07Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:06Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:04Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:03Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:02Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:01Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker06:14:00Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:58Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:57Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:56Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:54Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:53Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:51Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:49Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:48Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:47Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:46Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:45Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:43Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:41Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:40Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:38Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:37Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:36Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:34Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:33Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:30Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:27Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:26Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:24Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:22Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:21Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:20Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:19Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:18Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:17Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:16Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:15Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:13Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:12Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:08Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:07Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker06:13:05Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:53Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:50Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:49Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:47Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:45Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:43Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:41Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:36Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:35Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:34Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:33Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:32Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:29Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:28Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:26Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:25Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:23Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:19Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:16Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:12Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:04Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:01Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker06:12:00Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:59Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:55Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:51Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:49Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:47Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:43Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:42Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:40Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:39Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:36Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:35Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:34Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:33Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:31Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:30Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:26Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:23Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:22Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:20Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:15Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:14Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:13Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:12Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:11Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:10Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:09Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:08Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:07Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:01Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:59Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:53Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:51Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:50Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:49Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:48Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:45Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:43Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:40Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:39Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:38Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:37Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:36Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:34Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:33Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:29Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:28Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:27Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:26Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:25Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:23Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:21Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:19Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:18Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:16Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:15Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:13Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:12Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:10Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:09Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:08Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:07Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:06Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:05Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:04Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:03Caption #221

Board [Post Message]

Good old Mary Carey, back in the photos.


There are 47 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Mary's providing today's Venn diagrams.
<mypalmike> She's got some nice mutually exclusive sets.
<infosponge> I'm so tired of seeing big fake boobies. I just don't get it...
<Roger Mexico> Recent studies have shown that tit fatigue is an early symptom of Glaubner's Syndrome, the earliest stage of testosterone depletion.
<ElvisThePelvis> What if you get tired of looking at your penis?
<guyPaulo> That leads to RuPaul's Syndrome, where you have your testosterone intentionally depleted.
<yoyology> What if guyP gets tired of looking at porn?
<guyPaulo> Then I have Von'Ludenhaufer's Disorder, AND I'M FREAKIN DEAD.
<guyPaulo> Then I have Von'Ludenhaufer's Disorder, AND I'M FREAKIN DEAD.
<guyPaulo> Damn refresh button...
<Lauren> Okay, Mort, with 13 alternatives up, yours is still the best.
<yoyology.> You know, I was really hoping to caption the beer-guzzling German girl today. Mary makes an acceptable substitute.
<Mort> I don't know, I really like Yoyo's 3rd one right now.
<yoyology.> That would be the one I haven't written yet. I've only done two.
<guyPaulo> It's a little scary how good yoyo is on some days....
<Mort> See I told you I liked his 3rd one best.
<Lauren> Mort, what would you do when you think up another caption after you have already posted the first one? Do you come back as someone else? Who?
<yoyology> He comes in as No One In Particular.
<3Suns> Can anyone make a Star Wars reference out of this? That sumo and his wife could be Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leia...
<infosponge> I almost posted a haiku involving Jabba the Hut, peanuts, and Mary the Slut, but decided better of it. :)
<Mort> Lauren, you are the only one on here who is not actually me.
<3Suns> What are you talking about Mort? I'm real!
<GuyPaulo> So am I!
<yoyology> I'm not made up!
<Axolotl> Maybe I made you up, ever think of that?
<The Real Slim Shady> All y'all just STFU!
<mypalmike> You survived because of US. WE kept you safe!
<Mort> I think the speed at which you all responded proves that it was just me changing my name and reposting.
<Lauren> Mort, all is as I feared, then. How much are my parents paying you to be my friend?
<Mort> I'm not listening!
<David Byrden> You're nothing without us!
<Mort> 3Suns please don't abuse the system.
<Mort> No... we don't need you. The Master takes care of us now.

Leave now, and never come back!

<Ecclesiastes> All is vanity and a chasing after wind.
<3Suns> =P sorry.
<Mort> Lauren, the real question is who is paying your parents to be your parents?
<yoyology> In high school, my friends and I had a big discussion about insults, and we decided that one of the most creative was, "Your imaginary friend is an a**hole."
<Mort> Yoyo - That reminds me of Chester from Sifl and Olly.
<Axolotl> I kinda like Gary Larson's aardvark insult: Anthole!
<La'uren> Sorry, I have to leave now to join the search for Spalding:

...story.news.yahoo.com...

He is one of my favorite storytellers and I have a really bad feeling about his disappearance.

<guyPaulo> I always liked the insult: "You're so ugly, your mother breastfed you through a straw." Pretty appropriate for today.
<guyPaulo> There are so many captions today you'd think it was Wednesday.
<Lauren> Nah... if it were Wednesday, there wouldn't be so many positive comments ...
<yoyology> Sad, but true.
</\\/\\'/P/\\
_/\\/\\
<3>
 Wow, busiest day ever I think.
<m
i
k
e>
 Interesting
<infosponge> Please everyone...start e-mailing photos around. We need the German beer baby and Mary Carey on the same day...that would be just boob-tastic! :)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post