Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/04/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Miss Patches, the black cat of death, is after me.

She failed to tempt me into the open using the Swedish beach volleyball team.

But she knew even I could not resist the charms of Orlando Bloom.

(AP)

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 149 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:40 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:36 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:30 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:26 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:25 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:23 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:22 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:20 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:19 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:16 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:15 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:14 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:06 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:05 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:04 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:02 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:58 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:57 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:54 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:52 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:48 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:46 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:45 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:43 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:39 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:37 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:36 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:33 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:21 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:19 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:18 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:17 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:15 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:14 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:13 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:12 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:11 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:10 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:07 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:05 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:04 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:56 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:52 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:51 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:50 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:46 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:44 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:43 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:37 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:34 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:33 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:32 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:31 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:25 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:23 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:20 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:18 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:15 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:10 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:08 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:06 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:01 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:57 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:53 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:52 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:51 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:50 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:46 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:42 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:41 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:39 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:37 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:36 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:35 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:34 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:33 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:32 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:31 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:29 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:27 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:26 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:25 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:24 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:23 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:22 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:18 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:17 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:16 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:15 Caption #-17

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:12 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:11 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:10 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:09 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:07 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:03 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:02 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:59 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:58 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:57 Caption #970

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:52 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:48 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:47 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:45 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:42 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:41 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:38 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:37 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:32 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:31 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:28 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:27 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:25 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:24 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:23 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:18 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:17 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:16 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:14 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:12 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:10 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:09 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:17:07 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:59 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:55 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:54 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:48 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:46 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:45 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:43 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:42 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:40 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:38 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:37 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:35 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:32 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:29 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:26 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:25 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:23 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:22 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:20 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:19 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:18 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:13 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:10 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:07 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:03 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:16:02 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:15:59 Caption #327

Board

[Post Message]

Damn that Miss Patches! I can not escape her stalking, the sharp eyes in the night, the scratching and the endless deluge of faxed Meow Mix coupons.

There are 10 messages for this day.

<yoyology> The most disturbing part of this is that the cat is completely black all over, but is named "Patches".

The horror.

<guyPaulo> Clearly, cats are a tool of the Devil. Just looking at that first picture gives me the heeby-jeebies.

<guyPaulo> This is a slow day! Come on guys, make with the captions or the cat gets it!

<Mort> What else would DEATH name his all black cat?

<mypalmike> I named my black cat Joan Jett, back in the early 80's. That doesn't really answer your question though...

<DEATH> I'd name it "Poopsie".

<Carol> Haha. But wouldn't DEATH be talking in a small-cap font?

<Axolotl> I think Patches the Cat needs to be in the Most Fortunate Fortune pile!

<shininglion> Kelly can be scary sometimes, Mort, it is so true.

<kobold47> I always thought Patches was a gopher

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post