Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/30/2003

by Mort

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Maurice wants just one more can of Pepsi for Christmas.

Oscar put a clam knife on his letter to Santa.

George -- so curious and so excited -- flew to the North Pole to sit on Santa's lap.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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There are 12 messages for this day.

<Luminaire> It looks so blank down here with no messages. I see it as my duty to fill in that blank.

Also, everyone's captions so far are great.

<yoyology> See, I never want to be the first one. If Mort poses a question or asks for input in his description, then I'll answer, but I don't want to be the first one to say anything. Once you get me going, though. I don't shut up.

<Mort> It was my Birthday. So I thought of putting something in the blank space, but I thought, "Dammit it's my Birthday, someone else can fill the gaps".

Thanks Luminaire.

<Luminaire> Well, for crying out loud, Mort, why didn't you tell us earlier? Happy Birthday! Tomorrow is Britney Spears' b-day, FYI.

<Lauren> Happy birthday, Mort! I'll have a beer in your honor c[]

<yoyology> You share a B-day with Woody Allen and Bette Midler, you know.

<Mort> Thanks for the birthday greetings!
I will remember to wish Britney happy birthday when she comes around tonight.

Luckily my birthday was yesterday, which means I am not linked to Woody Allen and Bette Midler...

<spongebobluvr> Woody Allen?AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!im havn nitemares alredy

<Roger Mexico> Hey, it's Richard Pryor's birthday, too, Mort! Happy Birthday! But don't freebase, don't take any chances!

<susana pereira > hello britney you are very cool i love your songs im your number 1 fan what can i do to be like you happy 24 birthay have a nice day bye luv ###susana

<britney> you are hot

<ted dorman> happy birthday,britney /my birthday is 10/15/44 sunday today. have a nice day / my address is 1723 red robin ct. st.louis missoury/63146/3849. may the pease of crist be with you.

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